My Boyfriend’s Dad Is My Gynecologist
“You’d think we told her we murdered someone.”
“She’s excited,” I mouthed, turning the phone back to my ear. “Rachel, calm down.”
“Calm down?” she shrieked. “You are eloping without me?! What kind of best friend betrayal—”
“I was calling to tell you,” I cut in. “I literally just made the decision and you were my very first call, so maybe calm your tits.”
She went quiet.
Then sniffed. “Okay. That’s fair. Continue.”
“We’re going to Vegas,” I said. “Just a quick thing. No fuss. No planning. I just want to be married before I start showing. And Stacy agreed.”