How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
Only when Flossie turned to us, practically in tears, did we realise something was up.
“He says it isn’t a good song. It’s the theme from Titanic!”
I explained to her that creatures from the bottom of the sea had a less refined palate for music (or more refined, depending on how you looked at it) and that he wasn’t ready for the full Dion treatment. After some comforting from Dudley, she agreed to keep it simple and sing nursery rhymes, although since I couldn’t hear her, I couldn’t tell what she was singing.
Whatever it was, Wyndam seemed okay after that and we continued on our journey. Flossie’s opinion on Kraken musical tastes may have been irrevocably damaged, though.