OOPS! I SENT IT TO MY BAD BOY STEPBROTHER !
Like having to literally run away from a horde of ducks and their ducklings, three manecoon cats, and two German Shepherds that targeted my shoes, I had to listen to this twenty-two-year-old man sob about some mystery woman and his pet sister.
“You know what’s worse?” he squeaks, voice nearly gone now, before grabbing the box of tissues he brought along to blow his nose into.
“No, but I’m sure you’ll let me hear all about it.”
“Marcus might be resigning! He could literally be someone sobbing his heart out right now, but I can’t even call to apologize because he’s blocked me everywhere.”
He leans over and grabs a large bag of cheese-flavored chips before stuffing his face with a handful of th