Sandy Cheeks Quotes Novels & Stories

“Maybe if she finds it anytime soon, you will realise that she’s a sweet gem, one of a kind that no man can ever see anywhere in this world!” Sandra is trying to paint her friend gloriously and I appreciate that about her, she’s a good friend and I could feel the depth of some truth in her eyes as well “Sandra I’m not that place, I’m also crazy and impatient. I don’t have the two things you mentioned, not love nor patience, you can take your leave now.”

"I'm getting soft in my old age." Sandy laughed. "I doubt that. A couple of bad asses like us can have a soft moment now and then." She cocked her head and offered Karla a shit-eating grin. "So, you have this rule. Does that mean you and your sister have never tag-teamed a man before? Seems like that might be just a little hot." "In a back hills sort of way."

Wills points to the men either side of her, a wry twist on her lips. “Oh, don’t worry – I’m used to these three – half the time you wouldn’t know they have apposable thumbs with how they reply. I need a translator app just to decipher what they are trying to say. Horrendous punctation!” Sandy has Wills giggling at that, and it’s just the break we need to lighten the mood. “On that note, it’s probably time for us to get going. Thursday night still ok for the next call?” I ask, hoping that I’m not about to get another reschedule from her.

Holly asked as a red handprint appeared on Sandy's right ass cheek. "Yes!" Sandy almost hollered back. Holly brought her other hand down on her friend's left ass cheek, with another echoing smack! Sandy flinched again, but didn't jump as much as the surprising first time. She hung her head between her outstretched arms, and let out another low growl as she moved her ass back and forth under the falling water. Was she trying to get the hot water to sooth her abused ass cheeks, or did it enhance the sting for her?

I am now, she’d probably laugh until her lungs collapsed. “Hello, Sandy. Long time, no see,” I stammered, my fake confidence shaking like bad mascara in the rain. She smiled. Wide. Too wide. Her lipstick was perfect, not a smudge, but her teeth were clenched like she wanted to bite me in half. “How did you—” I caught myself. Wrong question. Never ask a psycho how they did it. “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” I tried instead, shifting to step around her.

“I see.” “What?” “Huh?” “You seem disappointed.” Sandhya said with a smirk. Blood rushed to her face for the second time. Steam came out of her head as if it was overheated. “Pfft….” Sandhya laughed. “Your face looks like a steamed dumpling Ren.”

It was then I realized that Sandy was unusually quiet. I shifted my chair slightly so that my body was angled towards him.“Sandy, is everything okay?” He raised his round face and a faint smile formed on his thin lips. His short, brown hair bounced slightly as he shook his head. His voice was slightly disoriented. “I… I was just thinking about you…” Risha clapped Sandy’s back and chirped, “Woah! You were thinking of something. Aren’t you afraid that your brain will become extinct?” “Risha! Not everything is a joke. Can’t you see that he is serious?” Mom said, her voice laced with warning.

She ducked a laugh "May I remind you, what that would mean to my father when I tell him how much of an ass you have been to his precious daughter?" "Do you need to be told twice to figure you are an ass?" Sandy bickered, picking up her cup of coffee which she sipped bitchily. "Oops, that slipped" she touched her lips dramatically, sarcasing dripping smoothly. The bitch glare could only be compared to a furnace. If only her eyes were a dagger, then my dear friend would be dead meat. Footsteps approached from the stairs before the bearer came in causing me to recollect I haven't seen Nora since last night.

I added confused. Sandy grinned mischievously. "Well, my dear, I guess you're just irresistible. Who knew you had the power to make Christopher feel jealous?" We both burst into horselaugh, our joy filling the room. In that moment, I realized how lucky I was to have a friend like Sandy, someone who could turn any situation into a ridiculous adventure. "Sandy, you are a uproarious genius!" I remarked, wiping down tears of laugh from my eyes. Sandy chortled, a mischievous smile lighting up her face." Well, I do try my stylish to bring laughter wherever I go."

, he says in a whisper. “I'm going to be fine”, I say but since I'm pressed on him he doesn’t hear me. “What?” he says detaching me from him. “I said I'm going to be fine”, I repeat with a firm nod of my head, “I don’t have a habit of breaking promises and this is one, I'm going to be fine”, I say. “Can I get a hug in”, Sandy asks and we all burst into laughter. “Sure”, I say and she squeezes me into a hug.