Sat Funny Quotes

"Aku ini dimana?" Semua terlihat putih, sejauh mata memandang, hawa dingin menjalar dari luar tubuh menuju sekujur tulang. "Tempat apa ini?" "Ahhh Ahhhh"

Her eyes widened when his tool sprang free from constraint. He glanced down and winced, understanding her surprise. He was harder than he’d ever been in his life. His tool strained upward, so long and thick. **************** “What on earth were you doing there tonight Sandra? Do you have any clue what Craig could have done to you? Let me tell you. He would have had you bent over while he did unpleasant things to your body. It would have been all about his own pleasure and satisfaction. What were you thinking?” “I know exactly what I was doing, you will never understand".... His eyes widened in confusion..... ********* Sandra had loved her late husband with all her heart, and after 5 years of mourning and resignation, she has decided to move on with her life. She has a deep desire and an ache in her which she felt her late husband couldn't give her, no matter how much he loved her and could give her everything as a multi billionaire. Now that he's gone, she begins her search for the one thing her beloved late husband couldn't give her. What she doesn't know is that someone she had considered as a good friend of her husband for many years has a strong feeling for her, and had been waiting patiently for an opportunity to prove it to her. Little did he know that she has a deep desire, a huge void in her, which her late husband was not able to satisfy or fill. Having been in love with her for a long time now, he was determined to go the extra length, to ensure that he will be the only man to fill that void and grant those desires in her. But what if there's a competitor?

Tidak memiliki kekuatan spiritual membuat pendekar itu direndahkan bahkan dihina. Di titik terendahnya, ia berjumpa dengan entitas sang Raja Iblis. Mereka menjalin perjanjian, lalu keduanya menyatu. Kini, siapapun yang menantang dan memandang Gao Tian sebelah mata akan merasakan akibatnya. "Ini bukan peperangan antara manusia dengan iblis. Melainkan: iblis melawan iblis!"

"You just swallowed my whole c**k Leo, and you're getting shy from me offering the same?" He huskily laughs. Leo needs money fast. Drowning in debt and hunted by a ruthless loan company, he’s desperate enough to turn to the only person who could help: the dangerously handsome billionaire Grayson Knight. But Grayson doesn’t give handouts. He offers Leo everything he dreams of… for just one thing in return.

"Everyone says Alpha Damon is legendary in bed. That every woman who climbs into his bed leaves ruined… only to crawl back, begging for more." But me? I don’t believe rumors. I confirm them. ~ ~ When Natasha Rutherford’s evil twin sister Katherina betrays her by stealing her mate and destroying her life. Revenge becomes the only thing on her mind. And what better way to destroy the evil twin sister… Than taking what was meant for her? With Katherina’s golden invitation card in hand, Natasha impersonates her and infiltrates the infamous Alpha Damon’s Mating and Marking Consort—a ritual where the ruthless Supreme Alpha Damon claims women in search of his true mate. They say no woman leaves him the same. But Natasha isn’t going there blindly. She has two goals. First… to confirm if the rumors are true. Second… to watch her sister lose her mind when she realizes her place has been stolen. But what she doesn't know is— Alpha Damon is not a man to be played with and he doesn’t just touch women. He Ruins. He breaks them. And her? She’s nowhere near ready for what waits behind the doors of his kingdom. And if she thinks she’s stepping into his bed for revenge… Then she has no idea what she’s walking into. Because Alpha Damon’s bed isn’t just a place of pleasure— It’s a trap. And once you fall in… There’s no escape. Note: This book is dark romance, strictly rated 🔞 and not for viewers below 18 please.

“Yes, my girlfriend, she’s back,” he answered, his eyes gleaming with something I couldn’t quite spot. “Oh…ummm…” I found myself stuttering, finding it hard to make up a sentence. I couldn't decipher if this was supposed to be good or bad news. But why is he referring to her as his girlfriend, when he has me, his wife? Before I could figure out what to say, he let out the words I'd dreaded to hear for the past three years. The very words, I for once hoped I would never hear for the rest of my life. “We can finally go our separate ways, let’s get divorced,” he effortlessly said, taking one more bite from the pancake before him. ***************** The very day Melissa Mugins set her eyes on CEO Listowell Gordon, she fell in love with him. For her, it was love at first sight. Finding herself in a compromised situation, she accepts Listowell’s offer to be his contract wife for just a year. Its been three years now, and although their contract has long expired, none of them has brought up divorce. Today, Melissa plans on telling Listowell a great news, but before she could speak, she's served divorce papers.

"Ah! Jangan berhenti, Tuan Veldric ...." Reina Wynn hanya ingin membalas dendam pada mantan kekasihnya yang berkhianat dengan menggoda paman sang mantan dan menjadi bagian dari keluarga mereka. Namun, alkohol membuatnya salah mengenali orang dan membuatnya berakhir di ranjang Hugo Veldric, seorang mantan jenderal bertangan besi yang kini memimpin kekaisaran bisnis sekaligus penguasa dunia bawah yang paling ditakuti! Dan pria itu tidak berniat melepaskannya. "Jadi istriku, lahirkan penerusku, dan aku akan meratakan dunia untukmu.”

Nasya yang tengah liburan di Singapura, diminta pulang karena ayahnya sakit keras. Mendapati kepulangannya justru ingin menjodohkannya dengan seorang pria tak dikenal, Nasya tegas menolak. Tapi saat sang ayah mengancam lebih baik mati dari pada malu, Nasya tidak punya pilihan lain. Setali tiga uang, Dika, calon suaminya pun tidak bisa menolak perjodohan itu. Seharusnya pernikahan itu menjadi pernikahan yang sempurna karena lambat laun Nasya menyukai Dika yang lembut dan sangat menyayangi, bahkan tidak pernah bertindak kasar, tapi ternyata suaminya memiliki rahasia besar yang akhirnya diketahui Nasya. Namun ternyata, perasaan hancur dan kecewa tidak hanya dirasakan Nasya, Dika pun merasakan hal yang sama ketika mendapati sang istri juga memiliki rahasia besar di masa lalunya. Keduanya pun bicara, apakah biduk rumah tangga itu akan diteruskan atau justru harus bubar sampai sini. Namun, demi kepentingan satu dan lain, serta rasa sayang yang sudah tumbuh, keduanya memutuskan untuk bertahan. Ketika semua baik-baik saja, masa lalu Nasya muncul kembali, memporak-porandakan rumah tangga mereka. Rahasia apa sebenarnya ada dibalik pernikahan Nasya?

Andrea Silva wurde gezwungen, den vermeintlichen Freund ihrer Zwillingsschwester Camila zu heiraten, nachdem diese von zu Hause davongelaufen war. Andrea war am Boden zerstört, als sie erfuhr, dass der Mann, den sie gerade geheiratet hatte, in ihre Schwester verliebt war – sie war nur eine provisorische Lösung gewesen, bis Camila zurückkehrte. Andrea glaubte, Damine Fel für sich gewinnen zu können. Doch was würde geschehen, wenn ihre Schwester zurückkäme und ihren Freund zurückhaben wollte? Was würde geschehen, wenn ihr Mann sie zur Scheidung zwingen würde? Und was würde geschehen, wenn sie herausfinden würde, dass sie von ihm schwanger war, während er nichts mehr mit ihr zu tun haben wollte?

A story of a young lady named Irish Levine who has been through enough problems in her life to last her in a life time. She was desperately in need of job after she lost her Model Job. She applied for a job and was offered a nanny Job to the Billionare's daughter. Ethan Harlow Was in need for a nanny for his 6 years old daughter Arin. Arin's Mother who as his ex wife had dumped him for another man. Fortunately Irish happened to be there when his daughter went into depression after being bullied in school , Irish was able to calm her down when no one can. The nanny and his daughter grow a very strong bond. What happened when they start having uncontrollable feelings for each other? Will her ex wife allow them to be? Will they be able to look past their flaws and pasts?.