Sat Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Note the sarcasm! “Sigh… huf…” I arrived in class breathless and immediately became the subject of attention of my best friend Zetta Fatih whose appearance is more aesthetic than mine. She is beautiful, smart, and famous. She is also the strongest candidate for student council president this year. "Well ... where have you been?" She asked confused. I sat at the same table with Zetta since 1st grade in high school. We have known each other since childhood and went to school together. She should be bored with me, who always sticks to her like remora fish whose hobby is sticking to sharks. It's like I'm not famous and all standard and me being with Zetta, which is 180 degrees different from me.

) I ask teasingly "Vaffanculo uomo! Ma sì, quella crostata violenta è mia. Inoltre il prossimo fine settimana è il trentesimo compleanno di Slater e chiede di utilizzare una delle sale VIP con tutti i ballerini. Ti va bene capo?" (Fuck you man! But yes that violent shortcake is mine. Also next weekend is Slaters big thirtieth birthday and he requests to use one of the VIP rooms with all of the dancers. Is that okay with you boss?) he asks me

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

said the parrot. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? Buddhist to hot dog salesman: "Make me one with everything." Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. These are actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong ... 1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. 2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

"Sorry love but are you gonna let him step on you like a carpet?Take this bullsh-t by the horns and show him he messed up with the wrong cookie..." Lucy would make a good motivational speaker. "That's funny..." She started laughing and I gave her a deadly glare that made her cover her mouth. "Sorry love but are you gonna let him step on you like a carpet?Take this bullsh-t by the horns and show him he messed up with the wrong cookie..."Lucy would make a good motivational speaker.

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

"Ha ha ha ha... I am happy you like me" "Like you, you say..? Come on baby... I do not just like you, I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY BABY..!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha... My funny fucking guy! I love you too..." "Ha ha ha ha... My hot hairy pussied babe!" "Ha ha ha ha ha... My hot big fat long dicked hottie!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Crazy hot babe! You sure are something else I swear!"

Grabbing my phone, I frowned when I saw a text from the devil itself, "CconviNCceee mnhy daaasd tob lkjrseasve." I believe that means Convince my dad to leave. Wow, he's good in typing messages without looking at it properly. SARCASM. I smiled, then said out loud, "What if I don't?" He smirked while Tan looked confused, "What if you don't?" Tan asked. Vibrate. CFRRAXZZXDFYYHGDAATTER. Crazy Hater. Fine.

“If you don’t reply, I’ll just-” “Hahahaha,” a familiar laugh echoes through her ears. “Hello, my s*ut.”