Schnacky Family Novels & Stories

In her usual self-righteous tone, Aunt Rachel added, "Ethan, spending money doesn't automatically make you a good son. Henry treats the family to meals. You just aren't thoughtful enough." I let out a cold laugh and sent the receipts for the bracelet and appliances I'd bought just days ago. "I didn't take anything. I paid for all of it myself. As for that meal Henry treated everyone to…" Henry tried to steer the conversation away by suddenly bringing up something about his cafe. I cut him off with a photo. "It was just a few pancakes. Henry ate four of them by himself. Mom and Dad shared one. If that's your idea of treating the family, then I have nothing more to say."

Graycort. “Considering I didn’t find out about it until recently, and they’ve apparently been together since before Rayan went off to college?” Mrs. Graycort responded. “Exactly,” Mom said. I looked over to where they were sitting with Nate’s mom and her sister. The two sisters were trying to hold back their laughter. “I’m just wondering why Nancy’s kids are sniffing around Sue and Rina,” my dad grumbled. Laughter peeled out of my mom’s mouth. “Oh, Harry. They’re wolves. Sniffing is what they do.”

When my SAT results come in, I'm stunned to see a score of just 550, even though I've always been one of the top students in my class. For the first time, my parents pull me into a hug and gently reassure me. "It's okay. We'll pay for you to retake the SAT next time." Tears well up in my eyes as I promise them, "I'll get into a good college next time. I won't let you down." They prepare a lavish dinner, then send me off to bed with smiles. Late that night, I hear laughter coming from my parents' room. A beat later, I hear the voice of my little sister, Olivia Clark, drifting through the crack in the door. "Mom, Dad, you're amazing! I'll be headed to a top college soon!"

On Thanksgiving, after I got off work, my younger brother, Nate Anderson, left an update in our family group chat about having moved to a different address. I had to take five different public transport connections before I finally reached the location he had sent me. However, when I arrived, I found that I was in a deserted area. Nate sounded smug over the phone. “Got you! My prank was successful! The last bus has left. What’re you going to do now?” I was dumbfounded, but my parents were laughing. “Why did you believe such an obvious lie? Who did you inherit your dumbness from?” “We’re having our Thanksgiving dinner soon. You can walk home.” My girlfriend, Gwen Smith, was chuc

“Even if you never remember, it doesn’t matter. We can start over. We can be a family again.” I stepped back, out of their reach. “You’ve misunderstood. My memory is perfectly intact. I remember each of you. I remember everything.”

“Do you think the Jean family would be scared of a rat?” Zack and Quinn burst out laughing at Grey’s words. ‘That’s right!’ ‘The Jeans are one of the top ten families! How can a mere rat possibly offend them?’

Snake looked at me waiting for me to continue but I paused and waited for grandpa to finish coughing before I said, "It's spike. He's named after a mean German Shepard that was on my street back in Cleveland." Snake looked at me and then grandpa who had stopped coughing and was laughing his ass off. Snake looked back at me before asking, "What wrong with him? Why is he laughing?" I started laughing, "Spike not only was a mean dog, but he spent most of his time sniffing the butt of any female dog that came into our neighborhood and if they were in heat, he'd hump them. At night, grandpa's normal habit is to let me walk up the stairs ahead of him so he can sniff my butt. He said he was enjoyin

“Have you seen my parents? My mother has to lie and say she’s taking a bowel movement in order for her to get three minutes of peace. My grandfather wants to watch the birth. My father had her microchipped like a dog. She literally has a tracking device implanted in her skin. Of the two, my father is far less protective than Rin. What do you think will happen when he finds out I’m pregnant?” “You will be put into one of those giant human sized hamster balls,” Sonny laughed at her folded arms and pout. “You could try to work it into a routine.” “Very funny,” Sasha rolled her eyes and then grinned suddenly as the smattering of feet coming from inside the house headed in their direction. “I bel

Keegan stayed quiet. Vermont was taken aback by how he was acting. Marshall's relationship with Keegan was stronger than theirs. Marshall and Keegan grew up together, while he only met Keegan when he was around ten. The status of the Snyder family was far lower than that of the Kane or Moore family. Vermont was able to befriend Keegan simply because he had thick skin. Unlike the Kane or Moore families, the Snyder family only made their fortune for twenty years.

They chorused together as they all pulled out spoons from their pant pocket surprising their father and I “When did you guys do this?” I asked bewildered “Mum, stop being a killjoy, it's said that families who eat together stick together and that's exactly what we are trying to do, right father?” Xacky asked his father with puppy eyes “Yes son, let's all devour this sumptuous meal” “Yes…..” They did a happy dance as we began to eat,