A Sharky Honeymoon
Heidi's cheeks were pale, and her entire body was covered in bandages after they tended to her.
Seeing the press, she promptly seized the moment and started crying in front of the cameras, rasping in grief, "It's all Zoe Harris' fault! That stupid woman insisted we go shark diving while she's on her period, and her bleeding sent the sharks into a frenzy! We would have been fine without her—I would still have my arm, and everyone would be alive. She's so selfish! It's all her fault!"
The crowd erupted in an uproar at her words.
While all the journalists all turned their cameras at me, the rubberneckers were clearly scowling and murmuring in disapproval.