Smart Humor Quotes

Kehidupan Raya Maulida tidaklah mulus. Ketika tengah hamil besar, wanita itu harus dihadapkan dengan badai besar pada pernikahannya. Sang suami—Raihan Mahardika kedapatan berselingkuh dengan wanita paruh baya. Di tengah rasa sakit, ia pun harus dirundung nestapa atas kematian bayi yang dilahirkannya sendirian. Mertua pun turut menyalahkan Raya atas kematian bayinya. Setelah kepergian anaknya, kehidupan Raya semakin menderita. Ia terus dipaksa sang mertua untuk memeras ASInya setiap hari, tanpa tahu bahwa ASI itu diberikan untuk seorang bayi presdir tampan dengan mengatasnamakan adik iparnya.

Dinda gadis yatim piatu yang pernah tinggal di panti asuhan. Harus menelan pil pahit serta menderita setelah dipersunting oleh pria bernama Seno Wijaya. Suami yang selalu ringan tangan, mudah terhasut dengan ucapan ibunya sendiri, bahkan dengan teganya tidak memberi makan Dinda serta ketiga anaknya. Penderitaan Dinda semakin bertambah tatkala ibu mertua serta keluarga inti dari Seno tidak menyukai Dinda. Bagaimana Dinda bisa melewati masa-masa hidup yang susah bersama anak-anaknya, lantas balas dendam apa yang Dinda akan berikan kepada keluarga suaminya.

Isn’t it funny how love works? I have always loved Dreston, and he has always been the one for me—my first love. As a child, I loved him, as a teenager, nothing changed. And now, even as his wife, I still couldn’t love him any less. But he only ever loved Tina—my teenage best friend. She came into our lives and didn’t just take him away from me. She took my happiness, my laughter, and even the girl I used to be. I still remember her words to me: “You knew he was mine, yet you married him.” She made me feel like I was the villain. Maybe I was foolish to believe that love alone would bring him back to me. But nothing changed. He would always love her. I finally gave up the day I signed the divorce papers. I learned to let go, to move on, and to start fresh. And just when I had finally decided to start my life again—just when the universe rewarded me with a man who loved me unconditionally… Dreston came running back. Now he wants a second chance.

“No can do. I'm a changed man now. The only pussy I want is my wife's," I drawl. She practically sputters, invisible steam oozing from her ears. "Get your filthy hands off me," she snarls. I lean in, my lips grazing her earlobe. “Why? Afraid that I'm going to find out how much your body still yearns for mine?" I drawl, and she shivers, pressing her thighs together as I squeeze her hip lightly. … I’ve hated Hayden Wolfe since high school. He made my life hell. When I’m suddenly thrown into an arranged marriage with him, I’m convinced I’ve hit rock bottom. He needs a wife to secure his position in his family’s billion-dollar empire. I need my father’s company to survive. Neither of us had a choice. Now we’re the perfect couple in public, and sworn enemies behind closed doors. And my new goal? Make Hayden Wolfe beg for a divorce. What started as late-night screaming matches explodes into hate filled kisses and touches that leaves me burning. Do I still hate him with every fiber of my being? Or am I already hopelessly, shamefully addicted to the man I promised to destroy? Warning: Mature content, intense bickering, mentions of dark themes such as psychological trauma, violence and emotional distress.

Warning: Mature Content Ahead. Can’t decide what trope you want to read next? Well, look no further because Fractured has it all. If you're ready to dive into a world where passion meets peril, where dominance intertwines with desire, and where one fierce female leads the charge, then this book is for you. On her first day at university, Josie’s life takes a dramatic turn. Expecting nothing more than the typical college experience, she instead finds herself thrust into a realm of supernatural intrigue. Her guide into this new world is none other than her enigmatic and irresistibly attractive headmaster. As Josie navigates her new reality, she encounters five breathtakingly hot males, each with their own secrets and powers. These men are not just eye candy; they play pivotal roles in a dangerous game of power and attraction. Josie must learn to harness her strength, confront hidden enemies, and balance the intense chemistry with the dominant males who surround her. Her journey is one of self-discovery, resilience, and undeniable passion. This book is a thrilling blend of romance, suspense, and supernatural elements, perfect for readers who crave a story that's as hot as it is heart-pounding. Prepare for mature themes and explicit scenes that will leave you breathless. Join Josie as she embarks on an adventure that will challenge her, change her, and ignite a flame within her that burns brighter than she ever imagined. This story contains explicit group scenes including some bxb.

Five years ago, I left my husband a note. Three sentences. A returned bracelet. A door closing softly at 4am. He told me to get rid of our baby. I got rid of him instead. Now he’s sitting across my boardroom table in the city I built for myself, looking for the woman he married. She’s gone. What’s left is stronger.

⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING: This book contains scenes of psychological manipulation, emotional abuse, explicit content, and morally gray characters. Reader discretion is strongly advised. Not for the faint of heart. 🔞‼️ Cassandra Jenkins was blackmailed into marrying Trovian Blackwood to shield her sister from her father’s brutal brand of control. On the surface, she looks like a pawn. A delicate, obedient bride in a designer cage. But behind her silence is a woman quietly plotting. Trovian, ruthless and ice-blooded, believes Cassandra is her father's latest puppet. He wants vengeance, not vows. Every glance is a power play. Every touch is a calculated punishment. He makes her pay for sins she didn’t commit. But the more he watches her… The more he realizes that she’s hiding fire beneath her bruised loyalty. Their marriage becomes a battlefield of cruel words, broken trust, and tension so thick it borders on violence. Yet somewhere between the hate and the hurt, desire creeps in. Dark. Twisted. Addictive. When enemies from the shadows rise, Cassandra and Trovian must decide— Will they destroy each other? Or become the kind of monsters willing to burn the world down together?

Emily Grey comes to an elite university on a scholarship, determined to stay invisible. Julian Blackwell—the billionaire heir who rules the campus—has never been denied anything… until her. One dangerous encounter turns into an obsession neither of them can escape. As rumors explode, enemies close in, and dark family secrets surface, Emily is pulled into a world of power, control, and scrutiny. Loving Julian is risky. Leaving him might be impossible. The Billionaire Prince’s Scholar is a high-stakes romance where attraction turns obsessive and love comes with a price.

Karena sebuah tamparan kehidupan Kirana berubah jadi penuh derita. Kirana menampar Mahesa di depan umum karena Mahesa telah mempermainkan perasaan sahabatnya, tentu saja Mahesa seorang yang sombong dan arogan tidak terima diperlakukan seperti itu. Mahesa yang kesal dan merasa malu, menyusun rencana untuk membalas Kirana dengan menjebaknya di gudang kampus lalu, dia dan dua temannya melecehkan Kirana tanpa belas kasihan. Perbuatan Mahesa telah membuat Kirana hancur,  apalagi dia tidak mendapat keadilan karena Kirana hanyalah wanita miskin yang tidak memiliki uang ataupun kekuasaan. Sedangkan mereka memiliki segalanya, uang dan kekuasaan, sehingga Mahesa dan dua temannya bisa bebas tanpa mendapat hukuman apa pun.   Awalnya Kirana terpuruk dan putus asa, namun akhirnya dia memilih untuk bangkit dan bersumpah akan membalas dendam pada Mahesa dan orang-orang yang telah membuatnya menderita. Setelah dua belas tahun, Kirana yang baru telah kembali, kini dia bukan wanita miskin, dia telah memiliki kekuasaan dan uang  yang melimpah, pembalasan akan segera dimulai.

Mara Wolfe has clawed her way from humble beginnings to the top of the city’s legal world, building a prestigious law firm brick by brick-while hiding her true nature as a chubby, fiercely intelligent werewolf. Her world shatters when she uncovers her husband’s betrayal: he’s plotting to siphon her hard-earned fortune with the help of his cunning, much younger assistant. Refusing to become a victim, Mara unleashes her sharpest instincts-both human and lupine-to turn the tables. Just as she sets her trap, an enigmatic new associate, Lucas, offers his help. His price? Just one date. But Lucas is more than he seems, and his unexpected loyalty forces Mara to confront what she truly wants from life and love. As secrets unravel and loyalties shift, Mara must decide whether vengeance or vulnerability will define her future. In the end, when a woman becomes the queen of her fate, she always has the chance to rewrite her love story.