Smile Like An Idiot

A retelling of several of the most famous fairy tales with a kinky, dirty twist. Each story is about 30,000 words so sit back, grab some holy water and relax! It's time to sink in 10 deliciously dark and twisted fairytales! Highly erotic and brimming with dark desires, don't say I didn't warn ya! 18+ Dark Fairytale Series Rumpled (Retelling of Rumplestiltskin) Sinderella (Retelling of Cinderella) Allissa in Wankerland (Retelling of Alice In Wonderland) Friends With Sexy Benefits (Retelling of Hansel and Gretel) Snow White and the Seven Hunks (Retelling of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs) Red (Retelling of Little Red Riding Hood) Tangled (Retelling of Rapunzel) Bella and the Beast (Beauty and The Beast) Maid For Pleasure (The Ugly Duckling) Goldilocks and the 3 Were-bears (Goldilocks)

Bahkan setelah 2 kali kehidupan, Rose masih belum bisa melelehkan hati Jay Ares yang seperti bukit es. Patah hati, Rose memilih untuk hidup berpura-pura dalam pengaruh seorang lelaki idiot, menipu si lelaki dan kabur membawa 2 orang anaknya. Tuan Ares sangat marah karena hal tersebut, orang-orang di sekitar sudah mengira bahwa ini adalah akhir dari kehidupan si Rose. Tiba-tiba keesokan harinya, Tuan Besar Ares terlihat duduk berlutut di tengah jalan dan merayu seorang anak kecil manja, “ Ayo, jangan nakal dan mari pulang bersamaku!”“Aku akan mengikutimu, tapi dengan syarat!”“Katakan apa syarat-syaratnya?”“Kamu tidak boleh membuliku, berbohong padaku, dan terutama tidak boleh memasang muka masam di depanku. Kamu harus selalu menyapaku sebagai orang yang paling cantik, dan kamu harus tersenyum setiap kamu memikirkanku…”“OK, baiklah!”Setiap orang yang menyaksikan hal itu terheran-heran! Apakah ini hanya misteri yang selama ini belum mereka ketahui tentang bagaimana menaklukkan Mr Ares? Mr Ares sendiri tampak kehabisan akal, karena dia tidak dapat menghukum si gadis kecil, Ia hanya bisa memanjakannya sampai si anak puas.

Puot at sakit sa puso ang dinamdam ni Crystal Fuentes matapos magpakasal sa kanyang kapatid ang long-time crush niyang si Royce Consunji. Sa mismong gabi ng kasal, laking gulat niya na dinalaw siya nito sa kanyang silid at isang pagkakamali ang kanyang nagawa matapos ibigay ang sarili dito. Ngunit hindi lang iyon isang beses na nangyari, nasanay siyang dinadalaw siya nito tuwing hating gabi, at kahit alam niyang mali, tinanggap niya sa sariling kabit siya nito. Iyon nga lang, nasasaktan siya kapag umaakto itong parang walang nangyayari sa kanila sa tuwing kaharap ito sa umaga. Hanggang sa nalaman niyang buntis siya ngunit sakto ring buntis ang ate niya. Makasarili man, siya mismo ang nagsiwalat ng relasyon niya sa asawa nito. Ngunit dumoble lang ang sakit na nararamdaman niya matapos nitong itanggi ang lahat maging ang pinagbubuntis niya, gulat na gulat pa ito at sinabing ni minsan ay hindi siya dinalaw sa kanyang silid. Sa galit ng kanyang mga magulang ay ipinatapon siya sa ibang bansa upang pagtakpan ang kahihiyan ng kanilang pamilya. Sa kanyang pagbabalik, nagulat siya noong muli siya nitong bisitahin sa kanyang silid sa kalagitnaan ng gabi. Galit na galit ito. "How dare you leave me and hide my daughter, Crystal?"

“Kau sudah mengetahui semuanya, bukan?” Laki-laki itu mendekati Karleen sambil mengawasinya dengan tajam. “A-aku.” Karleen tidak tahu harus bagaimana. Mengetahui rahasia besar yang selama ini sengaja ditutup-tutupi membuat dirinya ingin menyerah. “Ada dua pilihan yang akan kuberikan kepadamu, diam atau keluar? Harga dirimu sebagai prajurit dipertaruhkan di sini!” Karleen memajamkan matanya. Amarah dalam dirinya menggebu-gebu. Seketika ruangan temaram itu menjadi terang dan panas. Api berkobar cepat tetapi sumbernya tidak diketahui. Hal yang diingatnya setelah itu adalah suara orang yang sangat familier memanggil namanya. Sebelum dia merasakan sesak dan tidak sadarkan diri.

In a new world where wolves are beings with human characteristics and divided into classes, Aric Nygaard is a true Alpha determined to create a pack only with wolves from his lineage. For that, he needs an Omega and has Liv Westberg, the adopted daughter of his Beta employee, in mind. When Liv's father causes a loss in Aric's company, the Alpha sees the perfect opportunity to blackmail Aarni Westberg and forgive the debt in exchange for Liv. Liv, wanting to protect her father from prison, decides to surrender herself to Aric, not knowing that this decision would completely change her life. What starts as a relationship of blackmail and mutual interest quickly turns into something much more intense and overwhelming. Aric is rude, powerful, and wild, but Liv also finds in him a protective and passionate side that she didn't expect. As Aric struggles to create his pack of true Alphas, Liv finds herself increasingly involved in his mission and falling in love with the Alpha. But their path is filled with challenges, from the distrust of other wolves to the physical differences between a true Alpha and an Omega. Nevertheless, they can't resist the attraction they feel for each other. As the passion between Aric and Liv intensifies, they will have to face their fears and overcome obstacles to be together. Will Aric be able to create his pack of true Alphas and protect Liv from any threat? And will Liv be willing to risk everything for a love that defies all social conventions? Find out in "An Omega for the Millionaire Alpha", a story of romance, passion, and overcoming in a world where differences can be both a blessing and a curse.

Jae Lee woo tried to be the diligent and hard-working good guy. He studied hard, did his best to make his family proud, and not get into trouble, but when he saw a girl being taken advantage of, he had to intervene. He had been tricked, sentenced to 10 years in jail and framed for a crime he never committed, all was lost. If his life was over he would take those who ruined his life with him Suddenly he opens his eyes again. He is not dead, but alive in the body of the Jae Lee woo of a different world. This Jae Lee woo had been killed as trash of cultivation. This world where the strong had no regard for human life and would kill freely if they had the strength. Called “trash” and thrown away, with vengeance in his heart he will rise to new heights opposing the will of heaven and earth. “Do not judge others in ignorance within my presence. Those who think to harm someone should be ready to be harmed. Those who are open and respectful shall receive my kindness and respect. Those who plot against me are seeking their own death. This is true, for I am death… I am Jae Lee woo”. . . . .

Charlotte Lewis refuses when she is forced by her parents to marry a rich widower with two children from her neighboring village. But, apparently her parents didn't just give up. She was forced to marry other man. However, this time it was not with a widower, but with a young man who was still single. Unfortunately, the man's profession is "Shoe Sole Maker". So, what will happen after Charlotte accepts the match?

Imprisoned for most of her life, Lisa Adrian carries a terrible secret. She's a vampire with no thirst for human blood. After escaping from her confines, she's caught by the most feared Alpha werewolf in the area. Alpha Jeremy Silman, the leader of the Night Walker Pack renowned for his hatred of Vampires. In a shocking twist, they feel the mate bond between them. They both have to navigate the new development amidst pack wars and creature rivalries. Will their destined love defy the odds and blossom against all expectations?

At the young age of a little girl Gypsy Cameron nakaukit na sa kanyang isipan na balang araw paglaki niya engineer ang pangangasawain niya. She was fond of the thought having an engineer life time partner will give and provide her a happy life. Hindi niya alam saan niya napulot ang palaisipang ito. Sa murang edad na labindalawa. Her mindset of having an engineer boyfriend is one of her fantasies that she's obsessed to have pagdating ng araw. What if her thought having an engineer will provide her a happy life will not turn like it’s supposed to be? That those fantasies she believed is like a fairytale far from reality. Would she risk continue to dig an engineer man or to stop the crap ambitions?

Simula nang mag-transfer sa unibersidad na pinapasukan ni Max si Ridge ay wala ng ginawa ang lalaki sa bawat araw na nagdaan kung hindi buwisitin ang araw nya. Hindi naman nya alam what Ridge can get from doing it so. Satisfaction? Happiness? Nah. Imposible. Malamang, napasobra lang ang nalanghap na usok ng katol ang lalaki kaya't sya ang napagdiskitahan. Ngunit nang lumipas ang ilang araw, her enemy's action and act gets destructive, weirder and seductive. Kaya't naging mariin ang pagpapaalala nya sa sarili na kaaway nya ang binata, that he's an enemy.