Damn, Those Shrooms Got Me Good
I've been back at the Levine residence for four months. The whole time I have been back, I'm like an invisible person whose existence is barely acknowledged.
One day, I wake up and suddenly start seeing everyone's health bars above everyone's heads.
The first thing I see when I open my eyes is a frog's face. I jump in fright and slap it across the face.
Then, I hear my younger brother, Jacob Levine, roar furiously, "Ruthie, what the hell is wrong with you? I came to tell you breakfast is ready. Why did you hit me?"
I stare blankly at the frog.
The frog is glaring at me furiously. The health bar above its head has dropped by a chunk, and it looks like it's about to leap up and hit me.
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