Soccer Pick Up Lines Mga Nobela at Kwento

I need to get my game on or else I wouldn’t fulfill my objective. “Wait a minute. You look really familiar. I know you from somewhere. Where have I seen you before?” he asked, breaking the silence. Can he be anymore cliche? If this is his way to pick up girls, I am so not falling for it. "Not during your games, I'm sure. I don't like sports,” I answered, insulting him indirectly. This is one of my greatest tactics. By undermining something a guy is passionate about, subconsciously, he'll look for a good comeback to impress me.

"Ok fine." An hour later, I was off with Adan to the field they used to play soccer. I had nothing against the sport but I just found something off with a couple of guys running around kicking balls. Adan's team was losing badly and when their opponents scored the fourth goal, a girl in the crowd got up screaming in triumph. She didn't stop there. She pulled down her dress to her waist exposing fresh plump tits that bounced easily to her movement. God bless soccer... Adan managed to score in the second half but they were still losing. It was obvious they had lost the match already.

Alex: I winced. So he knows? "Is there a problem?" I couldn't hide the smile, tugging at my lips. "Are your out of your mind? You're making this worse than it already is! I won't let you mess with my woman, do you understand?" "Dude, chill. I'm not trying to mess with anyone. But if I were, I'd probably start by using a better pickup line than 'you're messing with my woman'." I replied and I heard the sound of a glass shattering.

Well, barely . "Hey, careful with that! We have a soccer match with the neighboring uni later y'know... I need to be extra gorgeous for the ladies that'll be watching us later~" He snickered at the fuming girl, on the verge of combusting and rocketing herself to Mars. "Do you have a death wish?" She growled.

He sighed and closed his eyes in defeat. “Fine, give me a damn line,” he muttered. I smiled, thinking of a line he could use. I didn’t want to give him one that was too good; after all, I didn’t actually want her to fall for it. “Okay, how about you say; do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?” I joked, knowing he wouldn’t ever say that to a girl. He looked at me in disbelief.

“Fuck, are you a lady at all?” “What? You want me to blush?” She asked sarcastically “Of course any lady will be falling at their feet just to hear me say that to them” “Then go to any lay cause I'm not them” She glared pushing my head, “Your hand is even strong” I grumbled “Learn new words, your pick-up lines are retarded” She said savagely “Aish……” I groaned and tried to stand up but she'd pushed my head back, “Learn new lines, these ones are not making me blush anymore”

I begged "Why?" "Nothing , just go practice your thing" I pointed at the soccer field and he laughed "It's the game day , why would I practice again gorgeous?" He smiled to me "So you can kick your opponents butt" I said and he laughed again "Why are you so cute? That lips is so kissable" He said and I cover my mouth There's an announcement for us to get ready , I stood up and suddenly Andrew grabbed my hand. I looked at him and he smiled "Goodluck babe , I'll be cheering you at the side" He said and I smirked

She laughed, "I'm pretty good at it, you're just an idiot." I turned my head to look at her on my right, "well... look at you being so big bodied and failing to teach me pool properly..." She took a bite on her pizza and I took a smaller bite.. "I can teach you to eat Pizza..." I laughed, "I'm out... God Tawny your body is so well built, why don't you play sport or something. I mean you beat me in pool but that's not something for you. You should try soccer.. might work for you.. I could say rugby but you'd mess your pretty face and not get waved at when you are walking by the mall"

You are my baby and… Then he sent a voice message. Because my car is put into a halt due to the traffic, I easily played the voice message, and it welcomed me with his deep and baritone voice. “And I am planning to have many babies with you,” he said with his sexy tone that never failed to give me heat on my core. Oh my god, Bullet! Why do you have to pull that pick-up line of yours here in the middle of traffic! His voice and the playful context of his words made immense heat on my system. I found myself biting my lips while smiling so wide I might tear my lips apart.

Steph added. "Yeah. If you love playing soccer, then go for it. Follow your dreams, believe in yourself, and don't give up." I commented. Sab holds his hands, "Babe, give it a try." "But..." "Give a last try, before you quit," Sab says, cutting his line and it makes him speechless. Steph and I, on the other hand, just give him a nod. He exhaled before speaking. "Okay. I will." He smiles. With that sentence of him, we release a wide smile. Thank God!