Pick Up Lines English Novels & Stories

Then Chris asks, "Wanna hear some pickup lines?" Piper grins, "Sure." "Are you g****e cause you have everything I've been looking for," he starts. Piper smiles, "Good one." "Did it hurt?" Chris asks. "Did what hurt?" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Piper bursts out laughing. "Wait. Your boobs look great in this dress," he says. Piper smiles but then remembers that it's supposed to be a pickup line. She has heard it before.

“You look even better up close,” he drawls, that Midwestern accent curling around the words. “Huh?” “You’re the girl of my dreams,” Jared Beaumont says matter‑of‑factly. That has to be the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard. “You can’t be serious. Who has that line ever worked on?”

he whispered. I threw back my head and laughed. “What the heck are you talking about?” I asked and laughed once again. Not satisfied, I hit him on his shoulders a couple of times. Playfully. “Aw…now, you're giving me your corny pick up lines. It won’t work on me, alright?” My hands stopped mid-air when I noticed Alpha Hughg watching me. I cleared my throat and put my hands at my side. “So…where is your next destination?”

‘Huh? Alex – ‘I am working on my pick-up lines. How is this?’ ‘Pathetic.’ I replied honestly. The swift topic change didn’t go unnoticed by me. ‘How about this – Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.’ I couldn’t help but let out a small laugh at reading it. A billionaire working on pickup lines? Just wave some dollars in front of her and she’ll be all yours. ‘You can do better. Why working on it though? For Diana?’

’ [Dear God, what did he say? ‘Warum kümmert es dich, er ist der Freund deines Bruders, das sind sie alle, also denke ich, dass ihr alle gleich denkt. Danke dafür. Oh, und nur damit ihr wisst, dass ich Engländer bin, heißt das nicht, dass ich einfach bin. Sag deinen verdammten Freunden, dass sie das nächste Mal mit einem englischen Mädchen prügeln wollen.’ [Why do you care, he’s your brothers friend, they all are so I guess you all feel the same way. Thanks for that. Oh and just so you know just because I am English does not mean I am easy. Tell your fucking friends that next time they want to chat up an English girl.]

“Hey momma… how are you doing?” “Not a pretty day, but it would be when I meet you.” Some nice pickup line that made him blush inwardly. “Lots of surprises to announce.” his hand rested in his pocket as he kept her on the hot seat. “What could that be Daddy?” her voice sounded like she wanted their usual but this time it was far from it, it was far from their usual lovely dovey life, it was different from that part of their life that required pulling out panties, sucking boobs, cock pussy nipples, and ass eating, or penetration also.

There, honesty is the best policy. "You're like the ice. You're ice prince." I'm vomiting words right now, even telling him the nickname I invented for him. That's it. Stop, Evie. Stop. Shut up. Shut uppp! "Maybe I can warm you up with a date?" Bahahahaha what a cheesy come back. Is this one of those lame pick up line? The one you used during your high school era? Which is... what? Twenty years ago? Bahahahaha! "You're weird." I am still laughing when he fixes himself back to the steering wheel and gives a signal to bring the car back to the main road.

Her lips were big; fake but that didn't matter because I didn't care if it was fake or real but whatever it may be, I'm having those wrapped around me tonight. Fuck! I cursed again as I almost came to that wild thought. When I finally got close to her, she was smiling at me. "You are a goddess" I started, hitting it off with my pickup line that worked like magic at all times. Only lame guys start with shit like, *what’s your name, beautiful?* "Is that what you tell those girls that make them remove their panties?" She asked. From there I knew it wouldn't be easy trying to….. "Because it just worked on me" She finished her sentence and I smiled, knowing I'd hit the jackpot again.

Why the hell am I going to throw some pick-up lines? “Tricycle ka ba?” Someone cleared their throat habang nag koru ang mga kasama ko sa isang ‘Ohh!’. Takang hinanap ko ng tingin si Donna. Her expression was epic, half amused and halfed scared. Hindi ko maipaliwanag ang kaba. May ginawa na naman akong kahihiyan? “No.” S***a, Gen. I gasped, my eyes widened with disbelief when my gaze landed in Prince Liam’s direction. All serious while holding the mic. P**a, self. You just asked the most inappropriate pick-up lines of the most respected man in the country. His Royal Highness Prince Liam.

“I am going to take that as a no.” “I am glad you are catching on so quickly.” “So what is a girl like you doing in a place like this?” “That is fucking terrible” “I could not help it. I just had to say it.” “What is a guy like you doing in here in any case?” “Is that a real question or a fucked up line?” “Do you know me to say fucked up lines?” “I guess it's a question, then.” “You are guessing, right.” “You have some explaining to do.”