Spicy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

Someone called her making her stop from walking as she look at the person who called him, and when she stop from walking, the man approach her with a smile plaster on his face. Her brow raised, "What do you need?" The man chuckled, "You're so gorgeous as soon as I laid my eyes on you." "Ah, so cringe. Try another pick-up line. It won't work on me."She said sarcastically making the man's eyebrow wrinkled. "Pick-up line? What's that?"He asked curiously making her sighed. She forgot that she's not in modern world. "Pick up line is used to capture the heart and attention of a woman using some corny and cringe lines."She sarcastically said making him burst into laughter.

, chuckles Danny. “Wow, how many more of you wanna fuck my wife?” Spencer asks sarcastically, but as the crowd goes quiet and looks everywhere else, he gets on edge. “You know what! Nobody better fucking answer that”! The crew then bursts into laughter again, but almost uncomfortably. “Shit”!

Air quoting fuck buddies, he concealed his laugh beneath his sarcasm. “You become stubborn when you get old.” As if a virus had entered in me, I talked a language I didn’t understand, yet enjoyed every bit of it. “Still I'm going to marry you.” He sounded nothing but serious, and my body quivered by his sincerity, “I'm dripping honey off my mouth, oh! No wonder, I just gulped your cum down.” Licking his full lips with a hideous smile, he snickered. “At least I'm not old enough to lose my sense of taste.”

Immediately, that stranger aroused an immense dislike in me, as he looked down at my body in an undisguisedly malicious way, like the perverts who used to frequent my mother's house, from whom I had spent my entire life running away. — Oh my! Did I die, go to heaven and now I'm being welcomed by an angel? — he said, staring at me with perversion. Would that ridiculous pick-up line work on anyone? — Did you come to the party? — Party? Yes. Of course. A party is always good. — It's in the garden. I'll show you the way — I offered politely.

Spice asked in a broken voice and Royal stood up "Hey,are you crazy? What are you talking about??....." "Yes I'm crazy!! I'm crazy in love with you!! Why can't you see?!!!" Spice screamed. "Geez" Royal groaned and roughed his hair. "Where are you?" He asked. "I'm home" Spice replied. "I'm coming okay? Don't do anything stupid" Royal muttered and hung up. "You're going to her?" Angel asked. "She might do something crazy....."

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.

He smiled heartily; “If I may ask, don't you notice something strange about me?” “Strange? Ugh! Not at all” I shook my head. He continued smiling; “You are so pretty, that I forgot my pick up lines. Oops! I… I'm so bad at pick up lines” He stuttered, feeling awkward. I giggled. He was only being dramatic. “Okay, here's one. If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever” He stated. I faked a smile: “That's…uhm nice, nice line.. uhm?” I felt so uncomfortable around him especially when I realised what he was tryna insinuate.

I shot him a sideways smirk, letting a hint of disdain creep into my voice. His smile faltered, “I just thought you looked like you could use some company.” “Really? Because from where I’m standing, it looks like I’m doing just fine on my own. So why don’t you take your mediocre pick-up lines and save them for someone who’s interested?” I turned back to the bartender, signaling for my drink to be served faster.

“If you’re talking about the ceremony, it went great. You and your mother are now officially part of the family. No going back, so if you’re having a rethink, expel it from your mind.” He concluded dramatically. “Of course not. Why would I be having a rethink? I have you. You’re better than a rethink.” “Damn! That was some crazy lines. I could use that on a girl, you know?” “Well, without pickup lines, girls would certainly heed over heels for you.” His grin widened. “Yes, I am. You’re cute.” He frowned. “Eh? Me? Cute? I’m not a bunny, only bunnies are cute.”

She licks her teeth as if we were her special morsel —What's the hurry, don't you want to have some fun? —I pass. —I said sarcastically —It's a pity. Because we don't take no for an answer. Now that I remember... we had something pending before... we have to pick it up, don't we?