Softball Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Thank you.” “Are you okay? That was quite some fall.” He says. “I’m fine, shall we go eat now.” I say. I feel so embarrassed, wow, such a great start to the evening. “Hannah, you look beautiful.” Max say. “Huh. I know.” She says. I kick Hannah from under the table. “Umm thanks Max.” She says. “So do you, Carolina. You look good.” Gabriel says. Good? Do I look good? I mean, a better pickup line would be nice. Well, at least heating the sound of a better compliment would make the evening a little nicer.

"He's mad. I said the old man is mad." Did she? I think I heard something different. But she’s already walking ahead, like nothing happened. I stare at her back for a moment, then force a chuckle and shake it off. It’s probably just in my head. "Hey, player," I tease, catching up to her. "I thought of a really cheesy pick-up line. Permission to use it on you?" She rolls her eyes. "Sure. Permission granted." "I was rehearsing lines for a movie, but every time I look at you, the only script I want to follow is the one where I tell you I’m in love."

“It’s Sofia.” A long pause ensued over the line. “I’m never gonna get rid of you, am I?” “I’m a lovely person, so I don’t see why you’d want to.” “True,” he said with a slight chuckle. “But you aren’t lovely enough in this case.” Sofia continued the conversation. “Are you free this evening?”

"I'm so sorry." "It's fine." The man blushed, smiling at her sheepishly. "Miss, which group are you in? I haven't seen you before." Abigail looked confused. "What group?" "Ah, so you're not from our club. No wonder I haven't seen you around. With a beauty like you, one glance would be absolutely unforgettable." The man took out his phone, his face flushed as he spoke. "In this vast sea of people, meeting you must be fate. How about we exchange contact numbers?" His pick-up lines were incredibly cheesy, but he seemed oblivious.

Our backs were pressed to the headboard, arms crossed over our chests. "So, I saw a clip on social media where a man and a lady say pick up lines but in a flirty way. Are you up for it?" My body shook with the force of laughter. "I am terrible at pickup lines. They always sound so cheesy." "Well, if you want to win you have to go all the way in." "Okay. Fine!" I loved a good challenge.

After all, it’s not serious and it's just a one-night stand to get what I want in life. “Fine!” I sighed in frustration. “But if he’s not as hot as I think, I step out, okay?” “Deal!” She shouts, raising her glass in the air in excitement. “Don’t worry b*tch, I’ve always been good at distinguishing handsome men even in a baseball stadium! I'm sure you’ll like this one!”

“Marissa” “hey Marissa,” he says it in a husky way. Man what is he doing? “Did you fall from heaven, angel?” she giggles. Oh my god, he’s doing those lame pick up lines and she is falling for it! Damn. “You must be made of red phosphorous and i must be a wooden stick cause we’re a match” Okay a chemistry pick up line, ooh that’s good. “Aw!” Ya serious right now. “Hey you think you could ask this person I know to give me her number?” She frowns but nods.

I jokes. " of course. oh! I'm sorry, please why don't I introduce you to ' softy' my favorite pillow, softy and I have been through so much together, be it the rainy days or the scorching summers, he is always here for me." She says while hugging it more tightly.

“No, he isn’t a side piece.” She snorted and kicked my butt with her leg. “I wasn’t gonna ask that, but now that you mention it, he would be a good one.” I gave him a glance once we made it to the outfield to practice. “Yeah, well, no that’s not it. He’s just waiting on me to finish softball so we can study during my free time at Hogs. It’s a Monday, so we won’t be busy.” Sarah didn’t buy it. She chunked the ball at me and popped her hip. “Whatever … that dude is not in school.”

I'm gonna get enough of her belly pecks. " I... I don't know what you saw in me and why you love me this endlessly that you ain't mad at me at all. How come? How can you love me to this limit? " she questioned more not believing me. However, I smiled at her and said " A devil always loves his beauty. And you're my beauty because you have made my life beautiful. " " So dead pick-up lines " she whispered but shed tears. " Let some sleep babe," I said back hugging her.