Soccer Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I have to smile and laugh it off when reporters ask impersonal questions, and I have to pretend like I enjoy taking numerous photo shoots. I'm a soccer player, not a model. But no one seems to understand this. "You're right. That's the last I'm going to see of them. I'm throwing them out." As I reply Soph, I throw the ear pods into the waste bin outside the stadium. Good riddance! "As I was saying, before you got distracted, what time is your game? I'm going to be watching from England. So sorry I can't attend mon Cherie!" I swat away invisible hands like I can see her. "It's fine. No need. Just the same old anyway. How's your new line coming up? And my game is starting my 9, I'm almost ther

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.

" 𝐼𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒, 𝑔𝑜 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑠𝑢𝑔𝑎𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑚𝑎, 𝑘𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑑 ? 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑙𝑖�

That's the jerk from the first day who hit on me when I was dragging my bags to my dorm. Okay, so get this, I used to play soccer. Not in school, but outside of school. I never really got to know my teammates because it was a waste of time. Anyway, after being the only chick that wasn't afraid to body-check someone to the ground, I learned how to do it without getting carded. I was the sweet innocent little girl who was able to take down a football team. I smiled evilly. This was going to be fun. "Claim your teams. I will be right back with jerseys. Sanders, you get first pick. Ladies first, and all that B.S." With that, he stalked off to the equipment room.

Is this guy serious? "Are you shitting me right now? That has to be the worst pickup line I've ever heard." Dels says while narrowing her eyes at the boys. Next to her Tess also looks less than impressed. The chumps are not done yet though, "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the iceberg and I'll go down." The other boy says as we finally make it back to where the girls are sitting. "Wow. Congratulations." Tess says while slow clapping. "That one was even worse."

Sid glares “Who’s hitting on my bro’s babe? I mean besides me, but like, we are practically family now, so maybe I should quit that!” “No one of any consequence, Sid. Even if I wasn’t with Aldo he wouldn’t be an option. I don’t get with jocks after the a-holes in Atlanta and there I was kind of a jock myself…I was the star of my soccer team, but I won’t play again until I can play on a non-binary team.” I say softly.