Novel & Cerita Soccer Pick Up Lines

Is this guy serious? "Are you shitting me right now? That has to be the worst pickup line I've ever heard." Dels says while narrowing her eyes at the boys. Next to her Tess also looks less than impressed. The chumps are not done yet though, "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the iceberg and I'll go down." The other boy says as we finally make it back to where the girls are sitting. "Wow. Congratulations." Tess says while slow clapping. "That one was even worse."

"Okay, okay! I'm on it!" "Go dude, haha!" "Use your fruits pick up line! I'm sure she'd say yes!" Arthur said sarcastically and Erik turned to him and raised his middle finger. "Man, you're a goner! Good luck on your date~ HAHAHA" Erik added. Yup. Opportunities ya'll.

Maya “Pass the ball!” I yelled. We were in a small soccer pitch in one of the city suburbs where our soccer club members practiced every Saturday. The club was not a professional one but a group of soccer enthusiasts. None of the members except the two of us had arrived yet even though it was time. Even the coach who was always here first had not yet come. “Not until you promise to tell me why you're so angry,” Anna said, hitting the ground with the ball and grabbing it when it bounced. “I hope it's not about Kim. I don't want her to turn you into a hateful person because you're not like that.”

I shot him a sideways smirk, letting a hint of disdain creep into my voice. His smile faltered, “I just thought you looked like you could use some company.” “Really? Because from where I’m standing, it looks like I’m doing just fine on my own. So why don’t you take your mediocre pick-up lines and save them for someone who’s interested?” I turned back to the bartender, signaling for my drink to be served faster.