Romans & histoires Sometimes The Side Chick Ain't Even A Chick

"I guess somewhere along the line we became actual friends. Besides, he said he is willing to be my wingman." Tarra rolls her eyes and waves her hand dismissively in the air. "Psh, please. You do not need a wingman, Sissy. Do you know how many orifices we women were blessed with? You're like a sexy slice of Swiss cheese. A night out and it's game over."

York now wore the numb, hollow look of someone who'd transcended worldly suffering. On the phone, my friend's voice was barely above a whisper. He sounded like he was committing a crime. "Scott, do you think Ms. York got pushed so hard that something's gone wrong with her head?" I couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing. … My new life, on the other hand, was absolutely thriving. I turned down every full-time offer and set up my own tech consulting firm. I named it Turntide Consulting—simple, cheesy, and auspicious.

“So that’s it? You’re choosing Vincent over me?” Her lips parted in shock. “That’s not—” “No, no, it’s fine.” I crossed my arms, letting out a dramatic sigh. “Just my best friend, the one who swore by ‘chicks before dicks,’ abandoning me for a man. Completely fine.” Her lips twitched, and I knew I’d cracked through her resolve. When I repeated the line, “Chicks before dicks,” her laugh burst out, filling the room. Despite my pout, I couldn’t help but smile too, even though the pang of feeling a little less needed still lingered.

I might have had a panic attack analysing how his long and fat length was going to fit into me and how it would feel. Heck I would have been as shy as a mouse, seeing my mate naked and unbothered, giving me premium and exclusive show of his body that was only fit for magazines, but I guess it wasn't wasn't premium and exclusive because the blonde coughed and hissed at me at once. The bitch. I looked up at her at once, her face was twisted in a scorn that made her lips look as full as her pussy lips that glistened at the moment, Why did she have to fit into the role of side chick so perfectly?

I hadn’t wanted to believe it , she wouldn’t be so stupid as to turn up here. “ What is it with you and chick man , you always end up with the crazy ones that end up practically begging on their knees for another fuck off of you. She isn’t the first one to stalk the joint , do you have a magic dick or something ? “ He asks , joking as usual. I look at him and roll my eyes “ It’s called knowing how to use it asshole “ I spit at him and march back in the living quarters that was built onto the back of the bar. It was where the office was too.

I bit my lip like a maniac. The boys burst out laughing. We're also making our way to Jane's house. "Uh-oh! This girl is really disgusting. It's a good thing you didn't become a boy, Ev, because now you might have gotten many girls pregnant," Miko interjected. "Says the sperm donor," I pointed out. We burst out laughing. He is really like a sperm donor. Miko is also a chick boy. Poor chicks who fall prey to this band singer. A lot of teasing and talking happened as we headed to the party and Kesha's song "Timber" was playing loudly on Jon's stereo.

I choked and spit it out. Sophia strolled over, smug as ever, and dug her stiletto into my cheek. "Trying to leave without apologizing?"

"Amniotic fluid's normal..." "Arianna, I'm carrying your husband's baby. How can you stay so chill while checking me?" Her voice dripped smug. "You're pathetic. Can't even cry, can't throw a scene. Scared of a divorce, just like your mom. She lost Dad to mine—and now I'm taking your man." I kept it together. Jotted down the data, didn't flinch. As I turned to go, Lucia grabbed my wrist. "Heard you're quitting already. Think I'll let you walk away without a scratch?"

“I know I’ve told you this before but you’re going to be ok. Even if you can’t see it anymore you’re strong and can handle anything.” Cheyenne rolled her eyes, “my badassness went down the drain with my jack daniels.” Nick laughed, “no it didn’t. You used to cover your feelings but I like this you better.” He squeezed her hand “maybe this new you can keep herself out of trouble.” She shrugged, “I mean without you I’ll be bored so I wouldn’t count on it.” Seeing Nick glance over at her she laughed holding her hands up. “I’m just playing. I don’t have time to be lectured again.”

Good girl I smiled at his reply. Me : Lol😂💅 K💝🔐 :Babe?, I want to video call you. Me : What's stopping you? K💝🔐 :Your permission? Me :Lo fucking L 😂. My permission?? When did that one start??. Nawa o. K💝🔐 :Yes naw, I don't know if you are busy, you know. Me :Okay o, you can call me. Lol.