Spamton X Muffet Novels & Stories

"Alright. That wouldn't be so bad, I guess." Everyone sets up, and Tobe divides out some food. She opens a can of Vienna sausages, a can of spam, and a can of spaghettio's. We use plastic spoons and just dig into the cans, not caring that our spaghettio's gets on our spam, or that everything tastes very bad after days of amazing prepackaged meals.

Mj spat playfully, “stop calling me kitten! My name is Mj'' Mj sat down in Dante’s chair and he pushed her up to the table. He grabbed a small metal fold up chair and sat backwards in it next to Mj “Im sorry kit- Mj, what can I get you to eat” and before she could respond he had already filled a plate for her and set it down. To her absolute delight the plate in front of her was filled with so many different things it was like looking at an edible mountain. There was a rainbow of different fruits and toast along with what looked like a blueberry muffin she could see at least two different kinds of eggs and outlining everything were links of sausage and crispy bacon as well as what looked lik

I said. Both of us sat and started tasting the food. We had a variety of dishes. Muffaletta Pasta Salad,Gruyere Mushroom & Caramelized Onion Bites,Sriracha Deviled Eggs, Pork Roast and Sauerkraut and Chicken Thighs with Creamy Bacon Mushroom Thyme Sauce. For dessert, there was a bananas foster and carrot cake . "Umm, this bacon mushroom thyme sauce is so damn delicious." Sam commented. "I agree . Chicken is also tender and juicy. " I said.

Mama Metcalf said, pushing against the table as she got to her feet, “I’d say supper is just about ready.” Emily and Lucette—darlings that they were—told her how delicious everything was, but Mama Metcalf thought the turkey was too dry and the potatoes too lumpy. Something was off about the deviled eggs as well, maybe not enough mayo. Still, it was nice to be sharing food with people she liked. Not that she hadn’t enjoyed the meal with her son and his husband the previous evening, but Erik and Paul were both vegetarians and had brought over something called ‘tofurkey’, which tasted like boiled tires, or so she imagined. “I like your sweater, Mama Metcalf,” Lucette said, nibbling on a slice o

"Have you had your breakfast Mr. Odolf? Please have some tea and taste some of the muffins I bought at the cake shop down the road." Seth put down a teacup for Odolf and a plate of muffins. "The flavors of the Muffins that I bought varied. Starting from chocolate, vanilla, and cinnamon, to cheese flavors." Without waiting for Seth to finish speaking, Lexus took a cinnamon-flavored muffin. "Did you buy a lot of muffins, Seth?" asked Lexus. His mouth was full of muffins. "Of course, yes, Young Master. I bought it for you too." Seth answered while walking back to the back of the Lexus.

Spraining an ankle was a painful accident Aqua did not want a repeat of. Today, she would open a spam can and fry some eggs to make a spam sandwich. It was a simple but delicious recipe, and Aqua ordered some mayonnaise that she was dying to try. Jericho explained that spam was a universal ingredient that could replace meat without much seasoning. It was eaten with noodles and rice, used as toppings or eaten with toast. Either way, it was a simple option loved by many beginner cooks.

After all, the fact that she needed a reason to convince herself to eat with him was a clear sign that she was still actively trying to avoid his advances… Slightly defeated, he then led her to a nearby food stall and ordered two muffalettas. “Remember these? You used to love them back when we were kids.” Upon hearing that, Xavia was reminded of a food stall that they used to love back in the day. The market stall would always serve mini muffalettas during lunch, and they’d be filled with cheese, ham, roasted red peppers, and many more. That was equivalent to a grand feast for them at the time, and best of all, they were relatively cheap. Sighing with a smile, Xavia replied, “Indeed… They’re

He set his bread on the blanket and began shaking the can of Spam upside down. It made a repulsive, squishy sound as it slid out of the can and splatted onto the bread.I covered my mouth as I pretended to gag. “That’s so gross.” He looked at me with wild amusement. “Is it?” He picked the brick of Spam up and pushed it back into the can. He stared at me as he tipped the can upside down and shook it out again. “No!” I squeaked as I covered my ears. “That’s so gross!”

‘Peanut butter sprinkled donuts with chocolate drizzle. A vanilla iced coffee with extra syrup. Extra sugar. Hash browns, two of them. And lastly, a plain English muffin only toasted with butter.’ There was a pause on the screen. ‘You know…you could just use the password instead of my breakfast order.’ I rolled my eyes. ‘You change the password too much. It’s easier this way.’ ‘Ha ha. Alright, Kharon, what do you want? Whose computer are you using?’

Alex huffed in annoyance. He helped me get on my chair and set my crutch aside before grabbing some pastries and heating them up in the oven toaster. As Alex was waiting for the pastries to warm up, his eyes keep going back to Lory and Leon. The two were clearly enjoying each other's company and I don't think Alex approves of it.