Sponge Bob Square Pants Novels & Stories

SpongeBob SquarePants is playing on the TV. I bring down the volume deciding to nap for a bit. I come awake when the ground moves beneath me. My eyes open to slits. Niko is carrying me to our bedroom. I must have fallen asleep on the couch. He places me softly on the bed covering my legs with the comforter but I sit up pushing it away before untying the knot on my robe. Pulling it from underneath me and tossing it to the floor. I notice he has removed his suit jacket and bow tie. The sleeves of his white shirt rolled up to his elbow. He looks good like that.

I said to myself and gently walked down to the third step. “I'm sorry but I'll have to eliminate you” I said to it like it could listen. I gently lifted the wet mop and began to lower it to the brown potion of the white floor I turned my voice into that of Spongebob Squarepants “OH no! Don't kill me! Don't kill me” But I still killed it by cleaning it off. I raised the mop and smiled, sparkling white. As I climbed up the stairs, I saw two guys headed towards the elevator. With my Super girl vision I saw the face of the two of them. They looked really familiar.

I question him again trying to break the ice, he seems to smirk a little looking over at me. "Well it started back in school I don't know how old I would've been, I was sat in class leaning back in my chair and for some reason behind me, you know back in the day you had those pens you had to dip in ink?" He asks me looking over with a smile, I nod saying quills he nods continuing "well I leant back in my chair when the chair moved and I fell, on the way down I tried to grab hold of something to stop me falling, but I end up grabbing the sheet of paper the tubs were of ink was on" he laughs which causes a little laugh to come out of my lips as I finish with his cut on his face.

He barks when SpongeBob appears on TV. "You like SpongeBob, huh? Me too," I say as I continue having my cereal. After an hour or so of watching cartoon and trying to destract myself and my thoughts, I've already eaten one bar of chocolate and a quarter of the ice-cream is already settling down in my tummy. I'll have the cake later.

Bruna gasps as her mouth draws an 'o'. Troy looks at his watch. "It's 7:10 pm." "Noooo!" Bruna cries out. "I'm 10 minutes late for SpongeBob!" Really? A cartoon? She kicks my legs from her lap and sinks on the couch to watch SpongeBob. She's acting as if this is her house. It's not. "Oh," Bruna sits up on the couch looking at Troy and me. "I almost forgot!" She taps her forehead. "Guess what?"

Doctor Sweet has a look on her face that shows she knew what Chocolate was doing and didn't it one about it "It's alright, Vanilla. I don't mind being late today—" "Unless it happens everyday because Vanilla gets attached to going with you and people start questioning—" I eventually blurt out "It's fine! It's okay! I'd go on your stupid bike!" Right now, I feel like Mrs Puff in SpongeBob when the yellow dude keeps rambling about really annoying things and she gets so pissed, she actually puffs and becomes a ball. Because that's how I look right now.

But I make no promises to answer every question o 😌😌 I still have to keep up the enigmatic aura 😉 Oh, yeah, a question I've been meaning to ask somebody all this while; Please, who knows when Plankton in SpongeBob SquarePants is finally going to successfully steal Mr Krabs' Formula and use it? 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️ Because after several years of not watching that cartoon, I finally go back to it and discover that he's still trying to successfully steal it 😑 ♟️

“You're my honeybunch, sugarplum. Pumpy-umpy-umpkin. You're my sweetie pie. You're my cuppycake, gumdummo, boogeyman, snowbear, you're the apple of my eye. And I love you so and I want you to know, that I'll always be right here. And I want to sing sweet songs to you because you are so dear... “I held both of his hands. “Sorry, I’m not sure of the lyrics. Haha, don't be as stupid as that brown square… Who’s that again? “ “Tss, you’re changing the subject.” “Guess first.” “Brown and square? What is that?” “If in ‘Your Stranger’ by Ms. International_Pen, the yellow cheese is called SpongeBob, what about in our story? Guess the brown square. SpongeBob is for Zhio because he’s smart. And you’re

As soon as we arrive home,Tyler goes straight to the room, without as much as a reply to my 'thank you' Sighing heavily, I slump on one of the couches, turning the Tv on and then I bend over to pick the remote control from the stool in the center of the living room. After about three minutes of going through every channel on the television with no idea on what to watch, I decided to just watch Nickelodeon, where Spongebob Squarepants is currently showing. Who doesn't love a yellow talking sponge in square pants? Despite the fact that I found the show lame and annoying I find myself watching it as there's really nothing I can do about it. "Are you for real?" Tyler's voice comes from the stair

Crab. "How disgusting! I think she is around our age and she still plays with that stuff? Does she not feel embarrassed?" The boy with a long face said. Let's call him Squidward. "Maybe her parents didn't teach her that only three years old carry that stuff." Mr. Crab said. He whispered something to the chubby kid in their group. Let's call him...Patrick. Patrick smiled wickedly at me, making his chubby cheeks quiver. He then said, " Then let's teach her a lesson."