Sponge Bob Square Pants Novels & Stories

JOSH POV As they say on SpongeBob SquarePants, (Yes, I’ve watched the show. It’s very popular with the foster kids of my foundation.)… ‘Three hours later…’ we’re finally on the road to Green Bay. I glance over at Maddie in my passenger seat as we pass through the pack’s front gate and I see her looking down at her clasped hands, gnawing on her lower lip. “Hey now, what’s with the face?” I ask as I reach over and caress the back of her neck.

Life of a billionaire. I walked back to the living, and sat on a couch. What the hell was I supposed to be doing in this big house for a year? I'd eventually die of boredom. I decided to switch on the big TV and watch something. SpongeBob SquarePants was showing, I loved the show so I stayed up for almost an hour watching it. I started to feel sleepy but I was too tired to go upstairs to my room, so I slept on the couch. -- The sound of someone hitting something woke me up. I looked around and saw no one. I checked my phone and saw that it was past twelve in the midnight.

I swear she doesn't want to see the good girl's bad side that I am made of. I mean how can she compare me to that creature in sponge Bob square pants? Really? From all the numerous cartoons why did she choose him? Why not Moana, Cinderella, Anna or Snow white? But no! She chooses squirmward. Cookie spoke to her self. Martina nudged her lightly, "Cookie, I'm sorry for saying you looked like-" then she burst out into a fit of laughter again, maybe she was trying to avoid saying the word that would only make Cookie more angrier.

I enthusiastically expressed my first impression when I visited Noah's villa. "Yeah, I believe in you. Hey, why is that Spongebob doll looking at me like that? Doesn't he like me putting it there? Is he angry?" Said Lesley, pointing at the Spongebob doll that was lying upside down on my little seat. The doll's head is down, and the bottom is up. "Oh my God, what did you do to him?" I protested. I went over to the doll and adjusted its position. "Behold, are you mad at me? Just because of that doll you protested? Have you become the mother of that doll? "Lesley protested even more.

Jesha smiled and started to prepare two sandwiches, one for Maze and one for herself. In the meantime, Maze turned on the tv and started to watch *SpongeBob and SquarePants* She slowly lay on the couch and started to enjoy the show whisking off all her worries.

I'm so gonna make fun of him for his tomorrow. I brought out my phone and hit the video button. The only way to make him believe is to film it. "Hey KC, can you say that again?" "Oh my god, cupcake. You're so fucking annoying. Mr Krabs is so gonna fire you for this. Oh! and tell Squidward I said cashy almost ran away yesterday. You should've seen it Cupcake, spongbob chased her all around Bikini Bottom" He laughed "Bikini Bottom"

"Um....kid, what's your name?" "Patrick." "Hi, Patrick. Where's SpongeBob?" I joked, but the kid doesn’t seem to get it. Patrick just tilted his head to the side. "Never mind. My name is Hailey. Nice to meet you, Patrick." He didn't say anything. Well this is awkward. "So um.....tell me, Patrick. What are you doing in this building? Are you lost?" He nodded. "Do you...or do you know someone here that I could take you to?"

I was about to greet him when I saw what he was carrying. He came up to me and bowed briefly. "The pod will be here soon, milady," he said while he was trying to catch his breath. I didn't quite process what he just said because I was staring directly at the pot he was carrying. "What are those?" Winston hesitantly lifted the plastic pot he was carrying to open them. "Oh these? These are garden worms, milady. And... gnomes." My eyebrows furrowed. "So... why are you bringing them to my home?"

Clover was the only person allowed to visit me and he was the only reason I still had my friggin' sanity intact. "Clover can I tell you a secret," I said dropping my voice to its lowest. He moved closer with a sinister look on his face. I closed the distance and put my hands around his ear. "I want to fuck him. I want him so deep in my punani, it grazes my friggin' soul." "Huh?" Clover jerked with a puzzled look. "Fuck who?" I sighed. "SpongeBob Square pants." I slapped my forehead again as his face glowed missing the sarcasm. "I'm talking about Eric. You Idiot!"