Novel & Cerita Spongebob Duh

"You know what, you both have a lot of things in common." "Who? Gavin?" "No! My brother, silly." "Hmm.. like what?" "First you're both stubborn." and she laughed when I playfully narrowed my eyes on her. "You both have strong personalities and I noticed that your favourite cartoon character is the same." She wiggled her eyebrows. "Spongebob?" I asked in surprise. "Yes, and he's still watching it every day." "But how can he watch it if he's always busy in the office?" "He has a phone and he's watching it online."

~Lola’s Point of View~ “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea … Spongebob square … pants,” I mumbled, as I struggled to open my eyes. “Sponge what,” a gruff voice said. My eyes rolled around a bit, but I couldn’t focus. Who doesn’t know Spongebob? He’s the best.

Sulking forgotten silent treatment abort! "Are you ready kids? (Aye, aye Captain) I can't hear you (aye, aye Captain) Ooh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (Spongebob Squarepants) Absorbant and yellow and porous is he (Spongebob Squarepants) If nautical nonsense be something you wish (Spongebob Squarepants) Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! (Spongebob Squarepants) ready? Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants

He mumbled suggestively in a lower tone, causing me to raise an eyebrow at him. "You don't know me" I laughed at nothing in particular. I had no idea why I laughed because what I said wasn't funny, but in my drunken state everything felt like swirly colours and SpongeBob land. Can I say SpongeBob land? Wouldn't it more likely be SpongeBob water? "But I would like to," he argued, cutting off my ridiculous thoughts. I eyed him as carefully as I could, analysing if I could trust him or not. My fuzzy mind couldn't draw a proper conclusion, yet I felt oddly comfortable with him.

He huffs like I'm the one being complicated, "I saaaid, this...isn't...'Bastian Harr'son!" "...Is this Sebastian?" "No!" The man cheers, "This is TREVOR!" He screams the words "no, this is Trevor" exactly how Patrick Star from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants screamed "no, this is Patrick" during the episode he was a cashier at The Krusty Krab taking phone calls, and it is then that I'm completely done with Sebastian's bullshit, and his friend's. When he starts laughing uncontrollably, I rub my eyes. "Well, Tre-vor, why are you calling me from Sebastian's phone?"

His voice was like scraping knives Disregarding the skin desperately in need of moisturizer, I instantly hated Dumah. “He isn't Miss Manners either,” I scoffed. “So what are you? A Nazgul? Is Samael Sauron and I some wayward hobbit?” Dumah wheezed with laughter. “ITS BRAINS ARE ADDLED, I SEE. KNOCK IT ABOUT ONE TOO MANY TIMES ON THE DEATHBED, ROT LORD?”

I said so sure. "Just try it." challenge Vater. "So where is she now?" I asked anxiously. For the sake of Spongebob's voice box, I miss her so much. I love her so much. Want to kiss her, hug her. I miss her body. "If, you know her. You'll know where she is." Fuck!

So, dumb! End of Text.

"Oh my God! Dhruv!" *******************

rang round the well furnished sitting room, the three of them were in their Henry Danger bathing suit, they spooning their Keloggs cereal as they watched Spongebob Squarepants. "Good morning sunshine's," I said, giving them their morning kisses. "Dad woke us up and cleaned us all up, he said you were tired" Timi the second triplet said, raising up his head to look at me. "Yes darling, mum is a little bit tired." I whispered. I couldn't help but think Kene was avoiding me, or was he just avoiding the questions that I was obviously going to ask ? I was of course going to pester him till he spilled whatever was bothering him.