Spongebob X Squidward Comic Novels & Stories

SpongeBob SquarePants is playing on the TV. I bring down the volume deciding to nap for a bit. I come awake when the ground moves beneath me. My eyes open to slits. Niko is carrying me to our bedroom. I must have fallen asleep on the couch. He places me softly on the bed covering my legs with the comforter but I sit up pushing it away before untying the knot on my robe. Pulling it from underneath me and tossing it to the floor. I notice he has removed his suit jacket and bow tie. The sleeves of his white shirt rolled up to his elbow. He looks good like that.

I said to myself and gently walked down to the third step. “I'm sorry but I'll have to eliminate you” I said to it like it could listen. I gently lifted the wet mop and began to lower it to the brown potion of the white floor I turned my voice into that of Spongebob Squarepants “OH no! Don't kill me! Don't kill me” But I still killed it by cleaning it off. I raised the mop and smiled, sparkling white. As I climbed up the stairs, I saw two guys headed towards the elevator. With my Super girl vision I saw the face of the two of them. They looked really familiar.

Maya and I laid lazily on my couch, watching Ted over and over again till we became tired. Most of the time, Tristan and the thunder buddy song raced through my thoughts. I hadn't been seeing much of him since he saved me from taking a blow. I grabbed the remote and changed the channel to Nickelodeon. My eyes brightened when I saw SpongeBob on screen. Even if I was eighteen, SpongeBob was definitely a cartoon I'd never stop watching. How could anyone be like SpongeBob? He was very annoying and didn't know when to quit, but I still loved him.

I run over to him and start talking to him. "Where is Patrick? And how are you doing? What bout squidward? Is he still grumpy? And Mr Crabbs? Does he still underpay you?" I ask all my doubts to it. "Hey Cali! How is life going?" It replies. "Oh it's going great!" I answer it back. Then I feel a hand on my shoulder and I turn around. "I was talking to you!" Hadley, who I don't remember where I have seen before, says. Now I know why sponge Bob sounded so girly.

What a homo sapien! "Parker asked me to check up on you," he said. Looking at me from head to toe, he continued "and as far as I can see you are not dead. Well, I've got something to do. Some of us aren't star girls... Or boys." Now, why was he giving me the Squidward vibe? "Do you want to be a star boy? We could switch roles and —" "And have that Ajax guy hovering over me like a leech? Thank you very much but Cameron is happy with his life,even if

Diana asked without beating around the bush "I'm sorry, but I think you have me confused" she replied " Come on, before Ryan said his name you were a devoted worker like Sponge Bob but the moment he said out his name you were like Sponge Bob but higher than then empire state building " Diana told her," so, what's going on with you? " "Nothing, really. Nothing's going on" the lady said before Diana stopped her as she was about to head off

JOSH POV As they say on SpongeBob SquarePants, (Yes, I’ve watched the show. It’s very popular with the foster kids of my foundation.)… ‘Three hours later…’ we’re finally on the road to Green Bay. I glance over at Maddie in my passenger seat as we pass through the pack’s front gate and I see her looking down at her clasped hands, gnawing on her lower lip. “Hey now, what’s with the face?” I ask as I reach over and caress the back of her neck.

Inside, nestled in cotton batting, was a set of hand-painted wooden animals—a seahorse, an octopus, a jellyfish, a whale, and something tentacled and furious that I couldn’t identify. “That’s a colossal squid,” Lloyd said, pointing. “I carved it from the picture in Lucas’s book. The eyes are dinner-plate sized on the real thing, but I had to take some liberties.” “The proportions are wrong,” Chloe said, picking up the squid and turning it over in her hands. “The mantle should be longer relative to the tentacles.” “You’re right…” “But the painting is excellent.” “Thank you.” “I’ll keep it.” “I was hoping you would.”

It was my day off like it used to be every Sundays and I was having the day of my life. You see, I whisked and made coffee for customers at a mini cafe shop not too far from my house. Every other times when I wasn't making coffee or tea, I was indoors gisting with my only roommate. "I condemn the author that made this novel, Sam triple zero eight, it's rather... disappointing." Fun facts about me; I hated people. People hated me. The balance was pleasantly acceptable by me. One time at work I'd even heard a co-worker called me the-Squidward-from-spongebob.

"I don't get it when people name an animal after another animal." Nora thought about it for a second. He really was making sense. But... "His name was actually derived from one of my fave animations Spongebob Squarepants. Have you never seen the animation?" She asked flatly, eyes still glued to her book. "Squidward from Spongebob?!" Max exclaimed in horror. "That's even worse! Why would you name a jovial dog like Squid, Squid?" Then in a lower voice, he added. "If you ask me, I think you're more of a Squidward than Squid. You two are peas in a pod! The dog is far too adorable to be a Squidward. I mean, your face is always like this..." He pulled his face into a fish-like expression. "And lik