Spongebob X Squidward Comic Novels & Stories

I put my hands on my hips, "did you just Spongebob meme me?" "Did you Just SpOnGeBoB mEmE ME," he repeated. I playfully smacked him on the head, and he chuckled. "Kinky." "Idiot." "Control freak." "Ugh," I gave up. "Remind me never to commit a heist with you." "Really?" He smirked, finally dropping the Spongebob pose. "You wouldn't want to be the Bonnie to my Clyde?" "Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?" I asked rhetorically, and he winked, silently giving his answer.

" Reschedule all meetings, I won't be coming in today! " " But boss, the men from the East had been waiting for a long time_ They seem to be angry too_ " " Then make them watch SpongeBob_ " " Huh? " Royalty gave a light squeeze on one breasts and gently kissed his woman's neck. " Or you can tell them_ " SpongeBob makes people happy while breasts seem to make me happier_ " He shamelessly muttered, left his secretary so very confused then he ended the call. Bang! He tossed his phone aside.

*** “This is Spongebob. He is Barbie’s boyfriend.” “Why Spongebob? Hulk is a lot better. He is strong, and he’s a superhero.” “He’s ugly! And he can’t even talk. Hulk only smashes.” “Then Barbie is not a nice person. She doesn’t like Hulk just because he’s ugly?” “She isn’t mean. You are mean! MOM!!” “Mica, you chose Barbie, let Manu choose the toy he wants to use.” The two women were watching this exchange through the large glass doors that connected the garden to the living room.

Something to kill time with. I guess I lost myself in SpongeBob because I felt a tap on my shoulder. I jumped a little and turned to see Alveric with his hand out at me, offering me the bottle of water. “Thank you.” I said with a smile as I took the bottle from him. Right as he turned around, I flipped the bottle over and squeezed it. This was just a little test to make sure he did not inject anything into the water through the cap. Luckily, I did not see any signs of a leak, so I opened the bottle of water and took a sip.

"You know muffin cheeks, there was a time when these creatures freely soared the realm of magic. They were known to help bring peace and healing in the land." As much as you loved watching Spongebob Squarepants, Jeongi was known to love his books of myths. Your eyes widen in fascination. "Really? He smiles, nudging towards your other brother munching on some popcorn. "Yes, really. They made sure no one gets into fights. Just like how you always make sure I don't hit Yoonsi up." "Fighting is bad." You respond as a matter of fact, scrunching your face bitterly. "I know." He says. "But unfortunately, one of them got into a fight."

I said, tears in my eyes but smiling. "We've got your back, sister," Ken said, hugging me again. They gathered around, and we hugged. Before eating, we changed into the pajamas Thirdy gave us. We ate happily as Dyson and Ken cracked corny jokes. "What do you call a small squid?" Ken asked. "What?!" we asked simultaneously. "Hey, psst!" he said. We were puzzled as we didn't get his joke. "Pssst!" he said again. "Hahahahaha!"

Crab. "How disgusting! I think she is around our age and she still plays with that stuff? Does she not feel embarrassed?" The boy with a long face said. Let's call him Squidward. "Maybe her parents didn't teach her that only three years old carry that stuff." Mr. Crab said. He whispered something to the chubby kid in their group. Let's call him...Patrick. Patrick smiled wickedly at me, making his chubby cheeks quiver. He then said, " Then let's teach her a lesson."

~Lola’s Point of View~ “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea … Spongebob square … pants,” I mumbled, as I struggled to open my eyes. “Sponge what,” a gruff voice said. My eyes rolled around a bit, but I couldn’t focus. Who doesn’t know Spongebob? He’s the best.

"Hala! SpongeBob!" Tumawa na ako gano'n din si Nanay na nasa kusina ng makita naming dahan dahang mag lakad si Seb palapit sa malaking SpongeBob at saka ito marahang hinawakan at maya maya pa ay sinakayan na. "Ate naman eh! Syempre hindi na ako galit sa'yo ang galing galing mo kayang manlambing." Umirap ako at hindi na mapawi ang ngiti. Nang biglang tumunog ang cellphone ko.