Squidward Drinking Novels & Stories

Adrian tried to talk him outta smashing things but this earned him a vase being thrown at him. Fortunately he was able to dodge it before it landed on his forehead.. “Shut the f*CK up!” Damian snapped at him as he rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the wine cellar. He took out a bottle of whiskey and sat down on the floor with his back against the wall. He undid the first three buttons of his shirt and began drinking directly from the bottle.. He was breathing really fast as he gulped down a large amount of alcohol.. Adrian cautiously sat down beside his boss so they could talk..

we're all drunk and tipsy right now "Spongebob you in there!!" Charlie yells as she looks at a pineapple "That's a pine tree you idiot" Kelly laughs as Charlie bulges, it's obvious he's drunk "Ouch!!"I whine holding my hand where Jen just threw a ball at me "You stupid pokèmon" drunk Jen yells at me stomping her feet in anger "What the fuck!!!"Someone yells from the door we all turn around and look at Danny with wide eyes "Boss hurry up" the butthead shouts from the door frame. we stood up and walk to the wall in a straight line Jen is at my left side , Kelly on her left and Charlie is at my right footsteps can be heard, coming our way

“Where are you, Rodney? Shaun’s getting married tomorrow. Let’s meet up in the clubhouse and celebrate him stepping into the tomb of love.” He lowered his head and replied to his message: [Something came up, so I’m not joining. This is not his first time stepping into the tomb of love anyway.] After that, he tapped on the table. “Give me a few more bottles.” He kept drinking until 1:00 a.m. When he tottered out of the pub, he bumped into someone, who was walking in the opposite direction. He was so drunk that he lost his footing and fell to the ground.

Charlie stretched out a finger, which he shook before saying seriously, “Master Fox, you still have three glasses left!” Xavion hurriedly nodded and mumbled meekly, “Yes, yes… Mr. Wade, it’s just as you have said… I have three glasses left…” Spencer could already feel the effects of the liquor spinning in his head. He rubbed his temple vigorously as he said, “Okay… I’ll drink!” So saying, he picked up the glass. He hesitated for a good three seconds before gulping it down in one go. Xavion, meanwhile, dared not delay and hurriedly drank his second glass.

When I raced to his side, he opted to grip the table instead of taking my hand. Somehow he managed to take the glass and gripped it, his knuckles turning white. What was he thinking? The saltwater technique works, and it's prescribed by our pack doctor. I opened and closed my mouth. "Umm...you have to drink it one go." Scrunching his nose, the Alpha bought the rim of the glass to his lips and gulped the entire contents in one go. A relieved sigh escaped my lips. His face turned green around the edges, throat bobbing with difficulty. Before we could ask anything, Aiden rushed to the nearest washroom.

Adrian tried to talk him outta smashing things but this earned him a vase being thrown at him. Fortunately he was able to dodge it before it landed on his forehead.. “Shut the f*CK up!” Damian snapped at him as he rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the wine cellar. He took out a bottle of whiskey and sat down on the floor with his back against the wall. He undid the first three buttons of his shirt and began drinking directly from the bottle.. He was breathing really fast as he gulped down a large amount of alcohol.. Adrian cautiously sat down beside his boss so they could talk..

He cracked the seal and took a swig of it before passing it to me, “bottoms up.” I took a drink and almost spit it out from how strong it was. My bottom lip quivered as I swallowed it down and I began to cough. Finn patted my back until I caught my breath again. “Bit strong, eh?” He laughed at me. I handed him the bottle, “your turn.” He grabbed it and took an extra-large gulp of the offending liquid, showing off his drinking experience, “not bad.” Finn passed the bottle to Zach, and he took a small drink before trying to give it to Marcus who shook his head, “no thanks.”

•••QUINN••• "Since when did you know ?" I asked wearing a subtle look. He sneers at me "Why don't you drink? " he insisted, I held my hand out of the yatch and poured the champagne out in the sea with our eyes locked, his sneer widened to a smile he blows off a quiet chuckle. "Guess you don't like to drink... " he chugged down his glass in delight, I let go of the glass also, I had my head bent.

I place them on my dining table, get some dried squid in the fridge, soak them in warm water, then cut them to pieces. I take the first can and open it. I take a sip and then get some dried squid to chew. "Am I not good enough?" I say to myself and then take another sip. "Did I lack something?" I smash the table stand up, and take a deep breath. I'm getting frustrated and angry again. I keep on drinking until all the beers are gone. Then, finally, I'm swamped and feel dizzy. I stand up wobbly as I get back to my room. My legs are quivering, and my head is aching.

We all looked at Woo-hyun who had just come back holding a water pitcher. We all got stunned for a few seconds before Nana suddenly yelled at him. “ARE YOU CRAZY?! DO YOU WANT HER TO DRINK IN THAT? WHERE’S THE CUP?!” Myung-soo luckily had a spare cup and he immediately handed it over to Lav. Then, Nana took the pitcher from Woo-hyun and poured some water on the cup. I hurriedly drank it to clear off the spiciness on my throat. It’s really spicy and I could feel it drawing a line down my throat. I shouldn’t have really got that spicy squid…