Steven Universe Memes Novels & Stories

"You're going to burst my eardrums and collapse a whole building with your high-pitched screams.” Steven was ecstatic. "No, I can't calm down bitch, are you kidding? Like this is just totally INSANE Cat! You're going to be a queen! My God! I never thought I'd know someone who would become royalty!" "Yes, Steven, it's really happening. I'm still in shock myself.”

“You planned this, remember? Don’t get all possessive now.” Steven’s laugh came out strangled and humorless. “Possessive? I’m not—” He ran a shaky hand through his hair. “Max, we’re done. Stop it. This isn’t happening.” Max raised a brow, “ Are you getting cold feet, Steven?" He blinked, signaling him to play along. Steven shook his head, looking defeated. “Just… please. Leave him alone.” The please gutted me. Something was definitely wrong, very wrong. Max waved a dismissive hand at him. “He’s drunk. Ignore him.”

"What am I going to do man? She hates my guts. She's used to me being an ass to her. How am I going to get her to talk to me without thinking I'm going to do something bad to her?" Steven bites his lip looking towards the floor. "Yeah! Forget it man! Might as well start writing her and Dylan a congratulations on the wedding note. You got no chance man!" Steven laughs making Logan clench his jaw. "Fuck you Steven! That's the help I get from your ass? Who the fuck needs enemies when I got you as my wing man bitch? You're the worst you know that?" Steven laughs out loud and let's himself fall on the ground. Rolling with laughter, as Logan sits on the beanbag, his face red with fury and disbelie

“Let’s get this over with.” ~~~~ “Do you Alpha Lord accept our new Alpha as Alpha of Green Hill Pack, Tennessee, United States, North America,” Elder Kevin asks. “I believe you forgot Planet Earth, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy, Physical Realm, Universe,” Lucas jokes shocking everyone. “Yes I accept him.” I bite my lips to keep from laughing too hard. Jacob and Mary have no control and laugh loudly. Elder Kevin is Jacob’s father and he too lets out a laugh. “Alpha Steven congratulations not only on your new position, but for the be Alpha to get the Alpha Lord to make a joke.” Elder Kevin quips.

It was precisely because Steve's realm was completely incomparable with the group of monsters equivalent to Heavenly Spirit Realm that everyone did not take him too seriously from the beginning. In everyone's mind, he was at most a human cultivator, and he played a role in communication. However, when all the demons looked desperate, Steve showed an utterly different viciousness.

Ethan asked. "I did not say that, though." Steven commented. "Whatever. So is he doing bad or not?" He asked me again. "He is doing really well. He is our savior with our professors' hard questions. He is too much genius for us." I answered. They all nodded back at me. "I can feel you. That is what is running through my mind too. Steven is like a monster when it comes to using his brain." Glenn added, which made me agree.

he said with a glare, daring any of them to try and kick him out. "You are Steven mate, aren't you?" Jordon asked, recognizing his name. He smiled, patting the guy on his shoulder when he stared at him wide-eyed. "Steve is a friend. There are no judgments here, Chris, we know a lot of mixed blood who have found a mate in the authority" he said.

Steven fidgeted in his seat, as if something umcomfortable was happening, before a small extraordinary sound escaped, releasing a pungent smell. "Ahh. That's better. Makes me feel good." Steven muttered to himself. Wait what just happened? Did Steven just fart? Before I knew it, I was laughing my ass off, not noticing the change of expression in Steven's face. "What was that?" Said Steven, looking around. "Who was laughing?" Now Steven was on his feet, and so was I. Did he just hear me? OH MY GOD!! CAN THEY ALL HEAR ME NOW? NOW THAT THEY BELIEVE IN ME?

“Do whatever you want. All my relatives are dead anyway.” Steven pulled out a bunch of fries like he was making conversation. He smiled. “Are you pretending you don’t know, or do you really not know? You still have family back in your hometown. You just chose to forget about them. I was deciding who to visit next. Now I don’t have to think too hard.” Victor’s eyes flew open. “You wouldn’t dare.” “Why wouldn’t I?” Steven’s tone stayed light. “Don’t forget where you are. This is East Coast. And I happen to work for Zachary Reynolds.”

Chapter 12 MILA “In the end, I caught the cookie with him. You can never trust a cookie stealer.” I burst into laughter, unable to stomach the ridiculousness. Who stopped trusting their brother because he stole a cookie from them whilst they were young? Steven is really funny and wasn’t anything like Dawson wanted me to think he is. “It’s not funny. Cookie stealers are one of the problems against world peace,” he said, nodding at his own comical remark.