Stupid Questions Novels & Stories

"No, I have asked 5." "Well, it feels like 100." "Because my questions make sense, you exhausted yours with stupid questions." Questions like; Have you ever thought of going blonde? What do you think about pizza? Do you smell your feet?. "I haven't exhausted my question, I have 2 more questions left." "How do you feel about death?" I asked. "Geez, are you trying to make me sad or what?" "Just answer, Creep." "Inevitable." I waited for him to add more to the known word.

"I don’t know. It’s like we jumped straight into all the serious, intimate relationship stuff and completely skipped out on all the silly, getting-to-know-you things new couples usually talk about. I mean, it’s not like that’s bad, but…” I trailed off. What was I even saying? I was upset about what exactly? That our relationship was too serious? That it wasn’t frivolous enough? The more I said it out loud the more I realized how ridiculous I was being. I sighed again and crossed my arms. “Sorry,” I said quietly. “I’m being stupid. I don’t know why I asked such a dumb question. It doesn’t matter. Forget I asked it.” "Green," he said suddenly. "What?"

he continued. Lavina was really offended at this point. It was just that she didn't deny that her behavior was literally like a cheap bitch. She glanced at Raveen who chose silence. It was obvious how annoyed the man was. Lavina smiled crookedly. "Ah, that means your son is stupid right? He was crazy about me to death,” Lavina said. "That's right, he's stupid. I hope my son realizes his stupidity and takes out the trash like you.” Rael calmly agreed with Lavina's words.

You're also a mess talking to hubby. "Why does it seem like it's my fault, you're the one to explain?" "I'm not stupid to explain, you're just STUPID!" He said with emphasis. "You are STUPID!" I shouted and emphasized the word stupid, who is he to call me stupid huh?! "You're more STUPID!" Well, you want something like that huh, you thought I didn't know anything about that Ken, you're wrong because when it comes to that I'm good. "You mother f*cker!"

Even with me two steps up from him, he was still a tad bit taller. "Listen Damon. If you ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer. No matter how many times someone says there's no such thing as a stupid question. There is. They only say that to make you feel good about yourself for being stupid." "What the fuck are you on about?" I opened my mouth to speak before he interrupted me again. "You know what, don't bother. Your probably just going to confuse yourself." "Rude!" I said offended. He smirked before shaking his head and descending the rest of the stairs.

Video games: the only legal way to stab stupid people. Okay, yep. Time to go home.

He makes a face, as if he doesn't understand why I said that. "I've told you before, I don't want it to happen. It's gonna be awkward, and scary. Scary because I'm gonna lose my best friend over something so trivial. So what if I have bad first time? Most people have it and they're just fine. They live just fine, move on with other guys, so yeah, you're stupid." He nods once signalling he gets the message but then smiles. He fucking smiles when I called him stupid again. See, he really IS stupid.

“I am ugly and stupid. I am such a fool!” “Who said you are ugly, a stupid, and a fool?” asked the voice in front of me. Wiping my tears, I looked up to see Francine smiling down at me. “Whoever told you that is a stupid insecure fool who doesn’t know what she’s talking about.”

Stupid flowers don't even why I bothered. Damn…this isn't good

"Is she upset because I told her what he was?" Sloane's expression was almost pitying. "It's a guy thing, right? This failure to comprehend the most basic of human emotions? It has to be. I can't believe you're honestly that stupid." She smiled, then shook her head. "It always comes down to smart and stupid. How strange." "What are you talking about?"