Thanks for Playing, I'm Quitting This Game
On the night before we're supposed to register our marriage, our friends suggested playing a mystery box game.
Each of the men puts a gift into a box, and the boxes are randomly handed out to the women. They all say this is the fairest way to play this game.
When I open mine, there's only a single card inside that reads, "Thank you for participating."
The room falls silent for a moment. Then, someone can't help snickering.
My fiance, Hunter Sinclair, ruffles my hair. "Your luck is still as bad as ever."
My childhood friend, Gabriel Unwin, lowers his voice and says, "Smile. Don't make people think you can't take a joke."
At the same round, Tiffany West opens her box and finds the grand