Tagalog Dad Jokes

Aira Vizmonte been a very very good niece to her Auntie Sam. Because she is the only one family members who raise her since her Mom and Dad died from a car accident when she was a kid. Itinuon lahat ng Auntie Sam niya ang buong atensiyon at buhay niya sa kanya kaya malaki ang utang na loob niya rito. Kaya naman nang lumaki siya at nakarating sa legal na edad, sinabi niya sa sarili na aalagaan at poprotektahan ang Auntie bilang pagtuon ng utang na loob sa nag-alaga sa kanya. Not until one day her Auntie brings a boyfriend/fiance to their hometown. Pitong taong mas bata ang lalaki sa Auntie niya at kaedaran niya lang ito. Isang araw nahuli niya ang lalaki na may kausap na ibang babae sa telepono kaya lalo siyang nagduda na baka niloloko at pineperahan lang nito ang Tita niya. Will she accept him as her soon to be uncle? Or it's the other way around?

"Vee bumangon ka muna! Ipapakilala ko sayo iyong bago mong bodyguard." Kahit inaantok pa ay bumangon ako at bagot na tinignan si Daddy. "What? Bodyguard na naman! Ayoko na nga ng ganyan eh! Nakakasawa na--" napahinto ako sa pagsasalita ng may lalaking pumasok sa kwarto ko. "Sino siya?" "Vee meet your new bodyguard, James Villianuevva." "Ito? New bodyguard ko? Seryoso ka dad?" "Yes, and I am sure magugustuhan mo siya. Magkakasundo kayo sa mga bagay-bagay, lalo na kung mag sho-shopping ka at pagdating sa mga makeup--" "Babae lang ang mahilig mag shopping at mag makeup dad." Saad ko at napatampal sa noo ko. "I'm gay." Muntik ng malaglag iyong panga ko sa sinabi niya.

 I was married to this sexy hot chic. Nung sinabi ni Dad at Lolo na ipagkakasundo niya ako sa babaeng yun ay hindi na ako nagpatumpiktumpik pa at pumayag agad sa alok nila. Isa pa maganda na nga, sexy at hot pa ang mapapangasawa ko. Kaya nga hindi ko lubos maisip kung bakit nangangamba ang mga Montefalco sa anak nila. Sabi nila baka daw hindi mag asawa ang anak nila at maging tomboy ito. Fck! Sa ganda at sexy niyang yan nangangamba silang maging tomboy yun? Eh baka 'pag nakita niya itong walong abs ko ay magwala na yan. Pero napaurong ang dila ko nang malaman ko ang kinakatakutan nila at pinangangambahan. Mukhang tomboy nga ito eh! Damn! I was just married to my wife, not just an ordinary wife but fck, to an EXTRAORDINARY WIFE!  Lolo, Daddy pwede pa bang mag backout?  

In the modern day, where fixed marriages seem trivial, Gianna Emilia never thought she'd be in that situation. She never planned on getting married at the age of twenty-five, but fate had its own way of playing her life that one morning, and she woke up married. It was fine with her since it was her dad's wish, and she never said no to his wishes. She was that kind of daughter; she would always obey and follow. But for the first time in her whole existence, she regrets agreeing to that marriage. "This will only be on papers." She remembered what he said on the day of their marriage. His voice was so cold and full of irritation, making her feel the same. She regrets marrying him, the arrogant and cold-hearted Maverick Jaxon De Chavez. The guy who made her feel more unwanted and irrelevant and shattered her heart into a million pieces But how can she hate him if she has fallen for him? Will Emilia finally choose herself for the first time?

“Stop it, Vesper! You're not even my type, young lady. Ni hindi ka pa marunong humalik nang tama. Just stop!”  Iyon ang mga salitang binitawan ni Kane Ynares kay Vesper Del Valle nine years ago.  Mga salitang sumugat sa batang puso ni Vesper. She was fifteen and he was twenty-nine. He was her perfect leading man and she wanted him so bad but he is her “Uncle Kane" dahil kaibigan ito ng Dad niya. Pero nang gabing ‘yon, hindi “Uncle” ang nakita ni Vesper kay Kane kundi ang lalaking pangarap niya. Her first love, and her first heartbreak. Lumipas ang siyam na taon at muli silang nagkaharap. She's twenty-four and he's now thirty-eight and the desire between them is undeniable. As their paths cross again, muli ring nasubok ang paninindigan ni Kane. He wanted her but it's just impossible.  Because it is forbidden…

Mackenzie Marquess, a girl who can sacrifice her happiness for him. That Friday night Kenji Ferrell and Mackenzie spent together change everything. They begin to have a secret relationship to satisfy their needs... his needs. As their relationship continues, they keep on making mistakes and lying to everyone they cared about. However, a relationship formed but lust can destroy one's heart and doesn't last. Mackenzie tried to make Kenji fall inlove with her but all her effort becomes waste when Kenji's family and her dad stand in-between them. She made a hard decision on leaving Kenji and not telling him about her pregnancy. Years passes both of them are living the life they wanted, and forgetting the past, destiny plays with them once again as their path crosses on an event. Will their story have another chapter? Can Kenji meet his son? Will Kenji give up everything just to get her back?

Si Kairah Montes ay living a simple life. At 22 years old, fresh graduate siya ng Bachelor of Science in Business Administration major in Business Management. Sinisikap niyang hindi mabuhay sa pangalan ng ama niya, and everything was going fine until nalaman niyang ikakasal na siya. Nasa panic mode siya nang malaman na ang mapapangasawa niya ay walang iba kundi ang richest guy sa society. Si Liam Anderson ay isang powerful bachelor. He has the looks, money, and everything na pwedeng ipagmalaki. Obvious na he's taking over his dad's company. Pero when he found out na kailangan niyang magpakasal sa isang tao na hindi niya kilala, hindi rin siya masaya about it. Will Liam and Kairah be able to live in peace and happiness and survive their marriage? Matutunan kaya nila ang true meaning ng love at marriage?

Deinna Amalia is a walking daydream. Maganda, mabait, masunurin at higit sa lahat, masayahin. She grew up in a very loving home. Her Mama and Papa were loving parents. She spend her childhood and teenage years having her parents, and when her dad left her, it became to uneasy for her and for her family to recover. She's a very sentimental person. She also values marriage and love. She has her own principles. When a man suddenly came into her quiet life, her life changed. Craile Arvin , a known- businessman asks her for marriage. . . A business marriage. A marriage for the sake of his shares on their companies. No love involved; no affection at all. Sa pagdating niya sa buhay ni Amalia ay natutunan ng dalaga na maaari rin pala siyang umibig kahit na sa umpisa'y wala siyang nararamdaman para sa lalaki. She also learned the feeling of being hurt by someone you love. She learned that love is not always about the dreams; that love is also about nightmares. She's a walking daydream, but what if she's also a walking nightmare? Well, wether she's a dream or a nightmare, she'll be love by her man. “I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.“

“He’s my dad’s bestfriend but I want him so bad.” Si Aurora Angelina Sebastian ay isang mahinhin na dalaga. Mabait at mapagmahal sa kanyang magulang. Kasalukuyan rin siyang nag-aaral sa kolehiyo. Hanggang sa isang araw ay kailangan niyang pumunta sa doktor dahil kailangan niyang magpatingin.At nagulat siya dahil ang doktor na titingin sa kanya ay ang kanyang uncle ninong. Ang kaibigan ng kanyang ama na ubod ng gwapo at sobrang hot. Ito ay si Marley Oscar El Santiago, ang isa sa sikat na Obstetrician-Gynecologist sa buong Pilipinas. Araw-araw ay mahaba ang pila sa kanyang clinic para lamang masilayan ang kagwapuhan nito.Ngunit paano kung isa na siya sa mga babaeng ‘yon? May mabubuo kaya na pagmamahal lalo na alam ng lahat na ninong niya ito? Or is it just a desire and lust na hindi nila kayang pigilan.

Aianna Bautista was raised by her parents as a kind-hearted woman. She is an aspiring nurse who forced herself to work as a nanny of two children. In addition, she also wants to save money for her education and assist her family in escaping poverty. After receiving a job offer from an agency, she promptly notified her family of her employment. Her parents first oppose her getting a job since they believe she should be studying. But after discussing her plans to save some money for the future with her parents, they were forced to agree. Andrew Sixto King is a grumpy cardiologist. He has two children but was being dumped by his partner due to unknown reasons. The negative attitude of his children makes him initially reluctant to hire a new nanny. However, he was forced by his Mother that's why he had no choice. Can Aianna fulfill her dreams despite the uncertainties or will she remain inert and continue being a Nanny of two children? On the other hand, after being abandoned by his partner, will Sixto still open his heart for a new lover and mother of his children or will he just continue being a single dad and an instrument to cure people's heart?