Tale Told By An Idiot Novels & Stories

Mom chuckled, “I don’t think it was adapted into a play, but it is a short story. An old one, at that.” I forgot that mom had been reading more lately. “Are you familiar with it?” “Well sure, it’s a simple story. To boil it down, it’s about a guy who has too much pride and takes a stupid deal that would inevitably lead to his death just to, in my opinion, show off.” I froze in my chair and stared at her blankly for a minute before I finally said, “Huh.” “It’s an odd choice of story to use.” “He said that I was the challenging green monster because of my eyes and personality.”

“Birds of a feather flock together.” It took exactly five seconds for Anastasia to understand Idara's final sentence. “Wait a minute,” she frowned. “Are you indirectly saying that I'm stupid? As in, like, I tend to attract senseless guys because I'm equally dumb, aye?” Idara laughed out loud, trying her best to avoid eye contact with her rather upset friend. “Abeg no be me talk am o. No be for my mouth you go hear sey crayfish bend.” Anastasia couldn't help but laugh too. “You be legit mumu. Ode!” She pinched Idara's earlobe amid laughter. “Bloody fool!”

he said angrily while lowering his voice when he mentioned the word idiot. Some of their companions laughed but suddenly stopped when their leader shot them with his fiery eyes. He made a quick step right in front of the man he called ogre and punched him hard on his face. “You son of a gun, don’t call me an idiot!” then he punched him again. When the younger brother of the man called ogre saw what their leader is doing to his brother, immediately he came to his rescue. He got his gun and shot the head of their leader. “Hah, I thought I am not going to use this gun! Peace be with you, Sir! Idiot, idiot!” the young brother shouted with mockery as he saw their leader with only his half head re

They finished telling that story, but, in my mind the doubt was taking over, that couldn't be possible there's no way that it really would have happened. I was just thinking... That could only be a silly joke and I would be more stupid if I really believed that, I did not know what to think, because for me it was totally impossible. I exclaimed... —You think I'm stupid. You even said that I was part of the story and there's not a single mention of me.

It could be said that the girl was like another version of himself. After a long period of silence, Alain suddenly laughed. “You want me to believe your stupid hypothesis? How can you be so sure that I have a relationship with that girl when on the other hand, I’m so sure that I don’t know her?” “You call me stupid? You dare call your teacher stupid?” “Because everything you say is absolutely stupid! How can an intellectual like yourself believe in the things like that? That's just like a dream, right?”

, I reassure him. “Damn right I will…you are such an idiot, Raul. I told you not to drink. Look what happens when you do. How could you let her see me? How could you be so stupid* He mutters. “I know; I’m sorry, buddy”, I reply, knowing he’s right; I am an idiot, I cannot deny it!

“See? That right there says more about your life than any of the stories you’ve told me. I’m not nice at all. Hell. Half the time, I can’t even stand the sound of other people’s voices. I’m cranky as hell and secretly think everyone’s an idiot. You’re the only exception. When it comes to you, I can’t get enough of listening to you. You’re the most intelligent and strongest person I’ve ever met. I’m going to say things I don’t mean, and I’m going to fuck up. Trust me. I know you deserve a better man than me, but no one else will ever love you more than I do.”

You're a loser. "I'll s-start." She's shying away her face! Adorable! "Shouldn't you be facing me?" "Once upon a time..." Eh? She dodged that smoothly. Sometimes I wonder, is she really an idiot? "Once upon a time, in the prosperous city of Midway... there was a man who could read minds," So even this world has the classic "once upon a time" cliché and a man who could read minds? I can easily read people like telepathy. That's alarmingly accurate.

I can't believe that someone could utter such a dumb and stupid statement. "I never knew you are this dumb. How do you expect me to tell my family such blatant lies that hold no water? Do you think my family members are fools? Do you think they don't know me well enough to know the things I can do or not? Now listen carefully Mr. Dumb Head, my family knows what I am capable of doing, and sleeping with a stranger and getting impregnated by him is not one of them. I will never tell my family such blatant lies!" I fumed in anger.

"How could I order you to take drugs from the restricted cabinet in the first place? You're the moron who killed someone out of incompetence, and now this is my fault? How shameless can you be?" I sighed. "You're pretty heartless yourself, aren't you? When you were head over heels for him, that same incompetence was 'adorable.' Now he's just a moron to you?"