Tell Me A Filipino Joke

[Erotic Romance] Matured content that are not suitable for ages under 18 years old. Pag hindi po sanay sa mga sensitive scene ay wag nalng pong pilitin na basahin halos lahat po kasi ng chapter sa story na to ay may erotic scene na hindi angkop para sa mga sensitive readers. Gabby Samonte, isang mistesa, half Australian, maganda, at talaga namang nakakakit. May lihim na pagtingin sa kanyang amo na byudo 48 years old na si Alonzo De Vera, Ngunit hindi nya inasahan ng maibigay nya ang pinakaiingatan nyang pag ka birhin sa isang estranghero at nagbunga pa ang nangyari sa kanila, pinakasalan sya ni Alonzo para maiwas sya sa kahihiyan, pero di nya inaasahan na anak pa pala ng amo nya ang naalayan nya ng kanyang pag ka birhin at sya pang naka buntis sa kanya. Nang magkita silang muli ni Alfonzo ay hindi na sya tinigilan ng binata, hanggang sa nahulog syang muli sa bitag ng kasalanan. Anong mangyayari sa kataksilan nilang dalawa, paano kong matuklasan ni Alonzo na niloloko sya ng asawa nya sa mismong anak nya. Paano kung malaman nya na apo pala nya ang inako nyang anak nya?

Melissa and Liam, the two names that brought back memories. Never in the world, would I have ever thought that the people that I once truly called my best friends would betray me. We were best friends ever since our childhood. Liam was my first love and I had been crushing on him since we were young. Until one day, I decided to let Melissa in on a secret as I trusted her with all my heart. Turns out, she was just like the others. She started changing herself, distancing herself from me and not even acknowledging me in school while hanging out with the popular kids. That’s when all the bullying bullies started. However, on the day of Liam’s birthday, Melissa revealed my big secret to everyone which left me humiliated. Liam just stood there not doing anything to defend me from those nasty comments. What really broke me was when I saw Melissa walk towards Liam and giving him a passionate kiss on his lips…….

Noah sang pemuda berandal yang hidupnya tidak suka diatur karena dia merasa hidup ini sudah kejam padanya. Dia habiskan hidupnya dengan balapan motor dan berbuat sesuka hatinya. Namun, takdir malah mempertemukan dia dengan Lana--seorang gadis dengan kehidupan sempurna, tapi sayangnya Noah tidak pernah melihat Lana tersenyum, dan hal itu juga yang membuat hati Noah ingin dekat dengannya, bahkan Noah merasakan hal yang tidak pernah dia rasakan, yaitu cinta. Hanya saja jalan untuk mencintai Lana tidak semudah Noah menjalani hidupnya. Masa lalu Noah yang begitu kelam dibuat kedua orang tua Lana sebagai senjata untuk memisahkan kedua insan yang memiliki cinta yang tulus itu. Dapatkan Noah mempertahankan gadis yang bisa mengubah hidupnya menjadi lebih baik, atau dia sekali lagi harus merasakan jika dunia ini memang kejam padanya?

"You look like this is the last place you want to be just because I'm here. Am I really that vile?" Timothy said nothing. Instead he gritted his teeth and shoved his hands into his pocket. Even in her anger, Chloe noticed him... Every inch of him... And his smell. She could pick out his unique scent. Rough. Masculine and mouthwateringly . It made no sense to her, but she was attuned to his every nuance. The man she had called her best friend until a dizzying series of events dissolved the title like sugar in hot water stared at her dispassionately. It was a good thing they were outside and she hoped that he couldn't see the hurt and disappointment on her face. The look wasn't just in his eyes. It seeped through every shrug, every curl of lips she had once thought were the most perfectly created set of lips on earth. She looked deeper, pathetically desperate to find something else. Something more. A reminder of those times when they would talk to each other for hours, and resume conversations the moment they saw one another again. But clearly the Tim she knew had been replaced by a harder, edgier version of a Timothy Kavell - Packard. He was hard and edgy and cynical to start off with. If she had known that he hated her this much, she wouldn't have agreed to his parents' offer to have dinner with them. She had agreed because a part of her had hoped that somehow, they would fix things and be friends again... And she was just beginning to see how wrong she had been....

Bisakah kah kamu mencintaiku disaat aku terjatuh? Kecelakaan itu membuat aku lumpuh. Dan orang yang aku cintai pun pergi. Meninggalkan ku disaat aku jatuh dan membutuhkan dorongan. Mungkin Dewi Fortuna sedang menjauh dari ku. Sampai saatnya aku bertemu Dia di Rumah Sakit. Ia menyemangati ku dan memberikan ku harapan. Hingga aku sembuh dan mampu berjalan kembali. Namun lagi-lagi takdir mempermainkan ku, disaat aku masuk dalam buaian cinta, justru itu malah membuatku jatuh ke dua kalinya .

Mataba. Nerd. Walang kaibigan. Ganito noon si Calyx Monteverde—isang binatang pinangarap lamang mahalin ng babaeng tinitibok ng puso niya, si Sahara Villareal. Maganda. Seksi. Perpekto. Ngunit sa halip na matamis na ngiti, kahihiyan ang isinukli ni Sahara sa kanyang lihim na damdamin—sa harap ng lahat. Lumipas ang mga taon. Si Calyx, ngayo’y isang kilalang, mayaman, at magaling na doktor. Si Sahara? Bagsak ang negosyo, naghihirap, at desperado. Malubha ang sakit ng ama niya—at tanging si Dr. Calyx ang makapagliligtas. Ngunit paano kung ang lalaking minsang pinahiya mo ay siya ring tanging pag-asa ng ama mo ngayon? At paano kung wala kang sapat na pera para bayaran ang kanyang serbisyo? May isang kondisyon si Calyx—ang katawan ni Sahara ang magiging kabayaran. Ngayon, sa harap ng muling pagtatagpo, ano ang nanaig sa puso ni Calyx—ang matagal na pagmamahal o matinding paghihiganti?

Qotorie Suarez is just an ordinary woman who accidentally meet the good billionaire, Steven Oxford. They were in a happy relationship more than a year until Qotorie discover the truth, Steven made her a mistress and that's the thing she hated the most. Will their relationship still work even though that Steven is already married?

Jovian yang selalu mengejar mimpi yang tak pasti.Jovian hanya ingin ayahnya kembali dan ibunya bahagia, itu saja. Namun apakah kenyataannya seperti yang diharapkan?

[TRIGGER WARNING: BULLY & SUICIDE] Kata orang, kehidupan masa SMP itu menyenangkan. Benarkah begitu? Jawabannya adalah "ya" dan "tidak". Awalnya kehidupan SMP ku sangat menyenangkan. Akan tetapi, kehidupan indah itu berakhir dalam sekejap sejak semua orang mengetahui 'perbedaan' yang kumiliki. "Bagaikan belum cukup membuatku menderita, kehidupan memberikan aku 'kutukan' lain," gumamku sambil tertawa lirih. " ... kehidupan membenciku."

My mom had a sudden heart attack, and the medical bills were piling up faster than I could breathe. I was desperate, so I turned to my rich boyfriend, hoping he could help, or at least offer some kind of solution. But instead of the support I expected, he unleashed a tirade that hit harder than anything I'd ever heard. "So this is why you're with me? Just for my money? You're no different from those other women throwing themselves at me. You're all the same—pathetic and shameless!" Before I could even react, he shoved me out the door. Later, when he finally understood the full story, he handed me a bank card, no questions asked. "Candice," he said quietly, his tone almost remorseful. "The password is your birthday." I didn't say a word. I just let the card drop onto the floor and walked away without looking back.