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Ava is relocated to manning town where being a lesbian is treated as treason. You either suffer the consequences of being born the way you are. In her new school, she falls for kara manning the major's daughter who kept her sexuality a secret till she couldn't resist Ava's charms. This lgbt story will tend to reason. Hope to even it. LET YOU LOVE ME

Aliyah was a girl from 2020 and in just a snap of the clock, she was transported to a year where the biggest twist of her life was about to happen, where she was destined to meet a young soldier who will change her fate. In the year 1950, where her boring life will change.

Blurb What began as a love-at-first-sight fairytale swiftly became a Nightmare for Daisy Montero, A billionaire's spoilt daughter. Not only did her new husband, Steven Dante, despise her, but he also cheated on her during their second week of marriage. She stayed because she loved him, expecting he would change, but things only grew worse. When she ultimately chose to leave him, she discovered that not only did her husband intend to deprive her of her family fortune if she went ahead with the divorce, but she was also pregnant, leaving her with only one question: "Why did the CEO hate her?" He wouldn't let her go and yet he continued to abuse her, Is love worth finding out secrets of the past?, Find out in this romantic novel, THE CEO WHO HATES ME..

― Case comigo. Prefiro passar uma vida a seu lado a ser imortal e viver sem você. ― Disse o menino de seis anos, de olhos verdes, diante dela.― Liam, por que você quer se casar comigo? ― Scarlett perguntou ao menino.― Quero que exista alguém sempre por mim ― respondeu Liam. ― Para me arrumar, me levar para a escola e brincar, quando o papai estiver fora. Quero alguém que faça eu e meu papai sorrir. Quero alguém que me ame e ame meu papai também. ―O menino suspirou e acrescentou:― Eu também quero que o papai seja feliz. ―Liam olhou para Scarlett e perguntou:― Senhorita Scarlett, você vai me dar um irmão e uma irmã também? ―― Espere. Espere. Pareceu-me mais como... se você quisesse que eu me case com seu pai. ― Disse Scarlett, confusa.Os olhos do menino brilharam quando respondeu:― Ora! Gostei da sua proposta. Vou contar ao papai. ―Scarlett ficou tão surpresa que não soube o que responder.***Scarlett Barnes foi abandonada por seus pais e envergonhada por seu amigo de infância e namorado. Sendo rotulada como a ex-amarga, ansiava por sua merecida vingança. Que melhor maneira de fazer isso do que estar nos braços de um homem que a amasse genuinamente?Sua futura vida amorosa e felicidade deveriam ser sua vingança, mas depois de um ano, seu pedido de casamento surpresa veio de um menino de seis anos. Era sua chance de felicidade?Scarlett logo descobriu que o pai do menino era um herdeiro bilionário da Wright Diamond Corporation na cidade de Braeton, Kaleb Wright. Quando pensou que o menino havia conquistado seu coração, imaginou se também se apaixonaria pelo pai.***Livro 4 da Série: Família Wright. Observe que esta história pode ser lida como autônoma.Siga-me nas redes sociais. Pesquise Author_LiLhyz no IG e FB.

Contains strong language: My parents died, my sister died, my brothers left, and I was left to a man who thought we were pawns in his play. You know the type of people who say "it gets better" they're lying to you, because it just keeps getting worse. How the hell did I end up in a gang? Well, this is that story

Leilani Carter has been working hard as Dylan Black secretary for almost 5 years now. Five years of hard work, five years of hiding her feelings, five years of loving him unconditionally. The innocent 26 years old woman bottled her feelings inside her. She hopes that one day her cold and assertive Boss will notice her feelings for him but it just seems like that day refuses to come at all. Leilani refused to give up. What will she do when one day her cold, ruthless boss told her something. Something that she always dreamed of. But it just…… "Marry me." Dylan told a very surprised Leilani.

Bloom, a 25 year-old single mom, loses her low paying job and must find a way to not just get herself a new job to cater for her 5 year-old son, but also landing one that pays much better than the one she was practically kicked out of. Plain, shy and antisocial Bloom Santiago is forced by her big brother to take up a job interview at W.M Companies to fill in the position of the C.E.O's secretary. But this shy 'Fluffy Little Rabbit' is lured and caught up in a whole new dangerous world that threatens the peace and tranquility of her little innocent world when she unfortunately attracts the desolate eyes of the Ice King, Hayes Warren. He's cold-hearted, introvertive and always seems to walk around bearing an ominous aura that reflects the void of his soul. Lost in the looming narrow corridors of his past, he chases after a woman he only met once. But what is this? Why does this little fluffy rabbit intrigue him so much? "You're hired" After his encounter with her, this little Rabbit successfully begins to hole her way into his heart with a relentless force he's never experienced before. Will the emotions the Ice King decisively buried away into the deepest abyss of his soul, ever be revived again? And will Bloom be able to survive in his resplendent, desolate abyss and save him from himself?

Jacob is the school's basketball star and son of the minister at First Baptist. Seth is the only out, gay kid in the school and a flamboyant drama geek. After Seth confronts Jacob about the secret he's been hiding, will Jacob give in to his desires and risk losing everything, or continue living the lie that threatens to crush him?

“What do you mean? Will you be protecting me for all your life?” “If you would allow me to do that, I will.” “But why would you do such a trouble?” “I am a straightforward and honest man. So, I think I like you. I wanted you to be my mate. But I will not force you if you don’t like it. I will only ask for you to repay me for saving you and protecting you.” My eyes widened. I started to feel uneasy. I feel like the man in front of me will change and begin to show his true colors. “How can I repay you?” I mumbled. Reule smile looks like he was a demon about to collect his payment. At that moment, I began to question which is worse, him or Conri. “I cannot help it. I am a man with needs like Conri. So, I would like to have a night with you, just to taste you.” I wanted to scream and run. What have I gone into? ====================================== Wren Blevine has been considered different among the she-wolves of the White Pack. She can only partly shift and she doesn't experience heat. Except for her family, nobody really likes her. When the Alpha died and was replaced by the son, Conri Lebon, he ordered to have Wren executed together with her family if she refused his conditions. After her family had been killed, Wren had been running and hiding. One day, she was almost caught. But luckily, she was saved by Reule Conrad, the Alpha of the Gray Pack. Just when she thought that he was a good samaritan, Reule asked to be paid by her body. Now, she is in a dilemma whether to agree or be surrendered back to her pack and die.

Again, Clarissa was annoyed at her mother who wanted to set her up with her friend's son who was a successful businessman. Clarissa didn't want to pay attention because she saw that her mother and father's marriage did not last and made Clarissa a broken home girl. She grew up to be an arrogant, self-righteous girl, and always wanted to be the center of attention. Love came into Clarissa's life. She fell in love with her handsome and kind lecturer, Mr. Diaz Wardhana. Missing affection, Clarissa pursued her idol lecturer. Her love unrequited, making Clarissa live out of control. Adimasta, Clarissa's friend, loved her sincerely. His patience finally made Clarissa melt, slowly turning her messy life into fun and knowing directions.