Tell Me A Filipino Joke

Love is undefined, unbound by rules. It is something that no person could actually give meaning to until he finds that one human being who gives him the exact definition of it. But is love enough to keep two people together? Or is it just another ideology that somehow got wired into everyone's brain? Or maybe people who are in love are simply blind enough to see the reality and would rather continue living in that paradise dream?

"You look like this is the last place you want to be just because I'm here. Am I really that vile?" Timothy said nothing. Instead he gritted his teeth and shoved his hands into his pocket. Even in her anger, Chloe noticed him... Every inch of him... And his smell. She could pick out his unique scent. Rough. Masculine and mouthwateringly . It made no sense to her, but she was attuned to his every nuance. The man she had called her best friend until a dizzying series of events dissolved the title like sugar in hot water stared at her dispassionately. It was a good thing they were outside and she hoped that he couldn't see the hurt and disappointment on her face. The look wasn't just in his eyes. It seeped through every shrug, every curl of lips she had once thought were the most perfectly created set of lips on earth. She looked deeper, pathetically desperate to find something else. Something more. A reminder of those times when they would talk to each other for hours, and resume conversations the moment they saw one another again. But clearly the Tim she knew had been replaced by a harder, edgier version of a Timothy Kavell - Packard. He was hard and edgy and cynical to start off with. If she had known that he hated her this much, she wouldn't have agreed to his parents' offer to have dinner with them. She had agreed because a part of her had hoped that somehow, they would fix things and be friends again... And she was just beginning to see how wrong she had been....

Ashley Tudor was once a talented ballet dancer until an unforeseen injury took her dreams away. Years later, Ashley finds herself bitter, broken, and without a boyfriend. When her junior year begins, she finds herself in the middle of two love interests Zander Hogan, her best friend's twin, and Aiden Buckland, a childhood friend. When ballet enters her life again, Ashley will need to figure out if chasing her dreams is worth breaking her heart.

[Erotic Romance] Matured content that are not suitable for ages under 18 years old. Pag hindi po sanay sa mga sensitive scene ay wag nalng pong pilitin na basahin halos lahat po kasi ng chapter sa story na to ay may erotic scene na hindi angkop para sa mga sensitive readers. Gabby Samonte, isang mistesa, half Australian, maganda, at talaga namang nakakakit. May lihim na pagtingin sa kanyang amo na byudo 48 years old na si Alonzo De Vera, Ngunit hindi nya inasahan ng maibigay nya ang pinakaiingatan nyang pag ka birhin sa isang estranghero at nagbunga pa ang nangyari sa kanila, pinakasalan sya ni Alonzo para maiwas sya sa kahihiyan, pero di nya inaasahan na anak pa pala ng amo nya ang naalayan nya ng kanyang pag ka birhin at sya pang naka buntis sa kanya. Nang magkita silang muli ni Alfonzo ay hindi na sya tinigilan ng binata, hanggang sa nahulog syang muli sa bitag ng kasalanan. Anong mangyayari sa kataksilan nilang dalawa, paano kong matuklasan ni Alonzo na niloloko sya ng asawa nya sa mismong anak nya. Paano kung malaman nya na apo pala nya ang inako nyang anak nya?

Buong akala ni Azariah na magiging masaya ang pagsasama nila ni Damon bilang bagong mag asawa pero magiging impyerno pala ang buhay niya kasama ito. Napaka babaero nang asawa niya kahit pa noong nobyo niya pa lamang ito. Hindi siya nag atubili nang binigyan niya ito nang maraming chance sa pag aakalang mag babago pa ito. Kaya niyang mag tiis sa lahat nang pananakit nito sa kaniya at mga pambababae nito pero ang hindi niya ma atim nang ibinahay nito ang isa sa mga babae sa sarili nilang pamamahay. Kaya kahit na masakit para sa kaniya ay siya na ang kusang lumayo at iniwan ang asawa niya. Kung hindi nito kayang mag bago para sa ikaaayos nang pag sasama nila wala nang halaga ang manatili pa sa tabi nito. Hanggang sa muling pag tagpuin nang tandahana ang landas nila nang dati niyang kaibigan. Nang mag tapat ito nang nararamdaman sa kaniya ay hindi niya na ito pinakawalan pa. Mabait ito at masasabi niyang malayong malayo ang ugali nito sa ex-husband niya. Ito na nga ba ang lalaking mag mamahal sa kaniya nang totoo at hindi siya sasaktan? mahanap niya kaya rito ang pag mamahal na matagal niya nang inasam asam? o katulad lang din ba ito nang dati niyang asawa na sasaktan lang siya at lolokohin.

Qotorie Suarez is just an ordinary woman who accidentally meet the good billionaire, Steven Oxford. They were in a happy relationship more than a year until Qotorie discover the truth, Steven made her a mistress and that's the thing she hated the most. Will their relationship still work even though that Steven is already married?

Bago ang kasal, nahuli ni Mithi ang fiancé niya na nagtataksil sa kaniya. Sa isang hotel room kung saan doon sana gaganapin ang unang gabi nila, ay nakita niya si Luis na may ibang kasiping. “Kasalanan mo rin naman dahil nagpaka-feeling santa ka. Ikakasal ka na sa akin pero ayaw mong haIikan kita o ayaw mong pumayag makipagsex sa akin. Mithi, lalaki ako at may pangangailangan rin ako.” Ang sinabi ni Luis na tila ba ay naging kasalanan pa niya ang lahat. Sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon, may isang lalaki ang biglang dumating sa kwarto kung saan sila nagtatalo. Lalaking handa siyang sagipin para hindi siya mapahiya sa maraming tao. “If you can’t cancel the wedding then papakasalan kita. I’ll be your groom.” Natigilan silang lahat matapos iyon sabihin ng isang estrangherong lalaki. Dahil wala na sa sarili, isang tango ni Mithi ang isinagot niya. Isang tango na siyang naging ganti na rin sa fiancé niyang nagtaksil sa kaniya. Agad siyang kinaladkad no’ng estrangherong lalaki paalis ng hotel. “S-Saan tayo pupunta?” tanong ni Mithi “To the mayor’s office. Let’s get married!” Sagot nito na taimtim na nakatitig sa kaniya.

BLURB Vianne's life has always been full of struggles, from one problem to another but never did she imagine that she will end up in a contract marriage with the psychotic multi billionaire Adrain who is almost like a ticking bomb ready to explode, but she was determined to achieve her dreams as a celebrity however way it will take for her to climb that ladder . She just wanted to be successful and finally be free from Chelsea torment that was soley the reason she continued to stay with Adrain but that was soon to change as strings begin to be attached, feeling stuck up start sipping out... Something subtle now turned into a volcano ready to erupt... And not to mention Vianne's past and shocking truth that start revealing itself... Will she be able to stand it.... Will Adrain finally accept his now over growing feelings for his contract wife

[TRIGGER WARNING: BULLY & SUICIDE] Kata orang, kehidupan masa SMP itu menyenangkan. Benarkah begitu? Jawabannya adalah "ya" dan "tidak". Awalnya kehidupan SMP ku sangat menyenangkan. Akan tetapi, kehidupan indah itu berakhir dalam sekejap sejak semua orang mengetahui 'perbedaan' yang kumiliki. "Bagaikan belum cukup membuatku menderita, kehidupan memberikan aku 'kutukan' lain," gumamku sambil tertawa lirih. " ... kehidupan membenciku."

The General Assembly, Recalling its relevant resolutions regarding the question of Palestine, Recalling also its relevant resolutions on the protection of civilians, including resolution 71/144 of 13 December 2016 on the status of the Protocols Additional to the Geneva Conventions of 1949 and relating to the protection of victims of armed conflicts, resolution 72/131 of 11 December 2017 on the safety and security of humanitarian personnel and protection of United Nations personnel and resolution 72/175 of 19 December 2017 on the safety of journalists and the issue of impunity, Recalling further the relevant reports of the Secretary-General, including the most recent report, of 14 May 2018, on the protection of civilians in armed conflict, Recalling all relevant resolutions of the Security Council, including, inter alia, resolutions 242 (1967) of 22 November 1967, 338 (1973) of 22 October 1973, 605 (1987) of 22 December 1987, 904 (1994) of 18 March 1994, 1397 (2002) of 12 March 2002, 1515 (2003) of 19 November 2003, 1544 (2004) of 19 May 2004, 1850 (2008) of 16 December 2008, 1860 (2009) of 8 January 2009 and 2334 (2016) of 23 December 2016,