Tell Me A Filipino Joke

เมื่อต้องสวมรอยเป็นแฝดพี่ ไปดูแลว่าที่พี่เขยที่พิการ พลอยพัดชาเลยต้องทำทุกอย่าง เพื่อให้ตัวเองกลายเป็น เพชรน้ำหนึ่ง เพื่อตบตาทุกคน โดยเฉพาะว่าที่พี่เขยอารมณ์รุนแรง ปากร้าย และเอาแต่ใจตัวเองอย่างภารัน "ที่เธอตอบไม่ได้เพราะเธอไม่รู้ว่า แผลที่แขนเพชรน้ำหนึ่งไปโดนอะไรมาใช่ไหม"ขนอ่อนพากันเรียงตัว เมื่อเขาเอ่ยชื่อเพชรน้ำหนึ่งออกมาเต็มปาก เหมือนเขารู้ว่าเธอไม่ใช่เพชรน้ำหนึ่ง "ทำไมฉันจะไม่รู้ว่าแขนฉันไปโดนอะไรมา ฉันว่าคุณเมามากแล้ว เราแยกกันตรงนี้นะคะ"พูดพร้อมกับลุกขึ้นยืนเพื่อจะหนีไปตั้งหลัก "เมื่อสองคืนก่อนมีคนเห็นเธอในผับแถวๆทองหล่อ"พูดพร้อมกับมองหน้าหญิงสาวอย่างจับผิด "ค่ะ ฉันหนีคุณไปตอนคุณหลับ"พูดเพราะไม่อยากให้เขาถามเธออีก "อือ...ปกติเธอก็เที่ยวเก่งจนฉันชิน" "ก็ไม่แปลกนี่คะ ของมันเคยๆ"พลอยพัดชายังแถไม่หยุด เธอจะไม่ยอมจนมุม ต่อให้เขาต้อนจนไม่มีทางหนีก็ตาม ภารันยกยิ้มมุมปาก ก่อนจะมองนิ่งมาที่หน้าเธอ

apa jadinya jika seorang gadis shopaholic dan suka dengan kekayaan melamar pekerjaan hanya untuk bertemu dengan pria idamannya namun takdir berkata lain, dia harus berurusan dengan orang yang tidak dia duga akan menjadi hal terpenting dalam hidupnya....

Kekurangan yang di miliki gadis berusia 20 tahun, Bernama Ayana Salsabila tidak membuatnya menyerah pada hidup. Ia masih bisa menjalani kehidupannya dengan baik, meskipun kadang ada saja orang lain yang memandangnya sebelah mata. Setelah kepergian orang tuanya akibat kecelakaan beberapa tahun lalu, ia masih sanggup menjadi gadis ceria dan penuh semangat. Namun semuanya berubah setelah ia menikah dengan pria arogan nan kejam, hari-harinya hanya bisa menangis karena pria tersebut menyiksa fisik dan batinnya.

In the pursuit of happiness, he yearns for a love uncertain and burns with a fire that sets one man's frigid heart aflame. Will this romance be broken in Brooklyn or made in Manhattan? River Kennedi's heartbreak and a new lease on life sends him neck-deep into the corporate world when a ubiquitous Sebastian Black sets his sights on his skills with numbers and strange luck with making money.

Taylor is a fiesty little fireball who doesn't take shit from anyone. She tells it like it is, and she has no fear whatsoever. A total badass if you ask me. Besides her best friend Malia, she trusts no one.Her parents are unknown to her because she was abandoned as a baby on her aunts' doorstep. Her aunt is a bit secretive and closed off. She always avoids the topic about what happened to Taylors' parents. What happens when Alpha Cain steps in claiming that she belongs to him? What kind of secret will Taylor discover? Will she give in to the mate bond? Will she accept the fate that she truly belongs to him? Will she call him daddy??

“You are mine.” Jerald possessed, trailing wet kisses down Jasmine's body while she let out uneven breaths, her body tingling as tiny ripples sneered through her. Jerald's right hand gripped her heavy tits and he fondled hard, kissing her navel, obsession burning through his every act. “You are mine. Jasmine… your body..” He paused and kissed her navel. “Your heart and your soul... Everything belongs to me.” His voice was laced with domination as he moved his head downward, trailing wet kisses down her body till he parted her legs with his head, burying his face between her beautiful thighs. * This high and Mighty never took NO for an answer. He is Jerald De Luca. Either business or Women, he would surely always have his slightly illegal way. When Jasmine crawled into his bed with the intention of saving up for some medical bills, she thought everything would last for a month like the contract spelled out. Everyone has been to his bed, but none has ever won his heart like she did. She was the opposite of him, calm, yet fierce and unyielding. She didn't bend to his will like the air and every other woman did and most differently, her eyes held the light that was missing in this world. This mare lust grew into a love that pioneered an unshakable obsession. The desire to protect her was like second nature, clogging his every breath like a whispered secret. But when life challenges come crashing in, threatening to rip their relationship apart, Jerald is faced with the harsh reality of life. This angel was not so innocent as he forsee and all along he had been the enemy that he had sworn to protect her away from.

Pada awalnya hidupku berjalan dengan sangat lancar. Aku memiliki teman baik, keluarga yang utuh, dan kekasih yang sangat mencintaiku. Namun, tak ku sangka semua bisa berubah dalam sekejap. Hal ini diawali dengan putusnya hubunganku dengan sang pacar. Ia harus menikah dengan orang lain. Kukira kesedihan ini akan segera berakhir. Namun, semua semakin parah sebab aku adalah saksi kasus pembunuhan seorang penulis. Pelaku pembunuhan itu sekarang berusaha untuk membunuhku. Bagaimana aku bisa hidup tenang? Siapa yang bisa menyelamatkanku sekarang? Kaukah orangnya? Ku mohon biarkan aku hidup!

With a slight blush of embarrassment, she nods, and her boss smiles. " You know it isn't free, right?" Even though she can't speak, she made up her mind to do it for her grandparents. "yes," she says as tears run down her cheeks. "Okay good, a deal is a deal," he said with a smirk.

As a young age she was forced to work just to provide her parents vices and to support herself for study.A battered child of her alcoholic parents. Experienced having bruises everyday. She have suffered a lot until she met this guy who will become her savior.

Diya Wanda grew up in a convent since the day she was abandoned at the church entrance. She never let the abandonment put her down. She grew up to be a firm believer that there is goodness in the world. This was her weakness and downfall because when she went out into the world with the blessing of the nuns. She thought it would keep her safe. The world was not as she hoped, but she was a believer. This led her to Ace Torane. She fell in love hard, fast. Their love blinded Diya into believing her happily ever after would last forever. Until she witnessed his hidden horrifying side. She considered him unredeemable and fled than confront. With her long gone and his kept secret out, Ace's fury ignited because she left. She fled with something valuable enough to let him burn everything that was in his path, including Diya. ~WARNING. THIS BOOK CONTAINS VIOLENCE AND STRONG GRAPHIC CONTENT~