Terrible Puns

Giovanni is being compromised by his beloved mother to become a full pledge priest someday as his mother's promised when he survived from a terrible accident when he was a 4 year old. Being an obedient and only son of his parents, walang siyang nagawa kundi sundin ang kanyang Mahal na ina. Since he started junior high, he serves as an altar boy on their city parish church. "Are you sure that you want our only son enter the seminary after his graduation? Seryosong tanong ni Don Nicolas sa asawa. "And what makes you think na magababago isip ko Nicolas?" alam ni Donya Esmeralda ang iniisip Ng kanyang Mahal na asawa, nag aalala ito na walang magmamana ng kanilang Multi-million businesses at magpapatuloy Ng kanilang angkan Ng mga Ricablanca. Nasa huling taon na sa pagpapari si Giovanni sa seminaryo at kailangan nyang dumaan sa isang Malaking pagsubok bago siya ordinahan bilang isang pari. Kailangan nyang gugulin ang natitirang isang taon sa labas Ng seminaryo. Eksaktong siyam na taon lumabas siya Ng semenaryo upang subukin kung talagang nasa pagpapari ang kanyang buhay. In his mind and heart, he is already decided in this vocation, but fate seems to be playing him around. Dalawang buwan na lang at oordinahan na siya Ng makilala ang kauna unahang tao na hindi mawala sa isip nya, nakapag papapula sa kanyang mukha pag tinititigan siya, at higit sa lahat Parang tinatambol ang kanyang puso sa bilis nitong pagtibok pag nakikita Niya ito. Ito ay sa katauhan Ng isang babae, si Jessica. Ito na yata pinakamagandang babae na nakita nya. Will he able to fulfill his mother's dream or will he able to satisfy his heart's desire? But deep in his heart, he needs to choose one because loving both of them is breaking all the rules.

A sizzling, modern reimagining of Beauty and the Beast – with a billionaire twist!Lily Frazer would do anything to save her father’s struggling arts center - even take on the infamous billionaire Calder Cunningham.When Lily breaks onto the Cunningham estate, she only wants to find and reason with the arrogant, brooding Calder. Then the worst happens, and she finds herself trapped with him, stranded at his palatial mansion during a terrible storm.As it turns out, Calder is willing to give her the money he promised, but there's a catch: she must win it from him. And the games he has in mind aren't exactly . . . innocent.Can Lily survive his wicked games of cat and mouse?Due to explicit scenes, this steamy romance is rated 18+.His Wicked Games is created by Ember Casey, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

This story mostly follows Cassie. An American twenty-two year old who was orphaned at age of seven years old, and got adopted by the nanny who took care of her. Cassie also had terrible nightmares over what she had seen and heard the night when she turned seven. Damian is the mafia boss, whom Cassie will have to work, live and be with. Damian has a nephew, but only people who don't work for or with him, think the kid is his son. Damian learned to not be too attached to someone very early in life, because the pain is stronger when you realize that they are no longer with you. They hate each other, they are always fighting. But, somehow Damian starts to like her, and so does Cassie. But something horrible has to happen for both of them to realize that they have feelings for each other. What would happen for them to realize that?

Dantley Swiftclaw, a confident and arrogant Alpha, vehemently rejects the idea that Erlyn Gristin, a female omega and a servant, is his destined mate. Despite his initial refusal, he cannot resist the strong urge to be with Erlyn. To conceal his feelings for Erlyn, Dantley chooses to restrain and intimidate her. However, Erlyn manages to escape, which infuriates Dantley, leading him to lead his pack in a search for her. He even threatens to set the sea and ships ablaze if Erlyn is not found. As the search ensues, the harbor witnesses the violence that unfolds, with fire consuming the sea. Will Dantley eventually succeed in finding his lost mate? And is love truly worth the terrible price of this chaos?

My story is about a feisty omega with a couple of “gifts” from the moon goddess. She is forced to take a chosen mate under the orders of her alpha. Her chosen mate ends up being a terrible husband who cheats on her and whom she has two kids with, she then meets her fated mate, a Lycan king. They struggle to be together and things take an even rockier turn when the omega and the lycan king have to work together to save the human and werewolf world from a growing clan of vampires.

A powerful CEO, Skye Winslow, is serious when it comes to business, but a woman named Cassie Leighton changed that. However, he already has a fiancé, and Cassie is already married and has a son. But he couldn't forget about their lovely past in his mind. He did something terrible against Cassie and her family. His money couldn’t do something to fix it. Would it still be possible for them to be together?

Mae Fang suddenly discovers she has a sister and a rich family living in Evencrest city, but her parents only want her so they can save their precious Aria from a terrible fate. ~ "The Starweaver Academy is only meant for a selected few." She snarls at my uniform. "It doesn't fit a low life like you-" I cut my mother off with a bite. "But you need me, right? You need me to save your precious Aria." She doesn't answer before sending me off. At the academy, I'm opening my locker when three boys walk up to me. They are triplets! And they growl. "Mate."

The moon goddess paired them together, even though they were from rival werewolf packs. Their love has always been tough. After she makes a terrible mistake and is betrayed by the ones she trusted, Opal Kendrick is forced to take a drastic decision that causes her to be reborn in the future. She is reborn in the future as Cassandra Blake and grows to become a powerful Luna. Fate intervenes and causes her to meet her mated Alpha werewolf from the past after she has found her true love in the present life she lives. As the memories from her past come crashing back, Cassandra is torn between fighting for the one she loves and going after the people who ruined her life in the past. Will she ever win in a battle that is rigged against her?

after escaping her terrible and abusive boyfriend, Anora falls into the hands of a Mafia Leader and from there, unexpected things starts to happen

The leader of the biggest and most powerful pack on earth is Alexander Knight, the Alpha King. However, one terrible day completely changed his life, forcing him to accept the curse that he must now live with forever. Evelyn Lewis is a stunning and lovely girl but she feels broken on the inside and all this because of a terrible incident that completely upends her life. However, they are unaware of the fact, that tragic day will alter their entire existence. What will happen, when they both realise that they are the only ones to save each other from their own suffering?