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For bitter or worse
This can only be good judging by the guilty look on his face.
“Ese tonto completely ruined the cake I made for you! He first put salt in the whip cream and if that wasn’t bad enough he burned the dulce de leche.” Marianna growls at him. “I am really sorry mom, I didn’t mean to mess up. Ximena, please don’t be mad. Pleeeaaassseeee!” He whines, giving me his best puppy eyes and begging me for my forgiveness.
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REJECTED ONCE, CLAIMED TWICE
“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE”
“KILL ! KILL ! KILL !”
“BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!”
“EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?”
“YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE”
“HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD”
“NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT”
“SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”
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CLAIMED BY FIVE ALPHAS?
“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE”
“KILL ! KILL ! KILL !”
“BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!”
“EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?”
“YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE”
“HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD”
“NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT”
“SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”
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NO HARM
The class was quiet before Leonard raised his hands and Lillian told him to go ahead and answer the question since he was the only one ready to answer the question.
" in my simplest definition of pun,pun is like playing with words, but in its joke,there's an important meaning. For my example,.." He walks to the board and writes "Leonard likes colouring clothes,he dies everyday." He underlines the dies and told the class that because "dyes" and "dies" sound similar, he played with both words.
Other students gave their examples too,they were actually waiting for one person to answer first and it was Leonard who didn't speak to anyone in class that answered first. His example seems disturbing t
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Say I Hate You
Stupid embarassing childhood pics.
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Poor Ken.
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LORENZO, MY FATHER'S BEST FRIEND
Can we talk about this later
And then at seven-fifty-one, clearly having kept reading: also I can't believe you found this. You're insufferable and I mean that as the highest compliment
I'd sent the pun at eight-sixteen. The one I'd seen in the margins of a student's paper — clearly copied from somewhere, the kind of terrible wordplay that had no business being in a tactical analysis submission. I'd stared at my phone for a solid minute after hitting send, genuinely uncertain about what I had become.
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A Royal Pain In The Texts
HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB?
Will_the_devil
REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE.
REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE.
REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY.
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THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW.
Will_the_devil
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PUCK & PUNISHMENT
Elliot suggests, pushing the women touching him away
"Definitely not" Caden replies and I understand. Remington is a Motherfucking son of a chicken. Weak, subservient and a good fucking bore to play around.
"He literally peed his pant the day he got tagged" Vlad points out and Caden grinds his teeth
I throw my dart again. Bullseye.
Bullying is beneath us and life can get boring so we the VENOMS found nice ways of entertaining ourselves. Like tagging someone for punishment.
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Bad Fan
Immediately, Erric exhaled in disappointment, stood up from his seat, and turned away.
“He’s kidding, they wanted anyone of us. Of course, you wouldn’t,” Thor slipped in. He had a smile that did not directly depict that he found the joke funny. Erric had seen it before. He hated receiving it—a smile without happiness, flashed only to give a sense of comfort, through pity. They never help; they make him feel helpless. He’s not helpless.
He sat down again but more agitated by Thor’s pity than Deuss’ joke. “So who will?” he asked, trying to hide his irritation down.
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The Night Known As You
I laughed as I poked Punk in the ribs.
" Of course I do! It's Terror Terrible Terrorism Territory Terrius!" Punk grumbled as he rubbed his ribs.
" There's no way your name is that long right?" I asked with a confused look on my face, wondering how the son of a Lord's name is so weird as well as long.
" * Sighs* That's just how he remembers it." Terry sighed as he pinch the bridge of his nose.
" But that's just ridiculous!" I snapped.
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Frequently Asked Questions
I've come across some hilariously clever puns that only fellow bibliophiles would truly appreciate. One of my all-time favorites is: 'I tried to write a book on puns, but it was just a play on words.' It perfectly captures the essence of how puns can twist language in the most delightful ways.
Another gem is: 'Why did the book join the police force? Because it wanted to work undercover.' This one always cracks me up because it plays on the dual meaning of 'cover'—both as a book's physical cover and the undercover work in law enforcement. It’s a brilliant example of how puns can turn something mundane into something laugh-out-loud funny. These puns remind me why books and wordplay are such a perfect match.
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