The Divine Undertaker
Coffin sounded confused.
"But I'm not bearing with that family of three!" Caleb growled through his teeth.
"Little mistakes can lead to huge blunders, y'know," the Coffin argued, still being reasonable.
Caleb kept growling through his teeth, "Oh, but they threatened me! And I will use you to bury anyone who dares threaten me! Why else are you called the Coffin of the Gods? I will first bury humans, and then immortals, and then the world!"