Novel & Cerita Thank God Its Friday Funny

“The weather’s really beautiful.” Turning back to the sea, I nodded. “I love Fridays. I wish every day could be Friday. Then I could spend the rest of my life here.” He chuckled. “Every day can be Friday if you will it.” I arched a brow at him. Sometimes he said things that sounded different from what he truly meant, making my heart pound thunderously in my chest. He added, “You’re an empowering woman. You can have a free life if you want it.”

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Don't it look like I've got more important things to do, to focus on? Parker poured drinks for everyone. He held his high up, clanking it with some metal, suggesting a toast. "To more Wins!" "To more Wins," everybody cried out, concurring. He continued, "And to you Sophia, our Star gurlllll." I paused. Did Parker just say 'gurlllll', and also in a very ridiculous voice? Looks like, I wasn't the only one that noticed, as everyone immediately burst into laughter. "C'mon Sophia, you can do this, you have to do it. Think about Conrad and Simon, they need the money, you need the money," I said to myself.

"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ohh God please stop.. my stomach hurts like hell... Well I sorta Just imagined a kid version of you kissing a monkey... cute.. freaken cute I tell you." My face was burning at least I was making her smile like she did me. "I'm glad you're laughing. Thought you'd think I'm crazy..." She quickly responded: "I don't think you can go crazy... unless a Chris Brown song comes on.. then God your body would go crazy... that I know." I smiled like an idiot and my phone vibrated.. a text from my best friend. Bestie: Emergency 101... I fucken need you dude.. log in in w******p....

It takes a few seconds before she asks “What?” “He won the ‘no-bell’ prize!” and suddenly all the laugh that I keep holding in has let out like a demon leaving a body. I remember scrolling through F******k and seeing that post for the first time. I laughed so hard that my mom thought there was something wrong with me. Best day of my life! Still never fails to crack me up! I calm down, letting out bits of chortles. When I look at Sadie, she’s not laughing. Instead, she looks at me with her eyebrows furrowed. I turn back around, flustered.

“Want it any other way?” “Of course not!” “Then why d’you even ask?” “Oh, okay. Good. Thanks.” “Thanks?” The bastard laughed heartedly. “Fuck you, Fran.” “That’d be nice.” Brandon almost dropped his phone, laughing so hard tears rolled down his face. I waited, enjoying that I was able to make him and see him laugh. “Okay, go on with your Friday night. I’ve got a whole lot to write.” “Another letter, perhaps?” “No, you silly. I’m behind with my stuff.”

Then I laughed, "You need to be careful...you could get the reputation that you're easy. If I'm gonna get lucky, I should at least treat you to dinner and a movie...or buy you a fuckin' beer." Then he grinned, continuing the sexy teasing, "Well, I am easy, and you can plan on getting lucky...why don't you take me home and buy me that beer there." He laughed, "It's fat cock Friday! I wanna feel that big thing throbbing in my hands...wanna swallow a load...and then have you fuck me stupid and fill me with the second!" I shook my head, laughing, "You are horny as fuck...but fat cock Friday? Where did that come from?"

But Chloe’s hand gets any higher and I start committing felonies. A buzz. 《You’d look hot in prison orange》 《Say that now until you’re the one I’m on trial for》 《Drama queen》 《And yet you continue to worship me.》 I hit send. Then, 《Seriously tho... the smiling, Arden. There’s been too much of it.》 《She’s genuinely funny, I can’t help it.》 《You can’t... Look bored!》 《You want me to be rude to your friend?》

“—imagined grinding on a priest?” The phrase hit me like a cherry bomb. I think the blood left my limbs. I could feel my face doing a very public collapse into tomato. “You are disgusting,” I hissed. Lily actually doubled over with laughter. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I can’t.” Jordan was trying, bless her, but she cackled under her breath too. Then she recovered and pointed a finger at me. “God’s watching you, man.” “Please kill me now,” I whispered, which was dramatic and I knew it, but it was the only prayer I could think to say.