Thank God Its Friday Funny Novels & Stories

But Chloe’s hand gets any higher and I start committing felonies. A buzz. 《You’d look hot in prison orange》 《Say that now until you’re the one I’m on trial for》 《Drama queen》 《And yet you continue to worship me.》 I hit send. Then, 《Seriously tho... the smiling, Arden. There’s been too much of it.》 《She’s genuinely funny, I can’t help it.》 《You can’t... Look bored!》 《You want me to be rude to your friend?》

“—imagined grinding on a priest?” The phrase hit me like a cherry bomb. I think the blood left my limbs. I could feel my face doing a very public collapse into tomato. “You are disgusting,” I hissed. Lily actually doubled over with laughter. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I can’t.” Jordan was trying, bless her, but she cackled under her breath too. Then she recovered and pointed a finger at me. “God’s watching you, man.” “Please kill me now,” I whispered, which was dramatic and I knew it, but it was the only prayer I could think to say.

Our employers were nothing if not generous. “Where else did you think I was going to go? The other bench?” As I sat I pulled out my cheese sandwich, dull but cheap to make. “Ha ha, are you sure your sense of humour isn’t your new life skill?” Somehow my friend managed to roll her eyes and take a bite of her lunch at the same time. “Anyway, we have way more important things to talk about than your unfunniness.” “That’s not a word.” “And yet you know exactly what I mean. Stop distracting me, Ruby, we don’t have that long.” She carefully placed her sandwich on her lap and leaned towards me, eyes alight with mischief. “So, it’s the big two-oh this Saturday, huh? Are you excited?”

death "Boss Shit... I don't know it was you, Boss. Please let this nobody spare his life." "...." But this Shit God did not even respond! "FooOooood! FooOooood!" 'The Shit God is coming for Food!' He thought. "Eek...!" "Please spare this little life of mine Shit God! I'm going to find you the best food ever!" This mindless Luis Park craves for Food! *creak "FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!" The Shit God yelled for food. Upon hearing the Shit God yelled many times he can't think of something but to run!

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he said with a grin making me laugh "That reminds me we are having a ball this Friday. Would you like to come with me?" "Yes, I would love to" "Perfect"

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By the time I got to school, I saw Mary, Rock and Gustav gathered at their usual spot. “Thank God it’s Friday!” I let out as soon I settled down with them. I was totally expecting if they might have some cool stuff planned out to do after class. A part of me is thinking they might have actually planned some kind of boring activities like playing board games and whatnot but that was just me still judging them. “You sound excited,” Mary spat. She was focused on putting on some liquid eyeliner on her eyes. “Of course I am. It’s Friday, everyone loves Friday.”

Nathan’s trying to drag him down while Mason just films the whole thing, cackling, live-streaming it to the girls back home. I’m on the floor at this point, I tried to stand, laughed too hard, and ate shit. My stomach hurts from laughing, but it’s the good kind of pain. Then someone says something, and just like that, she’s back, flooding my brain, my blood, every cell. One hour of peace. That’s all I got. Groaning, I haul myself up, gripping the table for dear life. “Oh look, Grumpy’s back!” Theo hollers from his tabletop throne.

Zendaya sat in her office listening to “Its Friday Again, then Saturday, Sunday by Mufasa. Since it was Friday she began to get in the groove with the song that goes. “Its Friday then it's Saturday Sunday what It's Friday than its Saturday Sunday what Its Friday than it's Saturday Sunday what Its Friday than it's Saturday Sunday what Its Friday then it's Saturday Sunday what Its Friday then it's Saturday Sunday what Their lives again Their lives will pull us through Their lives again Their lives will pull us through Their lives again Their lives will pull us through Their lives again Their lives will pull us through