The Baby Isn't Mine!
I suddenly got a call from the police, telling me I was involved in an abandoned baby case.
My best buddy was holding me up as we rushed to the scene when Shirley Dunn, the girl who had asked me for directions last week, suddenly pointed straight at me.
"That's her. I saw her this morning, holding her stomach, going into the restroom! Now the baby's been born, and her belly's flat!"
I was completely stunned.
Before I could react, she shoved the newborn straight into my arms.
"This is your own flesh and blood! How could you abandon him?"
The officer's expression was equally severe.
"Miss, I understand that becoming a mother at 20 can be scary, but abandoning a baby is a crime. If you didn't want to raise a child, you shouldn't have had one."
More and more college students gathered around, their stares stabbing into me like needles.
Cold sweat soaked my back.
My best friend suddenly burst out laughing.
"Congrats, man! You're a dad now!"