Catfish: Body Double Edition
I go to the city where my online boyfriend, Logan Wright, lives to surprise him without telling him first. Instead, I overhear him talking with his friends.
"So what if her voice is nice? She's probably ugly as hell if she's reluctant to even send a picture. If the hottest girl on campus hadn't turned me down, I wouldn't even bother messing around with someone like her.
"Not only is she ugly, but she's also horny as hell. She keeps saying she has to see what I'm packing down there before we even meet."
One of his friends snickers. "So did you show her?"
Logan let out a low grunt in agreement. "But it wasn't mine. It was Troy's."
His friend blurts, "What the hell? Troy Levine? Your roommate? You said he was at least eight inches. Were you serious?"
"Of course. Why would I lie to you? Troy is a real bro. Seeing that I didn't want to send that kind of picture, he offered to do it for me."
They freeze for a second, then all burst out laughing.
I laugh too. I've heard of body doubles in Showbiz. This is the first time I've seen a body double in online romance.
I want every detail on Troy, and I want them in the next three minutes!