Pucking Forbidden Claim
“And, fun fact, octopuses do something similar, except they can also change color while they sleep. Imagine if you did that, every time you got pissed off, you turned bright red. Or better, neon green.”
“Rook, I swear to—”
“Oh, and get this,” I cut him off before he can finish, drumming my fingers against the steering wheel. “There’s a jellyfish that’s technically immortal. It resets itself when it gets old. Imagine if people could do that. Like, you hit sixty and just, poof, start over at twenty again.”
Kade groans again, dragging a hand down his face. “I hate you.”
I grin. “No, you don’t. You love me.”