Thanksgiving Divorce
Perhaps hearing our argument, the neighbors came out of their units.
"Mason, what's going on? Who is this woman?"
"Yeah! Do you need any help?"
I looked at Mindy again and warned coldly, "I'm saying this one last time: let me go."
Mindy said to my neighbors, "I'm his wife! This has nothing to do with you."
"Wife? She’s claiming to be Mason's wife."
I turned to look at Mindy's face. "You made me do this."
After saying that, I told the neighbors who had rushed over, "This woman was indeed my wife. After we got married, she kept thinking about her male assistant and even kicked me out of our home so he could move in. What a good wife she was!"