Top 20 Sleeping Pranks Novels & Stories

and I flipped them all off but inside my stomach was doing flips because I’d never actually lived with boys before not like this not in a dorm where they prank each other for fun and I had no clue how far they’d go maybe they’d draw on my face or put ice in my bed or worse and the thought of waking up to any of that made me decide right then and there no way I was sleeping tonight I was staying up all night if I had to. I played it cool though yawning fake and saying “yeah yeah laugh it up I’ll survive” while we brushed teeth and turned the lights off and climbed into our beds still trash-talking across the dark room like “bet Lange cries during the prank” “bet you cry when I prank you back

Her eyes met with mine. A smile crooked my lips. “I think he is pretending.” A tingling sensation filled my stomach as I anticipated the prank I wanted to play on him. “But he looks like he is asleep.” “No, he is pretending. If he was actually sleeping, he wouldn't be snoring. When people are sleeping, they are almost dead, so they can’t make noise,” I said with a dramatic tone. As soon as those words left my lips, his snoring ceased. But his eyes were still tightly shut.

When I said that, Sienna's expression eased slightly, but it darkened again almost at once. "But just look at how they treated you. If you don't hit back somehow, it just won't sit right with me." As I thought of the dirty tricks Mia and Jackson had pulled, my own expression turned cold. "Don't worry. They're about to pay the price for their actions." … The next day, several trending topics shot straight to the top of the charts. #StayAtHomeWifeCheatsWithCEOIllegitimateSon

He sat by my side and patted me, singing a song in a low tone that I could barely hear the lyrics. I started laughing at the image of him seated there, patting me to sleep, singing a form of a lullaby and acting all sweet. "What is funny?" "You of course." I replied him. He smiled. "Sleep." I nodded and turned to him, my eyes closed. I wasn't going to be able to sleep with him around but I hoped that I could fool him into thinking that I had slept so he could leave. I closed my eyes and evened my breathing, knowing how believable I could be. I had had years of practise fooling mum into thinking that I had slept whenever she checked up on me at night even though I still wanted to read some mo

With determination, I slowly lifted his right hand again, gently pulling myself from his embrace. I carefully positioned the pillow in between his arms, making it look as though I was still there beside him. "Please don't open your eyes... please!" I silently pleaded, my heart pounding as I prayed for him to stay asleep. Thankfully, he didn't stir at all after my little trick. It seemed like my plan had worked, and I managed to slip away without arousing any suspicion. After successfully tricking him into thinking the pillow was me, there was still one more challenge ahead; I needed to gently climb out of the bed without being clumsy.

Me: What do you want me to do about it? Josh: Entertain me. Me: Fuck you. I’m not your circus monkey. Josh: I woke up my roommate, I snorted so loud. You should def dress up as a circus monkey for Halloween. Me: Only if you dress up as an ass. Sorry, I mean donkey. Me: You’re already an ass. Josh: What a comedian. Don’t quit your day job. Josh: P.S. You think I won’t do it? I’ll do it just so I can blackmail you with the monkey pics.

“I sleep like this.” He snorted, then a quiet slap rung out as he covered his mouth. “Yeah, sure, princess. The queen of starfishing sleeps in the fetal position. Try again.” “Things change.” “Yeah, but I bet your sleepin’ habits ain’t one of them.” “Maybe they are.” “Shut up before I spoon you.” A shiver snaked its way down my spine. Because that was such a threat. Being spooned by Conor James was obviously my worst nightmare.

Right on cue, his assistant popped the car trunk and came back with a huge gift bag. Inside? Premium chocolates, and lots of them. "Dang," someone whispered. "Just this must've cost a ton." "He's so put-together, and she's gorgeous. Total power couple." "She wasn't lying. Who's the clown that called her a side piece?" The crowd turned, no longer here for the drama—now they wanted answers. Bruce saw it coming and bolted, which only made him more obvious. "That guy!" someone shouted. "He called the bride a side piece on their marriage registration day! Nearly caused a huge mess!"

He is really beautiful when he is sleeping. Casting another glance at him, I couldn't help but frown. This angelic face was the reason I am not creative for a moment because of my irritation and disappointment towards him. He deserves a proper payback and it has to be now. Inching myself closer to him, I reach out my hand and tried to grab the digital clock from the top of the table, adjusting the alarm. He stirred in his sleep and I held my breath, my eyes wide as I look at him, nuzzling his head on my chest. I gritted my teeth, my cheeks growing hot at what he is doing. I wanted to push his head away but I have to give him the proper prank he deserves since he is not a morning person. Snig

"What about your own weirdness, Phoenix?" she asks, her eyes twinkling with curiosity. "You can't be surrounded by all that and not have a few quirks of your own." Phoenix paused, a sheepish grin spreading across his face. "Oh, I've got my fair share of weirdness, believe me," he admits. "For one, I have this bizarre habit of sleep-cooking. I'll wake up in the middle of the night and start making elaborate meals. It's not unusual for Dexter or Blaze to find me in the kitchen at 3 a.m., halfway through a soufflé."