Top 20 Sleeping Pranks Novels & Stories

I was curled up and on right side and I barely had one eye slightly open. It was my sister Jordan and she had on min skirt and short tight top that covered her tits, the top had 3 buttons the middle front that held it the top together. I thought of what Jordan told Gena she did the last time she saw me sleeping so I pretend to be asleep. Jordan started reached out and touched my cock. I slight cracked and eyelid and she was not looking at my face, she was looking my cock. I closed my eyes quickly not to let on, I had been wanting to pop Jordan’s cherry and this situation was getting real hard. I knew Jordan could see the hard cockhead.

I said, stroking her hair. "That will be even better. You know, I had an idea. We should sleep in your king-size bed every night. Every odd night, you go to sleep using my bóóbs as pillows, or I could place my head on your groin and use your cóck as a special pacifier. What do you think?" "Your idea will test my dîck to the limit. Both ideas are great for initializing foreplay. Do you ever want to sleep?" She laughed, "A smart man once said that life is short, and we'll have all the time in the world to sleep when we are dead"

I tell him, “With you dangling from my body, that is the last thing that would happen.” Thank the heavens it was dark, he could not see me turn red, “Okay, but it would still happen, what are the odds that one of us would fall asleep soon, and then the other person has no other option than to sleep?” Grudgingly, he mutters, “Fine.” Now, how do I distract him... actually, both of us long enough before sleep sets in? “Let’s play twenty questions.”

Setting the ac unit to the right temperature, I slid under the comforter and found my comfy position. I lay on my side, a pillow between my legs, one wrapped in my arms, hugging it tightly, and my head resting comfortably on another. I did a full stretch like a kitten, then settled back, pulled up one leg to drape over the pillow, and waited for sleep to consume me. But it didn't. I then thought of calling Jada but thought against it as she would be busy. I propose calling her tomorrow. What if all this was for nothing and I am only here as some gosh, I don't want to think about it. Is this a joke? Was someone pulling an elaborate prank on me?

So it was important to get acknowledgement that the prank was done. The other part to our prank war was feigned ignorance. If the other person wants to use their turn for something really obvious, then we let them do it. We would act all surprised as the rather lame result played out, and sometimes those were the best, made us laugh the hardest. I had once made her walk in slow motion to go sit on a whoopee cushion; I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. So it really didn't matter that I knew she was prepping a prank in the barn. Whatever it was, she was grinning ear to ear, and I knew it would be either glorious, or gloriously lame, and both of those could be wonderful. So I le

Ooooh she is so dead, if she's out at some party getting pregnant right now, well then she's in for a- Before my moms insane thoughts can get any more out of control I let out a fake snore. I hear my mom gasp, suddenly my blanket is pulled off of my head. "What the-" I say in my best sleepy voice. For extra affect I add in a small yawn and rub my eyes "mom? What's wrong?" I ask, feigning concern and sleepiness. Thankful that she kept the light off so she wouldn't see my nose which means I at least wouldn't have to deal with that too for today.

That we were dry humping and I know what he feels like turned on and pushed up against me. “I’ve been known to do more than kiss in my sleep.” He laughs. No hint of shock at all. “They call it ‘Sexsomnia’. It happens very rarely. It’s like a form of sleepwalking.” He shrugs it off, obviously in acceptance of this quirk of his. Only Jake would have a manly sex related sleeping disorder. Well, that explains a lot! He comes to stand beside me, and I try not to shrink.

‘Sir, remain calm and stay where you are,’ he barked at the Sleeper and the man did pause. None of the Brits were having any success with their darts. But, then again, it made sense when Bridget thought about it. Though she had no proof they still were, how do you put someone to sleep when they already are? They had been stupid to even try. Yet how could they have foreseen this turn of events?

“What did you do?” “Oh, we planned the ultimate prank day. It started with Nobu—Kai and I convinced him there was a rogue sighting near the training grounds. He ran out, half-dressed, only to find nothing.” I laughed. “Poor Nobu.” Fynn smirked. “Oh, that was just the beginning. The best one? We filled Grandpa’s boots with mud and leaves while he was napping under a tree.” I gasped, wide-eyed. “No way!”

"Plus, it is our last evening alone together before the houseguests arrive. It's our only chance to prank Saffron one last time." Senna's face softened. "I forgot about the arrival of your suitors." She looked up at Esper and gave her a big smile. "You're right, let's go wake up Princess Sleepy Head for old time's sake." Esper returned Senna's smile with a big toothy grin. The prank was going to be epic. The pair quietly made their way to Saffron's room. They crept right up to the door and looked at one another. "Ready?" Esper whispered.