You Can Keep Him, Tramp
While I waited at the hospital to get my tubes tied, I came across a question that was blowing up online.
[What's the cruelest way to get revenge on a woman?]
An anonymous answer sat at the very top with thousands of upvotes.
[Easy. Become her best friend, then slowly take everything she's proud of away from her.
[I should know. That's exactly what I did to the girl I grew up with.
[By the time she realized anything was wrong, her parents already treated me like their daughter, and I outranked her at her own family's company. Her childhood sweetheart, who later became her husband, lost his virginity to me in the house she personally decorated for them.
[And those twins she thinks are