Third Wheel
Seems my favorite body part isn’t lame after all.
Later, I line five shot glasses up, filling them with vodka. I slide a glass to each of my new friends.
“A toast,” I announce. “To friends, family, husbands, and hot, sweaty sex.”
When their giggles subside, we raise our glasses, then slam them down. Well, I slam mine, as does Reagan. Others sip, sputter, and fan their open mouths in pain. At this rate, we will waste half a bottle of vodka tonight.