Teaching her a lesson
"Katie, what did they do to you? Are you OK?"
She nodded. "Yeah, I think so, Mr. C. Those paper towels were frickin' gross. You know what it... Did you ever try the saltine challenge?"
"No."
"Oh, well it's this thing where you have to eat six saltines in one minute. It sounds really easy, right? Because it's just crackers, and I'd swear I've eaten six crackers in a minute like a hundred times -- not literally a hundred times, because crackers are basically just pure carbs and who needs 'em -- but man, suddenly when it's a challenge, it's impossible. Your mouth gets so dry after like three of them, and--"
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