Unacceptable Meme Novels & Stories

"So you can buy some stupid game online? Oh Zack your idiosyncrasy will never stop." "Huh?" What the hell is this pile of shit saying, he is annoying me! "Oh sorry I forgot you have the same brain capacity as a Raphus cucullatus." He sigh while shaking his head. "Repeat that again." I stomp towards him, yeah I got his last sentence, the stupidest bird on earth now extinct, the dodo bird! He is clearly insulting me, I'll make him swallow his words one after the other. "Get out of my room Oliver!" He glared.

“Your name’s in the caption. ‘Local businessman’s café explodes in mocha mayhem.’ Congratulations. You’re a meme.” “I’m going to fire everyone,” Max muttered. “You can’t fire them,” Landon said. “They’re already traumatized. One of the waiters won’t stop twitching every time he hears a milk frother.” Suzi leaned against the arm of the couch, giggling. “You have to admit, it’s kind of iconic.” “I’m not calling an insurance claim over coffee foam and memes,” Max said darkly. “Actually, you are,” Landon replied. “Because the insurance adjuster is on her way, and she says she needs a statement from one of the owners. That’s you, buddy.”

I thought back and replied, "Well, I dragged Jean and Ramona to the grove to see the crabapple blossoms. Does that count?" "The grove? Isn't that area off-limits? What were you doing there?" Noah questioned, a hint of disapproval appearing on his face. Moments later, his expression shifted to one of intense fear. He shot me a strange look, and his legs started shaking. Without another word, he ran back to the classroom. Ramona raised an eyebrow. "The school bans us from going there because of all the bugs, right? Why is a dude like him so scared at the mere mention of the grove?"

I’m definitely reconsidering that meme. The Sebastian Effect.

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I smiled at his request. "Say for instance, your Alpha is trying to do something bad, would you support him?" I watched him for a while. He was thinking of the right reply. "No." "That's the kind of Beta I am. The kind that doesn't stand for any stupid believes." "Alpha Zain is a young man, he should know that bringing unity between the six packs is almost impossible." "Ok." Cain answer, "But that doesn't mean we should support him " I made sure to quickly add that.

“This would make a really viral picture" Fuck! I'm doomed.

"Ms. Sampson's villa isn't home for the homeless. They're your parents, aren't they, Felix? Figures. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Ugh, I can still smell the mud on them." Rage flared within my heart, but I held it back and quickly wiped the water off my in-laws. Diane had a short fuse. She would not stand for this insult, so she snapped, "And who are you supposed to be, you uneducated swine? How dare you call Felix a homeless man!" Zack did not hold back. Instead, he pressed on the attack. He picked up a ceramic ornament and hurled it at Diane. I deflected it with my hand, and the ornament grazed me.

"With the way you and Rose keep treating her, I'm sure she would end up dead since her body can't withstand so much pain." "She should have thought about that before she did something so evil." "You realize that you can't continue to treat the future Luna like this? People would have no regard for her if she ascends to her position because you, her mate, was always treating her like an animal." "She would never be the Luna. I would never accept someone like her," I growled out. "How about this, Damon? You reject her as your mate and let her go." Gamma Samuel said dejectedly. "It's as easy as that."

She sat down on the first stair as she leaned against the rail. “Don’t you speak badly about Alyssa? It’s not her fault that she was born to Magda. It's not her fault that we are mates. I love her and that’s it!” he rasped. “And I have marked her!” Mizette’s eyes became wide. She pressed her hand to her mouth. Rage filled her and she got up on her feet. She walked to Tova and slapped him hard. “Mother!” he shouted. “Unmark her. Now! Reject her. Now!” Mizette hissed. “She will never belong to Averine. I will never let her enter that place. So you better disown her! There is no place for a bastard of Magda in our life.”