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Lulu yang tidak tahu apa-apa harus hidup miskin akibat banyaknya penghutang pada almarhumah ibunya yang tidak tahu diri. Beribu cara dilakukan tapi hasilnya nihil, Lulu hampir putus asa karena 25 penghutang selalu saja menghindar sedangkan Lulu butuh biaya untuk menghidupi diri dan adiknya. Untungnya, kala Lulu hampir menyerah seorang Rifat datang dan menyatakan ingin menikahinya demi membayar hutang ayahnya. Apakah Lulu dan Rifat dapat bersatu demi menumpas para penghutang jahil? Dan dapatkan Rifat menjadi malaikat penolong bagi keluarga Lulu? Inilah cerita komedi romantis juga dibumbui perjalanan hidup.

Rosalie Jacobs had been married to Byron Lawrence for three years before finally getting a divorce. The entirety of Coast City frowned upon her as the outcast wife of a rich family.Six years later, Rosalie returned to the country with a pair of twins and became a world renowned miracle doctor.Countless people flocked to marry her.Suitor No. 1 said, "Miss Jacobs, are your children missing a father? What do you think of me? If you agree, I will treat them like my own."Suitor No. 2, "Miracle doctor Jacobs, I was blown away by your beauty and talent when I first met you. I would like the chance to love you to the best of my ability for the rest of my life. President Lawrence is blind to turn his back on you. I would never leave you!"Just then, a little girl appeared. She hugged Rosalie's leg and said, "Mommy, daddy has been kneeling on the washboard for three days and three nights now. He asked if you’d calmed down yet. If you have, he wants to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get remarried."

Despite being single, Molly May had become pregnant without her knowing how six years ago. As a result, she fell into disrepute and got abandoned by her family.Six years later, she returned with her triplets: Alex, Ben, and Claudia. The triplets with high IQ found that Sean Anderson was their biological father. Hence, they went to meet him without telling their mother.However, the CEO refused to recognize his offspring. “I have lived chastely and never had physical contact with a woman.”“DNA doesn’t lie, and that’s a fact,” said Alex, the eldest of the bunch.“People say men will forget what they've done after pulling on pants. It seems to be true,” said Ben, the middle child.“You should be happy and grateful to have three adorable kids and a beautiful wife,” said Claudia, the youngest of the bunch.While Sean played the role of a father and his relationship with the triplets grew rapidly, he was estranged from his wife.So the triplets taught him tips and tricks to pursue women: making bold moves, stealing kisses, proposing, etc.Nevertheless, Molly was distraught by his moves. “Such flirting skills befit an experienced male escort.”When Sean's identity was finally revealed, he retorted, “You are the 'escort.' Your entire family are 'escorts!'”

Garin lelah dengan segala kerumitan masalah dalam hidupnya. Menulikan telinga dari para mulut-mulut berbisa yang sering menjuluki ibunya sebagai. 'si wanita ratu hutang'. "Ya, ibuku si ratu hutang."

Tolong bijak dalam membaca! Di dalam cerita ini mengandung unsur 21+ dan juga Comedy yang akan membuat Anda terhibur, Shassy adalah kekasih Raka, yang merupakan sepupu dari Keenan sang CEO tampan yang terkenal dengan sifatnya yang dingin dan kejam.Tapi di sisi lain, Shassy bekerja sebagai sekertaris pribadi dari Keenan. Shassy pun mendapat julukan 'Sekertaris Terkuat' karena sanggup bekerja dengan Keenan lebih dari satu bulan.Tekanan dari Keenan sempat membuat Shassy frustasi. Tapi dukungan yang tidak di harapkan oleh Shassy, muncul dari orang terdekat Keenan. Dukungan itu memaksa Shassy untuk terus bersama dengan Keenan.Hingga akhirnya … "Keen, besok aku akan bertunangan dengan Shassy," ujar Raka"Apa kamu buta, hingga mau bertunangan dengan wanita itu," dengus Keenan, yang tak bisa mengungkapkan alasan di balik kalimatnya itu,Akankah Shassy dan Raka bersatu seperti janji mereka? Ataukah ia akan beralih menjadi menantu dari Mutiara Andara-ibu dari Keenan yang sangat menyayanginya?HAPPY READING …,

Ada dua musibah di dalam hidup Sara. Musibah satu, Sara harus ditinggal nikah pas lagi sayang-sayangnya dan kedua siapa duga, habis dikhianati Sara juga diitagih hutang senilai 40 juta oleh mantannya. Gila, bukan? Kasian Sara tapi itulah yang ia alami. Dan lebih gila lagi ketika Sara sedang kelimpungan, Ravi--dosen Sara tiba-tiba saja bilang akan membayar hutang Sara pada Vio--mantannya tersebut dengan syarat Sara harus mau menikahi Ravi dan membantunya balas dendam. Apa yang akan terjadi pada kehidupan Sara selanjutnya? Dapatkah Sara menerima permintaan Ravi untuk menikah berdasarkan kesepakatan itu? Jawabannya ada di 'Hutang Barang Mantan'.

Fitri menagih hutang pada Kakak Iparnya, setelah Desi--Kakak Ipar-- itu pamer habis membeli perhiasan. Alih-alih di beri, Fitri justru malah di caci maki, dianggap tidak sopan karena menangih di grup. padahal Fitri melakukan itu karena Desi tak jua mengembalikan uang yang telah di pinjamnya dan sekarang dia tengah butuh untuk membayar kontrakan. Hinaan demi hinaan Fitri dan suaminya dapatkan, siapa sangka keberuntungan berpihak pada Fitri yang seketika langsung mengubah hidupnya.

Meskipun Selena dan Harvey telah menikah selama tiga tahun, tetapi Harvey belum mampu melupakan wanita pujaan yang telah ada di hatinya selama sepuluh tahun ini.Hari ketika Selena divonis mengidap kanker, Harvey sedang menemani si wanita pujaan untuk memeriksakan anaknya.Selena tidak ingin membuat keributan atas hal tersebut. Dengan membawa selembar surat cerai, dia pun pergi tanpa banyak bicara lagi. Namun, dirinya justru mendapatkan balasan yang kejam.Ternyata Harvey menikahi Selena hanyalah demi membalaskan dendam. Kini Selena pun harus merana menahan sakit di tubuhnya. Harvey pun berkata kepadanya dengan dingin, "Ini adalah utang keluargamu terhadap diriku."Kemudian, setelah menghadapi rumah tangganya yang hancur, ditambah lagi ayahnya yang koma karena kecelakaan, Selena pun tak berdaya. Akhirnya dia terjun dari atas gedung."Utang nyawa keluargaku kepadamu, kini telah kubayar lunas."Setelah kejadian itu, Harvey yang begitu terhormat itu, pada akhirnya berlutut dengan mata memerah, lalu bertindak seperti orang gila, terus-menerus memohon agar Selena bisa kembali ...

SIX-PACK SERIES BOOK THREE *While this book can be read as a standalone, I'd highly recommend reading books one (Alpha Gray) and two (Alpha Theo) for context before this book* JAX : I'm no stranger to one night stands. Lots of girls want a hook-up with an alpha, so why should this one be any different? Maybe it's because she's the best I ever had. Maybe it's because she refused to tell me anything about herself. We agreed to one night, no strings attached. The problem is, I can't get that night out of my head; I've been obsessed with finding this girl since. When she shows up at the squad complex for training, I feel like it's my lucky day- until my best friend introduces her as his sister and things get... complicated. I can't go against bro code, right? Even if Quinn is my dream girl. Even if there's a crazy attraction between us that's harder to resist every day. I'm so screwed.  ~ QUINN : One night. It was supposed to be one night of anonymous, meaningless with a stranger. I just wanted to have a good time and forget about my cheating ex. It definitely did the trick- I haven't thought about my ex since, but now I can't stop thinking about that night or the sexy stranger who had all the right moves. When I arrive at the complex for a fresh start, I'm shocked to see him again- and even more surprised to find out that he's not only an alpha, but also one of my brother's best friends. Theo would Jax if he found out about that night. He can never know- which means I have to keep my distance. Even if I can't stop fantasizing about Jax. Even if it kills me.

Nang mamatay ang ama ni Maureen, halos gumuho ang mundo niya. Naiwan siyang mag-isa, at kasabay nito ay ang milyong-milyong utang na hindi kayang bayaran ng kanilang bahay o negosyo. Ang madrasta niyang ubod ng sama, na tila kamag-anak ni Lucifer, ay sinisi siya sa lahat ng kamalasan. Pinagbantaan pa siya nito na kung hindi makakapangasawa ng mayaman ay papalayasin siya nito, na ikinatakot niya, dahil wala na siyang ibang matatakbuhan. Parang pinagsakluban siya ng langit ng matanggal pa siya sa trabaho. Pero biglang nagbago ang lahat nang ipatawag siya ng boss niyang ubod ng lamig. Inalok siya ng kasal. “Marry me, I'll pay your debt and I'll introduce you to my family to be able to receive my heritage from them. Just contract marriage, no feelings involved, let's call it business.” Dalawa lang ang pagpipilian ni Maureen: maging palaboy o tanggapin ang alok. “Deal,” sagot niya. Kahit tatlong taon siyang magtitiis sa pagiging asawa ng boss niyang cold-hearted. Sa unang buwan ng pagiging mag‑asawa nila sa papel ay naging madali kay Maureen. Naging sekretarya siya ng boss niya at magkasama sila sa iisang bahay. Wala silang pakialaman pagdating sa trabaho; madali lang para sa kanya magpanggap bilang asawa. Ngunit habang patagal nang patagal ang relasyon nila, nagsimula nang magbago ang nararamdaman nila sa isa't-isa. Nagsimula na ring mag‑alala ang lalaki kay Maureen. Si Maureen ang naging dahilan kung bakit nagbago at lumambot ang naninigas nitong puso. Dumating na nga sa punto na matatapos na ang kontrata, ngunit hindi ang pagmamahal ni Maureen para sa boss niya. Nagdadalawang‑isip pa siya kung tatanggapin na ba niya sa kanyang sarili na ang boss niyang nyebe ay mahal niya na o tatapusin niya na lang ang kontrata at magsisimulang mamuhay muli na walang boss na nyebe sa kanyang buhay.