Very Very Funny Jokes

He pushed her strapless dress below her very ripe boobs as they were now out , seeking for attention . Her rounded, full and very pointed attractions .He moved his concentration down. His kisses had retracted to her neck , as it now headed for her very ripe full breast , her lips immediately engulfed her dark pointy niples as she moaned with his hand playing with the other .He bit on her nipples as she moaned out the feeling abit of Pain and pleasure , but the pain was pleasure and she wanted more. His hand had wondered down to her thighs and maybe more .She moaned in delight as hs hand reached her pleasure camp. She noticed his face now back to hers , Her hands lingered over his chest before they somehow found his belt , undoing it. ‘’Alicia…’’

I'm a CEO. Funny things keep happening around me after I meet a weird woman.

My parents separated last year. But we are very close to each other, my parents used to be best buddies before they got together. My mom's name is Rose Kings and my father's name is Gabriel Kings. My parents are very wealthy and my mom is the President and CEO of a 5-star Hotel and restaurant, my dad is the president and CEO of a hospital name Thomas clinic. Will he give up on chasing her or will he fall for his maid he knows nothing about.

Carlos is a mature man, arrogant, and very sure of himself. Sara, an immature young girl, brave ... but very troublesome. She is just a big inconvenience to him. He is too overbearing and controlling for her. What is the boundary between respect and tolerance? To what extent can two people so different be able to support each other without mistreating each other? Would you trade your ideals and convictions for someone you don't know and who you can't even trust?

(R21+ Muture Content) When Alexander was a little boy, he heard a lot of scolding from his uncle. Because he has no parents and he was living on his uncle's money. Alexander wanted to befriend his cousin Orla. And he wanted to play with her, but his uncle strictly forbade his daughter Orla, from playing with Alexander. And they used to torture Alexander a lot. But Orla was very kind to him. But then one day he bought a small gift for Orla. And when he gave that gift to Orla, Orla threw it away and called Alexander very bad. And Alexander was crying all night that day. And then he left his uncle's house. And 20 years have passed and now. Alexander is a "MAFIA MAN" and a "BILLIONAIRE" and now he's looking for Orla and now he's going to get his revenge on Orla and her father. And his retribution is very dangerous.

Celeste Khoza made one thing very clear to everyone around her- marriage was not for her and she definitely did not want children. Her parents have always supported her every decision and would never do anything to hurt her...but what happens when the very same parents find a suitor for her? Someone she would've never went for? Someone who has her overbearing and possessive parents weak at the knees and bending at his will? A Swiss man by the name of Daddy Aebischer.

Her voice enchants them, and her touch, it steals the very life out of them. Thea's only option is to take a vow of silence so the kills stop and her bloody hands have a chance to wash clean.Things can't be so easy for her. Innocent children are taken and their lives threatened by the very people that tortured herself and her sisters.Thea's only recourse is to embrace the darkness inside and unleash her vengeance.After all, a siren's song isn't her only weapon.

In a world masked with supernatural creatures, alliances and loyalties are tested when Amelie finds herself in a love triangle with the very man she was forced to marry. But the love triangle led to an imbroglio when she found herself at the mercy of the moon goddess with only one wish: Revenge. But thinking all was over, fate took a surprising turn on her when she found herself three years in her past life, and about to marry the very man responsible for her unfortunate end. Her wish has come true. And now, the battle line is drawn.

Heartbroken and betrayed Rebecca packs her old life and drives as far away as possible from the one that hurt her the most and swears she wants nothing to do with any male in her life. Finding her way into a peaceful small town Iverdale, Rebecca feels it is a place where she belongs and been longing for, so she plans her new start. But her fresh start is turned upside down when very handsome and very determined owner of the ranch she's about to work at Luke Dalton barrels into her still very shattered world and insists she is his soul mate, a werewolf and an Alpha to the Moon River pack. How can she accept a werewolf into her human world and commit to a life-long unbreakable bond, after the storm she has just been through. Will Rebecca chose to become a Luna and mate to Alpha Luke or will she runaway with the secret she doesn't know exists within her bloodstream?

Janani Trivedi has something that is very very precious to Armaan Verma. So when Armaan storms into her life to reclaim what's his, Janani lets the forbidding businessman believe the worst of her. Though Janani Trivedi seems gentler that Armaan has known of, he's resolved to make her pay.  Let's see what happens when Janani's secret is out!!  Or how the formidable businessman works it out PS : Inspired from the multiple mills and boon I have read so far.