Very Very Funny Jokes

My whole family only ever loved my younger sister, Carrie Brooks. Carrie had a crush on my fiancé, Josh Beaumont. On my wedding day, my mother pressed a knife to her throat, forcing me to give Josh to Carrie. "The fortune teller said Carrie's illness will get better if she gets married," Mom pleaded. "You're healthy. You'll find someone else." My brother, Nick Jansen chimed in. "Grace, don't be so selfish. Hurry up and take off the dress. Carrie's thinner than you. Make sure you don't stretch it out." Even Josh said, "Carrie doesn't have much time left. But Grace… we still have our whole lives ahead of us." They didn't know. The one who was truly dying… was me.

Julia loves reading BDSM erotic books. Her husband catches her reading one of those books and then they both try out playing sex games where Julia gets to be a slave and she loves playing these love games with her husband. But will these games affect their marriage? Let's find out by reading how it all started and how it's going!

The hotel magnate's very precious wife is his best friend. She is the woman he protects at all costs and to whom he gives all his love and affection. Cassandra was fortunate indeed. She has a beautiful and loving family. Pero isang gabi nauwi ang lahat sa bangungot na hindi na niya nanaising balikan pa. Isang pangyayari ang mas lalong nakagimbal sa kanya, bumalik ang kanyang memorya. Muling nagpakita ang taong mas lalong gugulo sa kanyang utak at puso. gumulo man ang kanyang puso sa kanyang utak mas pinili niyang panindigan ang taong naging sandigan niya sa lahat ng nangyari sa kanya at ni hinding natakot na nagbigay ng kamay sa kanya. Dahil sa kaibuturan ng kanyang puso alam niyang ang pag-ibig ng taong iyon ay naging lakas niya sa lahat ng dagok na dumaan sa kanyang buhay. She will fight for her family. Alejandro is her knight in shining armor her best friend, and her companion in every storm in her life and she knows that this man is her husband’s material if the past comes and tries to win her back will Cassandra give her a chance to the once her heart desired. Choosing her past can destroy her present life forever. Sometimes love and connection are not the basis to choose the person we want to be with. But the feeling of secureness, love, and passion will be our choice.

Ashton Fabregas is a certified playboy. Despite being a product of love, he never imagined or dreamed he would fall in love with a woman. He was contented with his life as a bachelor, with no one dictating or demanding anything from him since he hated being controlled. As a jerk, he always had a new flavor every day and night. But that night came... As he scanned his eyes around the bar, it landed on a woman who caught his attention. Man, she's sexy and gorgeous as hell! So, he quickly approached her and asked her to dance. And when he finally caught the woman's attention, he realized she was drunk as she expertly danced sexily with him in the middle of the dance floor. But what happened to him? Something's not right because he's going crazy thinking about that woman over and over again. It seems like the woman didn't just capture his attention, but also his heart, and hell, he can't allow that to happen just like that! He will also take the woman's heart and claim it. But how can he find her when he doesn't know who she is and where she is? Damn, Ashton Fabregas is very, very doomed as hell!

On the day Alice learned that her boyfriend was marrying her aunt, a car ran her over. To make things worse, the car owner dragged her inside and violated her! A month later, she was told that she got pregnant. When she was getting whipped for bringing disgrace on her family, an intimidating man came to her rescue. Turned out the father of her baby was Maxwell, the most affluent and mysterious guy nationwide!

Two women fighting different fates. Freya should be content as Luna of Rising Star but everything about her twisted mate repulses her. Even when she has a chance at happiness she's forced back to where it all began to try and save the people she loves. Including Zeke, her damaged, gruff bodyguard. Zena doesn't give a f--k. Until she suddenly has to, when her coven demands her talents. But her casual attitude has left with her with one unrequited love, one obsessive stalker and a quiet, heartstruck man who will battle everything to prove she's more than a tool for everyone else's Fate. Book 2 of the Shadowlands Series (Can all be read standalone) Book 1: A Damaged Alpha Book 2: The Luna Who Wants Everything Book 3: Resisting the Beta (2024) First Generation: White Forest Pack Series (can all be read standalone) Book 1: A Banished Alpha Book 2: The Luna's Rejected Assassin Book 3: The Beta's Prize

"If loving you is a gambling, then I'm willing to be a gambler" Benedict Vale is one of the most successful but ruthless businessman in the world of business. He doesn't give a single care to others when business is the one they're talking about. He is devilishly head turner handsome but at the same time dangerous like a poisonous forbidden fruit, but you'll definitely gonna try and risk just to eat it even you know its poisonous. Despite from being ruthless and dangerous, he is a very caring son and brother that only his family can see and he is also a one-woman kind of person. He doesn't do flings or hook ups, because for him the right woman will come without even rushing. But when Benedict saw Faith angelic face and kissable lips, all he can think is to claim her as his. He told to himself that's not right, at habang mas lalo niyang pinakatitingnan ang babae at dumadako sa mga mapupulang nitong labi ang paningin niya ay mas lalong nangingibabaw ang kagustuhan niyang halikan ito. He can ravish her lips all day if he will given a chance. Sinabi niya sa sarili na mapapasakanya ang babae kahit anong mangyari, kahit pa agawin niya ito mula sa kasintahan nito. Handa siyang sumugal kahit gaano pa kalaki ang kailangan niyang itaya mapasakanyan lamang ito...

♥♥A billionaire's secret baby. ♥♥The stars aligned the first time they met, and now she's carrying the result of that night of passion. What happens when they meet again?Her-Walking into the job of a lifetime, I never guessed that I'd come face to face with the one individual I never thought I'd see again. I hadn't even gotten his name, but I knew his body. Hell, I knew his taste. Now the secret I carried could be the ending of anything between us before it ever really started.Him-She should be off limits. Not only was she an employee, but I just insisted that she become my roommate. And she's pregnant!I had everything under control. So what if I had to disappear to rub one out a time or twelve? She was only an employee, nothing more.Now if I could only convince my heart of that.

A case of mistaken identity. A twisted plan. An unexpected love. Isabella Delgado lives a quiet life as a regular office worker in Manila—routine days, instant coffee, and a heart still nursing quiet dreams. But everything changes when she’s suddenly kidnapped off the street by strangers who mistake her for someone else. Her captor? Lance Alonzo, a cold, calculated billionaire with a broken heart and a twisted agenda: to make Sofia Marie Cruz, his ex-girlfriend who betrayed him, fall in love with him again—only to break her heart the way she broke his. But there’s a problem. Isabella isn’t Sofia. She only looks exactly like her. When Lance discovers the mistake, it’s already too late. Isabella knows too much, and letting her go could destroy his reputation. So he keeps her locked in his private estate—just until he figures out what to do. But as days pass and secrets unravel, Lance finds himself drawn to the very woman he never meant to meet. And Isabella? She may be trapped—but her spirit refuses to be broken. Not by a man with a plan. Not by a heart with unfinished business. What started as a revenge scheme becomes a dangerous game of deception, desire, and redemption. Because sometimes, fate doesn’t make mistakes. People do.

Avery Tate was forced to marry a bigshot by her stepmother as her father's company was on the verge of bankruptcy. There was a catch, the bigshot—Elliot Foster—was in a state of coma. In the public’s eye, it was only a matter of time until she was deemed a widow and be kicked out of the family.A twist of event happened when Elliot unexpectedly woke up from his coma.Fuming at his marriage situation, he lashed out on Avery and threatened to kill their babies if they had any. “I’ll kill them with my very hands!” he bawled.Four years had passed when Avery returned to her homeland with her fraternal twins—a boy and a girl.As she pointed at Elliot’s face on a TV screen, she reminded her babies, “Stay far away from this man, he’s sworn to kill you both.” That night, Elliot’s computer was hacked and he was challenged—by one of the twins—to kill them. “Come and get me, *sshole!”