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Fifth Castillion is a happy-go-lucky bachelor from a wealthy clan of Castillion. He never imagined being in a serious relationship and being a man of one woman. But when he met Antoinette San Francisco, everything changed. She's a demure and classic woman who dreamed of being a nun and temporarily went out to the convent to fulfill her responsibility to her sister, Tamia. Destiny is full of surprises, indeed. Tamia fell in love with Fifth, while Fifth fell with Antoinette, and vice versa. But as a good half-sister, Antoinette sacrificed her love for him. She let him go despite their love for each other for her sister's happiness. She pushed Fifth to marry her sister as Tamia's dying wish. He will do everything she wants, even if it costs him happiness and freedom. He married Tamia while Antoinette pursued her dream and became a nun. Selfless love is sometimes too cruel for those who sacrifice. Is there a happy ending for both of them? Or will their sacrifices set them free?

"For fifteendays, come with me." Zage Pendleton. Isa sa pinalad na matanggap si Aria sa isang beach resort no'ng nagkaroon ng job hiring sa kanilang bayan. Pangarap ito ni Aria ang makatrabaho upang makatulong sa magulang dahil mahirap lang buhay nila sa probinsiya. Sa pagdating ni Aria sa lugar na yon ay naakit agad siya sa lugar dahil sobrang ganda at isa pala yun pribadong resort. Hanggang sa isang araw ay biglang darating ang may ari no'n at lahat sila ay nataranta ganun rin si Aria dahil nabalitaan niya hindi raw ito namamansin tanging ang mag-asawa lang na nagbabantay ang kinakausap nito. Ganun pa man ay hindi na yon inalala ni Aria, ngunit maagaw ng atensyon niya ang isang lalaki na siyang unang aangkin sa kaniya. WARNING SPG ALERT!

 I was married to this sexy hot chic. Nung sinabi ni Dad at Lolo na ipagkakasundo niya ako sa babaeng yun ay hindi na ako nagpatumpiktumpik pa at pumayag agad sa alok nila. Isa pa maganda na nga, sexy at hot pa ang mapapangasawa ko. Kaya nga hindi ko lubos maisip kung bakit nangangamba ang mga Montefalco sa anak nila. Sabi nila baka daw hindi mag asawa ang anak nila at maging tomboy ito. Fck! Sa ganda at sexy niyang yan nangangamba silang maging tomboy yun? Eh baka 'pag nakita niya itong walong abs ko ay magwala na yan. Pero napaurong ang dila ko nang malaman ko ang kinakatakutan nila at pinangangambahan. Mukhang tomboy nga ito eh! Damn! I was just married to my wife, not just an ordinary wife but fck, to an EXTRAORDINARY WIFE!  Lolo, Daddy pwede pa bang mag backout?  

Walker, G.R.O, Prostitute. Iilan lang na tawag sa uri ng trabaho ni Agatha. Ganda ng mukha at katawan ang tanging puhunan ng isang kwela at pilyang dalaga na mula nang magkaisip ay nasa mundo na ng bahay-aliwan ng mga lalakeng sabik sa tawag ng laman at handang magbayad para sa panandaliang-aliw. Maaari kayang baguhin ng tadhana ang maruming kapalaran niya kapag nakilala niya ang gwapong CEO na si Mr. Khevin Tolentino? Isang istriktong Boss na umpisa pa lang ay nandidiri na sa pagkatao niya? Paano mabubuo ang pagmamahalan ng dalawang nasa magkabilang uri ng mundo? May pag-asa ba ang gaya ni Agatha na makapasok sa mundo ni Khevin? Kung sa simula pa lang ay ayaw na siya nito bigyan ng pagkakataong maging bahagi ng buhay ng gwapong CEO?

Paano mag-kasundo ang dalawang tao sa iisang bubong kung para silang aso't-pusang nag babangayan?...Isang mapag-laban na maid at isang aroganteng billionaire...Walang araw o gabi na hindi sila magkasutan kahit kunting bagay pinagtatalunan nilang dalawa...Pero paano kung sa kabila ng hindi nila pagkakaintindihan ay unti-unti na pala nahuhulog ang loob nila sa isat-isa pero walang sinoman sa kanila ang umamin na lihim na pala nila iniibig ang isat-isa...Hanggang sa isang araw unti-unting natuklasan ni hope ang tunay niyang pagkatao lalo na ng bigla nalang siya dinakip ng tatlong lalaking naka-maskara sinakay siya ng mga ito sa itim na magarang van at nagising nalang siya bumungad sa kanya ang tatlong lalaki mag-kamukha at nagimbal siya ng sabihin ng mga ito na siya ang kapatid nilang babae at sila ay quadruplets! Mas nagulat pa siya ng makita ang medyo may idad na banyagang lalaki at tinatawag siya nitong my princess! Si Night ubod ng sungit at arogante kaya walang nakakatagal na maid sa kanya dahil sa kasungitan nito...Ngunit pano kung pag uwi niya sa mansyon niya naabutan nalang niya doon ang pasaway na bagong maid niya?...Pinag-kamalan pa siyang mag nanakaw at pulubi...Hindi man lang umobra sa dalaga ang kasungitan at kaarogantehan niya bagkos mas masungit pa ito sa kanya at lagi siya nitong binabara hindi lang yun bully pa ang dalaga at pasaway na palaban sa mga taong minamaliit ang pagkatao nito. Hanggang sa hindi namalayan ni Night nahuhulog na pala ang loob niya sa dalaga bukod kasi sa palaban ito ay subrang ganda sexy at mistisa ito talo ang mga model at beauty queen sa taglay nitong ganda kaya kahit sinong lalaki maakit sa taglay na alindog ng dalaga...Hanggang sa bigla nalang itong nawala kaya hindi siya mapakali at nag alala siya sa dalaga.

Wala nang ibang makitang paraan si Chrizel Sy kung hindi ang itago ang kanyang pagdadalang-tao kay Aidan Barawell, isa sa pinaka makapangyarihang negosyante rito sa bansa. Chrizel was the highest paid model not just here in the country but in the whole Asia. She had a secret relationship with Aidan, the most prominent man in the business industry. Halos na kay Chrizel na ang lahat nang kagandahan sa buhay na matatamasa ng tao ngunit kahit anong ganda niya pa ay nagawa pa rin siyang lokohin at saktan ni Aidan. Nakipaghiwalay siya kay Aidan ngunit huli na ng malaman niya na buntis siya, nagdesisyon siyang itago ang bata dahil sa sakit na idinulot sa kaniya ni Aidan at para na rin sa magiging kapakanan ng bata. Ngunit paano kung malaman niyang hindi totoong nagloko si Aidan? Huli na ba ang lahat para sa kanila? MS_HEART_INKER WARNING: MATURE CONTENT|R-18 ONGOING

Laurel must be willing to lose her father who died in an accident, as a result of the careless actions of a rich kid who is reckless, as well as losing her mother who died due to illness. Everything could be solved with their money and Laurel was disgusted by it. However, the years passed and Laurel's life seemed so lucky, as if God had always given His love to Laurel, and she was grateful for it. Then, she met Aaron, a CEO who had succeeded at a young age with his own efforts. They fell in love, went through everything with a pleasant little drama, until they got married. Even so, the problems never end, until one day Laurel learns a striking truth. Aaron was that young man, the young man who drove so irresponsibly that her father died. All is revealed. All the conveniences that Laurel got, all came from Aaron who did it out of guilt. Meanwhile, Aaron, who initially did everything to get back at his sins in the past, actually fell in love with Laurel. Then, what is their next story? Will Laurel be willing to forgive Aaron or vice versa?

Despite my parents' objections, I stay by Julian Grant's side for ten years. He goes from having nothing to building his own empire. The moment it's time to fulfill our ten-year promise, I proudly tell my parents I'm going to marry him. But then, he gives the vice president position meant for me to another woman. I confront him only to overhear a woman's hesitant voice behind the door. "Mr. Grant... you gave me the VP role, but what about Ms. Jones? Aren't you two getting married?" Julian's tone is cold and sharp, though his face is calm and unaffected. "Noelle's been with me for ten years. Who else would even want her? Relax—she won't dare make a scene." The words hit me like a slap to the face. Without another word, I turn and make a call to my arranged marriage contact. "Are you free?" I ask. "Let's get married."

Saki is a self-proclaimed future Mrs. Ducani. Wala siyang pakialam kung ilusyonada ang tingin ng lahat sa kanya dahil malakas ang paniniwala niyang ang ganda niya ay hinulma para sa isang Ducani. She was sure of it. Kung hindi rin lang Ducani ang apelyido ng lalakeng manliligaw sa kanya ay ligwak kaagad. Not until she met "Kanor". Ang gwapong janitor sa Ducani Empire at ang asungot na madalas siyang sabihang hindi niya dapat pangarapin ang magkakapatid na Klinn, Krei, Keeno, at Keios. Bwisit siya sa pagsasampal nito ng katotohanang cannot be reached ang magkakapatid pero hindi niya inasahang mahuhulog siya rito. Hindi na nga siya nakabingwit ng isang Ducani. Nainlove pa siya sa isa ring pobreng gaya niya. Will she hold on to her belief that she's made for a Ducani and only for a Ducani? O kakainin niya ang pride para kay Kanor?

Vice and Victor have a plan. Five years in the spotlight to make their fortune, then move into the background, with their own record label. Fast and smart is their motto. Romance will have to wait, especially since their idea of an ideal romance, involves both of them and one woman. When their manager, Aaron, asks them to collaborate with a chart-topping popstar who wants to gravitate into rock, they are dubious. A frequent flyer in the gossip columns over the last twelve months with a history of drug and alcohol problems, they fear she will be difficult and volatile to work with. After being roofied by her music producer, Mirage has learnt the hard way that it is not an equal world. Without proof, she cannot pursue legal recourse, and she is locked into completing another album with her rapist. Meanwhile, Mr Rich has been feeding the industry lies about her having dependency on alcohol and drugs, and the gossip mags have seized upon the stories, slowly tearing her professional reputation into pieces. But Mirage is not a fragile damsel in distress, she is a pop-rock chick, and she is fighting back.