My Toxic Trait Is Being Fat
"Prepare the iron tonics and the vitality charts. We will record her morning vitals for the pack archives."
For the next twenty minutes, Vance and his team put on a flawless performance of thorough medical care. He pressed a cold silver stethoscope against my lower abdomen, nodded thoughtfully to himself, and murmured approvingly about a "strong, steady pulse." All the while, his junior assistants diligently inked fabricated measurements onto a fresh parchment scroll.
Once the examination was complete, Vance retrieved a few small, dark glass bottles from his bag and placed them on my nightstand.
"Everything is progressing splendidly," Vance announced, gathering his gloves. "I am prescribing